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I guess I am hearing naughty rude remarks about me and this has got to stop!

I only talk about sex cause, OK my name IS randi

but you got to get over it, it's just how I am, if you don't like it TOUGH

You need to stop being so damn paranoid, seriously.

what now?

bad randi go to my room!

I don't want to go to your room!

and JTO I am paranoid so get over it

lol fine then go to my living room! ill drag the xbox out there

Cherries droolio

want to go to my room ,not thats saps room

never mind you guys will never get me *sighs*

*gets in line and takes a number*

AGHHHHHHHHHH

Sorry pal,pepole are already in front of you ,i get it first read the username.

I was just saying to someone that, Randi is such a well adjusted, sensible young woman, with no hangups at all.

thank you moose

i wish I can hug you

ya all, quit raggin on my home gurl cherry

If you're going to portray yourself as some nasty ass skank you must be able to handle the repercussions. I'm also a nasty ass skank, but I do it professionally fab

*cough* so ahhh Syren... How u doin?

'sup sauce. Hit on me and I'll break your face

Attention Threads really suck.

*hits on syren* then runs away

okkkkkk.... soooo lets try door numba two Bob

boxing

Ok, so I'm not that bad. But I refuse to be slimed all over directly after you slimed all over Randi schmoll

hey... im just a lovable person

I love you too syren lets now get into this hot tub and bath eachother

woah...what was in that drinK!

Honey... you'll never be too low for naked water time flirt

Whoa Whoa Whoa...

I cannot STAND for this.

*sits*

Proceed.

Oh dearie...

*pulls out tub from classified location*

*fills*

*strips*

Now what?

I want to sponge you sy come here and sit inbetween my legs sy

you are so sexy *brings out dripping wet sponge*

lol hey moose u got an extra chair

you two can join I got extra sponges

* licks the sponge*

Just...*sways a little*

Stavooo...Kimshee...*covers mouth with a gasp*

Ifto...rama lama...

*writes on a piece of paper*

I've forgotten how to speak.

OMFG

*involuntary shiver*

Oh, right... get in the water

Ok now, this is just silly.

OBVIOUSLY she's sexy! Less talk, more sponge!

LMFAO!!

*settles self comfortably between Randi's legs*

Oh me, oh my!!

*slides next to sy and sqeazes the sponge as the water splashes off both of our dripping wet bodies, so smooth and soft*

wtf I am seriously horny god hellp me

*Superglues self to outside of bathroom window*

Now I won't miss anything that happens....tee hee hee.

-AC

OMFG!!

*closes eyes and leans back against Randi*

Holy moly... this is PG21

OH MY

God!

*yanks his own eyes out so he can't be banned*

*Dives through window and casually sits as if nothing happened*

........What? It's warmer in here and there are two females bathing. **** missing this.

-AC

God has no part of this, leave him alone.

Now...I just want to state for the record, that I in no way condone this(keepgoing) and that I think it is repulsive(stopanddie)and sickening(canitapethis?)

Ok this thread is a bit much even for you Sy. cry Moosie quit egging them on!

And Candy, Im going to answer your question. If you run around posting like a hoochie mama then you deserve everything you get sweetie. If my 22 year old daughter had behaved like you do at times online when she was in high school, Id have yanked her computer out of the wall.

There's no need whatsoever to come across as one who gives it out freely all the time. (Well except SY ) But you need to have a little class for heavens sake. cry

Just remembered, had to text my friend. Let him knowwww.....where I was....

*Fiddles with mobile phone and pretends to text despite it being blatant that AC owns an audio/video camera phone and is recording everything for later private use*

-AC

I...but...

THEY STARTED IT!

I was just extolling the virtues of free speech.

*stands behind JP*

Yeah! Stop it guys!

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

*Calms*

Ladies, continue. For the purposes of hygene.

-AC

*keeps soaking us both as I reach my habd underthe hot water and grabs a..... *

VOICE OVER "No going to our regular scheduled program, BAMBI"

*senses disappointment*

cry No one ever made me feel bad before.

