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Ive herd that keeping it in my pocket would cause testicular cancer. IS this true?

i don't think so..

Imagne your pain is a white ball of healing light....

what?

apparently so... i have a feeling its the phone masts more than anything, near where i live, a mobile phone mast was put up 3 years ago, and so far, 11 people near here have died of cancer

Man thats scary

yeah... i think its the mast

i havnt got a mobile phone

yes it does

now you die

Id rather die than have my balls fall off one day

true

but I don't got balls

you let me know how that goes

^I know Cherry pie causes testicular cancer

I do

Hows that going for you buddy

I want some please ...

Oh my god

your weird Bardock

but in a good way

I know

My Doctor used to say this, then he got struck off.

Well then do cell phones cause vagina cancer?

ive heard that laptops cause problems for us men ...down below..if ya no what i mean...so dont put laptops and yout lap.....just a warning to you

And if you're a cop then don't put your speed gun between your legs when you're sitting in your patrol car because that causes testicular cancer. And while we're giving advice to cops, stop eating all those donuts coz they'll cause stomach cancer.

Oh and you'll also get blind from masturbating!

And you get Leprosy if you have sex

i heard it kills sperm
i havent heard anything about cancer...
other things that can kill sperm
mentol cigarettes
hmm...i forgot the other one...

supposedly mountain dew because of..... the dye yellow 5 is it?

Its all a bunch of hogwash......"Ohh smoking causes cancer!" "OOOH! jumping of buildings is dangerous!" ITS ALL LIES!

I remember when my chemistry teacher was talking about cell phones...if it wasn't that then he was always talking about coffee...

He said that cell phones do causncer...but you're more likely to get a tumor on your brain or something like that then testicular cancer...

i wonder if thats why virginity is ''in''

You have talking testicles?!?! What do they say and do you listen to them? Also, do they sound muffled when talking through your pocket?

yeah that was the other one!