My friend is an idiot

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SlipknoT
Ok so yesterday my friend said, you know what Im gonna pierce my ear, so he goes and gets a random needle from somewhere in his room and starts ramming it into all different places in his ear, keep in mind he didnt sterilize it, he didnt even rinse it off. So eventually he realized that the pin wasnt going through his ear so he got some ice and put it behind his ear and rammed it through his ear lobe. Then his ear started bleeding alot but he didnt nothing, so today he came into school with A huge red swollen, pussing, infected ear and the hole sealed up. And then he says yea I think Im gonna do my lip next no expression Hes a dumb ass.

Mane
Ew.

Morning_Glory
laughing out loud

SlipknoT
I had my Lip pierced but I went to a place to get it done.

Morning_Glory
i had my tongue pierced - for 2 yrs - but i had to take it out cause my boss said so sad

after he told me take it out- he checked my mouth- with a flash light sad

SlipknoT
Your current boss?

Morning_Glory
yes! mad

SlipknoT
What a ****ing ass? What does he look like?

dark1365
What an *******! Who cares if your lip is peirced?! It gives you a sense of individuality and self-confidence!

silver_tears
I have to re-pierce my cartilage erm
It ****in closed mad

Morning_Glory
your nose?

SlipknoT
I want to get the 3 ring lip thing

Cinemaddiction
Kill him.



Smash his face with the flashlight, and then kill him.

Morning_Glory
i love when guys do that - its sexy droolio

(the 3 piercings on the lip)

SlipknoT
Thats the first thing that poped into my head, but I decided against it. He;s kind of a friend confused

Morning_Glory
i cant kill my boss.. i would be broke ...

SlipknoT
You could sue him?

Morning_Glory
for what? looking in my mouth with a flash light - he just wanted to make sure I had taken out my tongue piercing...

when I quit this job someday soon I can get my tongue pierced again smile

SlipknoT
I dont know. If you can sue McDonalds for selling you food that you choose to eat, but yet it makes you fat because your dumb ass coulnt stio shoving it in your face, then you can sue a guy for putting a flashlight in your mouth.

Morning_Glory
maybe as a sexual harassment eek!

SlipknoT
Sure, a man pushing a long object in and out of your mouth? eek!

Morning_Glory
ooo arousing winkiss

SlipknoT
thumb up

Morning_Glory
nice hand winkiss

SlipknoT
shifty

Morning_Glory
o yea! missing lets have some milk

SlipknoT
Thats my son eek!

Morning_Glory
you have a son...

SlipknoT
yea, you didnt know that?

Morning_Glory
no

he's on the milk carton- looking sad missing

SlipknoT
hmm, wow. yea hi name is Kyle

silver_tears
one of best friend's is named kyle detective

Morning_Glory
maybe you kidnapped "Kyle" probably someone else 's kid-

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