*climbs out of tub and tries to cover self*

Dammit!!!

Now I have to resort to plan B.

-AC

No syren don't do it they are all JUST JEALOUS let me soak you somemore in somecold water *rowr*

I'm so stopping... I respect JP

Do ittttt.

Come on! Cheer them on!

-AC

THen I will continue with my own self with my own two hands

I had a degrading moment.

Im having a ''im about to close this thread'' moment.

Aww damnit Sy you know that wasnt directed at you.........I think you are plenty classy.

Yeah I'd keep going if I were you Cherry, it's what you do after all.

Sorry Milla but thats just too nasty for the board IMHO so I said something.

true

wanna join

Do It

JP, you jest the sweetest gal

Who is that in your Avvy?

Totally Jolie droolio

errrr Sorry I dont play with children. Not even online.

*falls off chair*

I'm not a child I'm juyst a horny 18 year old

Jolie

*drools*

*cough*

Oh my god...OH MY GOD, Kerry, are you ok? Jesus! *starts pounding your back*

Kerry! KERRY?! Talk to me! Damnit!

I suppose thats one way of putting it.

woah moose she just had to sneeze or I dunno

I need assistants I'm all Pruney!

*chokes on a dislodged piece of OWN RIB*

*dies*

MEDIC!!! stretcher

*Uses dark magic to revive*

*Retools a few things inside of her*

Every time you hear the word, snorklefuss, you will bow down before me and give into my every demand...*freaky finger thing and eyes*

Holy SH!T


*Gets on ground doing CPR*

Breath damnit *Slaps sy*

*punches Randi*

This is no time to beat her up damnit!

*Slaps Cherry for slapping Sy*

Moose fixed her already!

I over react now I'm all bruised *Goes In corner crying cuz people hate me*

i always talk about cherry pie, its cherrylicious

but i have no reason to make fun of you, i dont know you, im not like that, i say it to peoples faces!!

so if i said something about you, you'd hear it from me

im glad i cleared that up

*puts JP in a headlock*

Oh...hey...sorry...I got a little carried away there..

*moves from rigor mortis and punches Randi on the nose*

thats nioce but now people hate nows not the time *pats your back in sarcasm*

Does a reverse and stomps on the mooses hoof.

*sits up*

OI!!!

*dies again*

why am I getting my ass kicked I will never come back here agian

I love love not violence


HELLO I'M A LIBRA!

hysterical

thats gotta hurt

goodbye people now I feeel bad you get no horny time from both CherryPIe and randi I'm now going to Be SERIOUS!

*sits down with buttered popcorn and watches the fight* popcorn? anyone? come on... it butterlicious!

It was an acciden - OWWIE!

Snorklefuss

jerry

*steals popcorn*

Ok Im only gonna do this one time so it better work.

*The priestess leans over and gives Sy mouth to mouth.* BREATHE DAMNIT!!!!

"HELLO I'M A LIBRA!"

So is Syren....a LIBRArian.

...Oh come on...that pun was ripe for the plucking.....

No? Anyone?

........................................bastards.

-AC

*throws popcorn everywhere and chucks self at Moose's feet*

MY POPCORN! crybaby crybaby

*pulls out emergency popcorn*

can I come I just want sex now screw being horny

*grabs JP and flips her over*

Aha! Now I have the upper... um... body naughty

I'll give you accident......yanks on one of the horns.

hey HEY!!!!! No smooching the Priestess unless you're MALE!!!!!!!

POPCORN THEIF!

*DDT's Syren*

*Pedigree's you right back*

Biznitch fab

ROFLMAO...Oh Gus...you crack me up.

*goes On the top rope and lands on all of you*

DOGGIE PILE

*puts syren in a half nelson* haha

Now...pick up ALL that popcorn.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGHHHHHHHHH! ALL OF YOU GET OFF ME NOW!!!

