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I have graced you all with my presence for long enough! Bow down to me, all of you! ('cept Raz & other Mods, also not the people who dislike me, and are smarter, funnier, and more sarcastic. Also don't bow down to me if you're name is John, because I like that name. If you're unique, don't do it either.) thank you.

*stands proudly unique*

darn, no takers yet!

not yet

i'll bow down..and headbutt you in the groin

no one seems to notice... I'll put up an advertisment!

sorry, that job's already taken. (groin touching)...no further comment...

what, u get people to headbutt you in the groin?

something like that but not with someones head

soooo anyway...

lol

what then?? someones foot?

understand?

lol let's get back to bowing.

i do understand.........im in a sarcastic mood

as am i, you lovely human being.

(y) not as lovely as you

aww i'm flattered!

ok, really, back to the bowing..

lol i cant bow..ive got a bad back..sorry

I will bow before you if it will save peoples lives.

My name is John...

even if my name wasn't John, i wouldn't bow down to the likes of you...

I'm unique so I don't have to bow down to you

Yey!! Another advantage of being a mod

I'm smarter, funnier, more sarcastic AND unique - I have so many choices as to why I will not bow down to you

i'm not bowing down, coz i'm Unique