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I'm partial to "Someday, In The Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands Of People Are Going To Be Shocked and Perplexed To Find Out That It Is Not Them" by The Chariot.

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"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey" by The Beatles.
"Good To Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have To Do Is Die" by Brand New
"Decleration of Incompetence" by Owen
"He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother" by the Righteous Brothers

Me and My monkey- Robbie Williams ( even though the song sucks and so does the singer)

Best song titles...time to take a little trip through NOFX land:

Professional Crastination
You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
Philthy Phil Philanthropist
Eat The Meek
Party Enema
Three Shits To The Wind
And Now For Something Completely Similar
Take 2 Placebos And Call Me Lame
Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
Bath Of Least Resistance
Fun Things To F*ck (If You're A Winner)
Please Stop F*cking My Mom
The Irrationality of Rationality
American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
Whoops, I OD'd

Anal C*nt have the funniest song titles ever.

-AC

I'm partial to Tool titles..

"Prison Sex" anyone??

The Smiths have good song titles: There Is A Light That Never Goes Out, or The Boy With the Thorn In His Side. The Patient is a really good title.

Frank Zappa has a lot of good ones as well. The Illinois Enema Bandit, or Baby, Take Your Teeth Out.

Love The Chariot!

some Dead Kennedys songs:
Nazi Punks F*ck Off
Too Drunk To F*ck
Kinky Sex Makes The World Go 'Round
A Growing Boy Needs His Lunch
Saturday Night Holocaust

i was going to say that


and "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" - bloodhound gang

NOFX are so awesome

'You know what they do to guys like us in prison' - MCR
'Prison Sex' - Tool
'3 Libras' - APC
'Magdalena' - APC
'Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us' -MCR
'Drowning Lessons' - MCR
'Early Sunsets Over Monroeville; - MCR
'It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A F.ucking Deathwish' -MCR

Anal ****, ha.
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, YOU'RE GAY!!!

I'm partial to "311 Sucks" and "I Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for It" by good ole' AC.

Bloodhound Gang is just hilarious in general...look at the name of their CD, "Hooray for Boobies"...

"Hooker with a Penis" -- Tool

Some girls are bigger than others
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me and My Monkey
Osciliate wildly

Im quite partial to AC titles myself too....
Hitler was a sensitive man
Easy E got AIDS from Freddie Mercury
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank
I sold your dog to a chinese resturant...
BUT...how bout S.O.D.'s little half brother M.O.D.?
Bubble Butt
A.I.D.S. (A-nally Inflicted Death Sentence)
Arent you hungry
Dont Feed the Bears
Hate Tank....(The love boat..THE HATE TANK!!!!)

Waterwings and other poolside fashion faux pas - Alexisonfire
get up you son of a ***** 'cause mickey loves ya - The Bled

Herojuana
A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
If You Own The Washington Redskins You're a Cock
(Lord It's Hard To Be Happy When You're Not) Using The Metric System
Ob-La-Di , Ob-La-Da

Ok my one sucks compared to most but this song always makes me laugh...

Mephiskapheles - Bumblebee Tuna

Nightmares Win 6-0

galactic chicken shit by the dragqueens

I like Six Nightmares at the Pinball Masquerade by The Blood Brothers.

-AC

The Kinks - Village Green Preservation Society
Big Country- Republican Party Reptile
No More Juggling - Cybersex
Dave Davies - Where Do You Come From
XTC - Making Planes For Nigel
Ray Davies - Return To Waterloo

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if your australian you'll get the relivance
Theres No Town Like Snow Town (Its a Barrel of Fun) - The Selfrightous Brothers, not to mention their classic "I'm the only gay soldier left in iraq" and then theres The Locus "anything jesus can do i can do better" "run over red rover" and countless more i cant think of off the top of my head. of and Frenzal Rhombs "Guns Dont Kill Ducklings (Ducklings Kill Ducklings)" "i went out with a hippy (and now i love everyone but her)" and "all the kids are having kids"

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I like Six Nightmares at the Pinball Masquerade by The Blood Brothers.

-AC

i'm really enjoying the new album actually; 'crimes' - was sceptical whether it'd beat 'burn piano island, burn'... but it turns out it's just as good, if not better

suicide and other comforts - Cradle of Filth
Fate of Norns - Amon Amarth
Loosing my Religion - Graveworm
Secrets of the black arts - Dark Funeral
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden
Everthing ends - Slipknot
Lost wisdom - Burzum
Damed in any language - Cradle of Filth

I have more just can't be arsed...

liked them back in the day

machinehead...real eyes realize real lies...just thought it was a cool name

"i think i smell a rat" by the white stripes

the girls of porn by mr bungle

cold hard ***** by jet

Originally posted by jaden101
machinehead...real eyes realize real lies...just thought it was a cool name


tis

Everyone I Went To High School With is Dead by Mr. Bungle.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Everyone I Went To High School With is Dead by Mr. Bungle.

-AC



havent heard that one...but you can always rely on mr bungle for great song titles

squeeze me macaroni

we can always go for some kevin bloody wilson songs

"hey santa claus you c**t"

"do you f**k on first dates?"

"i gave up wanking"

"the last lager waltz"

"mick the master farter"

"the pubic hair song"

"born again piss tank"

"dont touch your sister(a tasmanian love song)"

"dont touch your sister (a tasmanian love song)"
oh god, i love it! and for all you americans, think Alabama and West Virginia

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out, Frank Zappa.

Bobby Brown Goes Down - Frank Zappa
My Ass is on Fire - Mr. Bungle
anything by G.G. Allin
Ijust saw the gayest guy on earth - A.C.
Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills - Pantera
Lifes gonna suck(when you grow up), A-sshole - Denis Leary

No Fgnuikc - NoMeansNo
Motley Crue, Probably Saved my Life - O Pioneers!!!
Who ****ed Who? - NoMeansNo
Ringo Buys a Rifle - Dead Milkmen
Born to Love Valcanos - Dead Milkmen

gotta love lawnmower deth songs

Sumo rabbit and his inescapable trap of doom
cob woman of death meets mr smelly mop
got no legs? dont come crawling to me
drunk in charge of an ugly face
goldfish podge
illinois enema bandit

"What Do You Do For Money Honey"-AC/DC

"America's Most Blunted"-MF DOOM

"F*ck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')"-Dr.Dre

"Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth"-Genius/GZA

"The Trotsky Foxtrot" by The 4 Leaf Clovers

Originally posted by Skeets
"America's Most Blunted"-MF DOOM


I was gonna put that up, I don't know why I didn't though.

"If White America Told The Truth For One Day It's World Would Fall Apart" by The Manic Street Preachers.

"Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong" by Radiohead

Anything by Cannibal Corpse...