Roadkill?
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SlipknoT
Whats the most Common road kill around you? I guess its squirrles here
yes Im that bored bored
Morning_Glory
yea this thread is stupid
cry
Morning_Glory
moose here in Mass.
shellie
raccoons and opossums
but when we lived in Georgia it was Armadillos
angelsflame265
little birdies and squirrles that like to play in the street
shellie
Ryan
LordKerrigor
lol anything that dosent get out of my way oh and iv taken road kill hidden behind some bushes and thrown it at passing cars
§pearhead
mg...you live in mass?
SlipknoT
Yea, on good days I can run down 2 or 3 of the little things while they're on their way to school.
Morning_Glory
I live in Mass!
why?
Morning_Glory
Ryan you are a small kid
angelsflame265
i'm glad i don't live near you, i think you would have gotten me by nowcry
BakaXero
dogs and cats
i once saw a bird with its head flattened it look like it suicided by charging down from the sky. or it was a suicide bomber... its body was still ok it tail was in the air its head was flat on the ground
SlipknoT
Oh no I am not, Im talking 5 and 6 year olds, They're heards dont even dent the wind shield
angelsflame265
one time a bird just flew right into the car. It was soooooooo weird
Morning_Glory
mean furious
SlipknoT
Oh yes, your blood would be shed on my car
Morning_Glory
I ran over a big fluffy happy dog once - when I was a Sophmore in HS
split it in half - and then all the other cars behind me ran over it cry
LordKerrigor
lol mass is evil i gotta travel over to new hampshire to work at the bucket
BakaXero
same thing happened to me once...
Morning_Glory
birds are a dime a dozen = so are Ryans
SlipknoT
One time a Ran down a small child and he didnt die but he was lying there in the road so I backed up and my right wheels ran over his chest and his brains blew straight out of his head, along with chunks of skull, then I took his lunch money
SlipknoT
I know, there are tons of Ryans around here
BakaXero
i almost became road kill once...
LordKerrigor
lol shit slipknot thats nothen i had my car parked on the side of the road for a little bit and this moose comes charging out of no where and runs into the side of my parked car at full speed i took it to a body shop and asked if they could buff that out the guy cracked up laughing then almost died laughing when i told him i was serious
angelsflame265
A bird got into my house once. . . we got it into a room with a door and we opened it but it kept trying to get out of the closed window
Morning_Glory
not many Rileys here
which is good!
SlipknoT
That happend to me only with a bat
Morning_Glory
moose
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/mgifs/MoosebyAudrey.GIF
§pearhead
I do too...I just never knew
shellie
remember that ass beating i owe you
you so deserve it now
angelsflame265
can i help?
SlipknoT
Sure, why now though?
Morning_Glory
i dont want to help
SlipknoT
I have a few small kids in my feezer. i can make steak?
shellie
running over lil kids nono
omg...im so fukin dizzy....
need a pillow....ill beat your ass later
*curls up on nearest pillow*
SlipknoT
Ok, Hey i see a little kid and his little sister
*grabs hammer and gets in car*
Morning_Glory
snooze sleeping yawn
SlipknoT
copycat
Morning_Glory
no shit!
shit
Morning_Glory
o whatever
hug
SlipknoT
I feel happy now
Morning_Glory
lets all dance now!
Morning_Glory
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Morning_Glory
hamsters are cute
Morning_Glory
you dont like hamster at all??
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SlipknoT
then dance like im in your pants...............
Morning_Glory
naaa i dont want you in my pants.. at this moment... im at work..
Morning_Glory
ok jump in my pants shifty
shellie
im scared
can i find McDonalds down therew ?
Jackie Malfoy
Bunnys deer and skunks(that is the worst thing killed on the streets!)And once a dog it was very sad it was so flat.JM
SlipknoT
naughty
ladygrim
Here it tends to be squirrels and badgers .... sometimes its birds wen they have flown into lorrys..
-Funky Punk-
well racoons squirrls um rabbits once i saw a cyote but that was a while ago then theres deer.... my friends parents had hit 2 deer in less than 3 weeks and one time i was with them when they hit it it was weird
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