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whats the most stupid thing you have eva heard

my mom said to me once

dont look now...but look whos over there

We didn't underestimate them. They were a lot better than we thought"

Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's. Movement and positioning" - ron atkinson (football commentator)

There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way"

My sister has had the most classic stupid quotes. One time on a road trip she asked my mom why every bridge was called "Narrow". She pronounced it 'Nah-row'.

lol

here are some more ive heard

I never make predictions, and I never will

david beackham - My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7

I'd like to play for an Italian club like Barcelona"

The underdogs will start favourites for this match

We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.' - Ruud Gullit

In a year's time, he's a year older.' - Bobby Robson

Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them

My stepfather says the stupidest quotes too, "Yu can't go online because I say so!" "Your mother is a **** and when you are older you will be one too!JM

Jm, you have Rob 2 times in your sig

Hmm He seems to be an ass, you want me to fly over and beat him up?

well Slippy she likes Rob more than you

Yea he is.Could you flly over here and beat him up for me?That would be great.Thanks Slipknot I did not noted I better fix it.JM

No I don't.I did not relise that I had it addes two times that is all.I love everyone!JM

Me too :eek.

well I am gonna go to the US in March so I might show up. You know take Napalm and Slipknot with me, and we get rid of him, nice and easy you know

I like what I Hear so far.Make it look like an accient and then he sleeps with the fishes!I like it.You are hired!JM

Whoa Who are we planning on "taking care of?"

(Smiles a evil smile)my stepfather!JM

Oh ok

I will e-mail yu some information.For now I got to go.JM

Later

Bye