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"A rare form of sub-human on the endangered spiecies list. Once thought as a thing from nursery rhymes and legends it resembling a cross between The Wizard of Oz's Scarecrow and the ghostly look of an ailing Diana Ross. As documented on The Animal Planet this creature has the abilty to walk both forwards and backwards with the grace of a flamingo, collects bones, sleep in a cryo chamber and has been seen in the company of higher evolved primates ...namely a chimp. It also possesses the violent tendancy to dangle it's offspring off hotel balconies when the media is present. Animal behavior specialist have stated that said being has a fondness for bathing and sleeping with children. Further research into this disturbing matter is currently under way."
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