First day on the Job

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Cowboyography
I have had many joby jobs in the past but on monday I really begin my career, anyone have any good advice for first day on the job??? FYI its a factory production position that pays out the ass, so I really want to make a good impression because I want to stay at this company for a while. any advice would rock!

SlipknoT
Dont come in high or drunk

LordKerrigor
lol since its your first day your gonna screw up so dont get to frustrated

Morning_Glory
buy some thing nice big grin

LordKerrigor
dont suck up to your boss everyday i call mine a fat **** lol

SlipknoT
Buy a pet snake

Morning_Glory
i hate my job - but Im still here!

no snakes in my house

SlipknoT
Why sad

Morning_Glory
i had a little garden snake or something when I was about 10 - but we let it go cause felt sorry for it being caged up sad

we didnt name it sad

SlipknoT
How long did you have it? What did you feed it? did you have a heat light? How big was the cage?

Morning_Glory
Heat light??

the snake just looked sad - we had caught him (or her) outside in the yard...

the cage was an old aquarium - we only kept him for about 2 days--

he looked sick-and unhappy - he hardly moved cry

Morning_Glory
o yea - put some bugs and stuff in his cage - didnt know what to feet it

shellie
Im hungry erm

SlipknoT
Yea, its best that you let him go, it would have died

Morning_Glory
snakes and bugs make you hungry??

shellie
no , I just seen a McDonalds commercial erm

SlipknoT
drool

shellie
I want a biscuit now droolio

Morning_Glory
shellie go eat something

Jackie Malfoy
Be yourself and dress good and smile and be friendly to others!Also make sure to kiss up to your boss!LOL!JM

Korri
lol.

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