Mkay...*kisses JP*

Watch the antlers darlin! I paid good money for extensions you know.

whose team am i on? i dont know whose ass to kick?!

*starts tickling JP*

*runs*

bye everyone got to go see you tomarrow sexy Beeotches

faintthud damn that was hot

WOOP WOOP go moose it's your bday

*appears from nowhere and gets the peoples elbow*

screw it! ROYAL RUMBLE!!!

(Name isn't Gus for the record. It's just something Moose decided to randomly name me coz he didn't like Alpha Centauri, Alpha or AC).

-AC

Suspects Sy will be along now to kick my ass. cry

Enjoy it, it may be the last.

I sense an ass kicking, Kez Style coming on...

ok, so Canadian moose, can i call AC gus, cause i dont like using the term AC

*yanks your ankle so you fall on your fat Moose ass*

JP... I enjoyed the show flirt

My pleasure ya perv!

I think you just liked the mouth to mouth.

You numbnuts!

My ass, is NOT fat.

*turns to Gus*

Honestly, is my ass fat?

Perv?? Moi?? eyes

i had my revenge for my popcorn, so back to before *sits down with popcorn and continues to watch*

*eyes the huge posterior*

Nooo

Baby got back.

"ok, so Canadian moose, can i call AC gus"

Yes, lets ask everyone EXCEPT AC what you can refer to AC as .

My name is Alpha Centauri and that is how you shall know me here.

I don't like being referred to as Gus, it's not my name.

AC is two letters. Easy. I request that it be used.

-AC

Uh, sure! Yeah, and you can call JP Priesty or Kevin, she LOVES that, and Syren, she prefers Alan, and you can just call me Moose.

Did someone say fat ass? Oh hiya Moosie!

NO < NO < NO!!! No calling me ANYTHING but JP!

i love that song

36-24-36? ha, only if shes 5 3

I like 'em real big an juicy naughty

cool! i always thought syren acted like an alan

Bend over AC I just want to help you remove the California Redwood you have stuck up there.

It's AC.

Please refer to me as such. A simple request.

-AC

lol, when i first heard that song that was my phrase for the whole year

Not for this bunch AC

I am going to, if nothing else in my lifetime, take a picture of my ass, and PM it to everyone. Then you can see perfection.

hysterical2

You took the thoughts right outta my head.

Honey, they already saw perfection fab

Refer to pics of me.

*runs to her pm INBOX*

You talk about other people not getting YOUR humour? Mate, please, take a bottle of SOMETHING and call me in the morning.

Don't push it schmoll

concided much?

.

Scott, are you implying that I enjoy the insertion of trees into myself?

Hmm? Painful thought indeed haha.

Everyone who calls me Gus will get called something equally ridiculous.

-AC

This thread is smokin' pimp

stop, please your killin me

*husky voice*

Oh... Gus??

*slips bra strap down*

eyes

yes yes, you're nice, in a feminine sort of way. I mean REAL perfection.

Moi.

I'll show you. I'll show you all!

Ok...I should, er, go, now....

Bye peeps.



Love you Kerry, and, hey, thanks...

too many posts, cant keep up!

No problem baby, whatever I did, I'm sure it was awesome flirt

Oh come on! You own the actually ass itself, I just want a peek!

NO! Jesus, I don't care WHAT you stuff in there, I'm talking about the Gus part, it was just a joke!

kerri? hmm... odd

"You talk about other people not getting YOUR humour? Mate, please, take a bottle of SOMETHING and call me in the morning."

I swear I was the one who joked with you when you called me Gus a couple of days ago....

Or is this another one of those "Switch it up" due to misinterpretation, situations?

I know you're joking, I was also.

Let's straighten that out before this escalates . There, serene and calm thread for all to enjoy.

"NO! Jesus, I don't care WHAT you stuff in there, I'm talking about the Gus part, it was just a joke!"

So was my comment about the tree, hence smiley face. Whew.

-AC

*thinks*

Ok

How about Acey?

CANT KEEP UP