Syren's Surgery

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Syren
Open all hours.

Excellent service.

The hottest nurses this side of, well, the universe.

Specialises in 'man-flu'.

Get in here, lay down and allow yourself to be treated. Please state symptoms and prepare for intensive medical examination and perfect 'diagnosis'.

Thael
You specialize in Man-Flu?!?! eek!

Do you have a "private room"? shifty

Silver Stardust
Nurse Alana is here...shifty

Thael
drool

Can I get more than one Nurse? shifty

Da Moose
You can cut off my head...

Candy x
Nurse candy is here too!

Thael
Hey Scott! Where ya been bizatch? stick out tongue

Thael
THREE Nurses. Yummy... droolio

Silver Stardust
Scott!!!! hug

Candy x
lol Sol!

CherryPie
can I be the fourth sexy nurse

hello boys

wink

lil bitchiness
I need some STRONG painkillers. sleepy

CherryPie
alright

*injects you heavily*

there ya go

Silver Stardust
Is your cheesy music working? laughing out loud

CherryPie
*clicks elevator music off, puts on eminem superman*

Syren
*sigh* Everyone's completely f.ucked up. It's excellent for business.

Da Moose
Hey bro.

I've been incapacitated. Not up to par physically.

CherryPie
see we are all perfect for eachotherin_love

SlipknoT
I need you to check me for penis cancer

CherryPie
alright *unzip and strip ohh thats tight*

Syren
*kicks you in the bollocks*

Yes, you now have testicular cancer. Ass.

CherryPie
laughing out loud

testicular cancer in the ass

HAHAHA

Da Moose
ouch...why'd you do that? kick me while I'm down biatch! stick out tongue

Silver Stardust
*snorts*

I'm also the resident psychologist yes

Candy x
Nice one sister!

CherryPie
haha

*simpson*

lil bitchiness
I switched to sad muisc embarrasment

Silver Stardust
You need happy music if you want to get in a good mood, Milla.

I prescribe an hour of listening to Village People, that's guaranteed to make you laugh yes

CherryPie
eminem supernam is a good song

right syren

LordKerrigor
i think i need surgery im starting to like school sick

CherryPie
*kill's you*

Da Moose
Gotta run kids...ciao.

Silver Stardust
Byebye hug

Cherry, we're supposed to make people better, not kill them....

Syren
FOR THE RECORD. I KICKED SLIPKNOT. HE ASKED ME TO CHECK HIM FOR PENIS CANCER.

Syren
Bye darling, look after yourself. I love you hug

Da Moose
why you yelling at me?

I really gotta go....I'm sooooo addicted to this place.... roll eyes (sarcastic)

CherryPie
I love people but he started to like school

LordKerrigor
hahaha laughing go slipknot!

CherryPie
Love you all bye bye

my lovely's

Syren
Not yelling at you, yelling in general happy

LordKerrigor
so..... there any kind of surgery involving many scantly clad hot nurses for someone who likes school?

dave123
youpi

Candy x
thats a whole lotta yelling babes

lil bitchiness
ohyes Dont worry, be happy ohyes

Silver Stardust
See, aren't you glad I told you to get that song? big grin

Syren
big grin

Scantily clad nurses? *looks around*

Yes.

Syren
*coffee spurt*

laughing

Silver Stardust
Of course flirt1

Alpha Centauri
Whoa.

I thought that said "We specialise in man-flo" for a second there.

-AC

Silver Stardust
*snorts*

laughing out loud

Syren
BAHAHHAAA!! Man Flo? What the f**k?

lil bitchiness
Bob Marley is such a genius! droolio

I cant his song actually made me happy confused laugh1laugh1 Sexcellent!!!

Silver Stardust
Told you it'd work!!! happy

Alpha Centauri
"BAHAHHAAA!! Man Flo?"

It's best left unsaid....believe me.

-AC

Syren
confused

I'm too worried about my fat nose.

Alpha Centauri
Hell, we're in a surgery.

Get a nose job.

-AC

dave123
captain

Syren
eek! You are a genius.

*lays on operating table*

I need a qualified surgeon wink

lil bitchiness
Like Christinan from Nip/Tuck droolio

Alpha Centauri
*Revs up chainsaw*

Zis von't hurt a bit.

Yahahahahaha!

-AC

sexy*fairy
*walks in with skanky nurse clothes*Hello? I would like to sign up to be a nurse,can so one help me?

Syren
You're in, purrfect attitude fab

sexy*fairy
thanx, I am perfect aren't i?-just kidding-
Ok, who may I "ASSist"?

LordKerrigor
oh man so tempting to do what slipknot did laughing

Syren
Hey Sexy Fairy... have this sig. I made it ages ago. I just added your name.

sexy*fairy
Umm,well what did slipknot do, maybe it could be fun.

LordKerrigor
im not saying a word lol look on page..... 2?

sexy*fairy
ok*looking*

sexy*fairy
Sorry could not find it on page two, Any wayz-


How may i "help"you?

Syren
happy

LordKerrigor
laughing that is still funny lol

sexy*fairy
ok,is there any one here other then lord kerrigor who needs any help?

LordKerrigor
i need a couple of scandly clad hot nurses for.................................. stuff shifty

Alpha Centauri
No kicking in the balls, Sy.

That's not allowed!

-AC

Syren
I only did it coz he asked me to schmoll

Alpha Centauri
Now now, Syren.

Be a good, bad nurse.

-AC

Syren
shifty I'm off to smoke and to bed honey hug Bye bye wavey

Alpha Centauri
Just don't combine the two, Sy.

Don't wanna be burned alive.

-AC

Syren
I wouldn't, I smoke outside happy Goodnight and sweet dreams darling.

fever red
Gosh, do I have to get all naked?
My symptoms...well, mmm, I'm at death's door...mmm, I coughed a few times today! You have to help me; it's been horrible.

Corran
Damn, that's not good - I recommend an all over tongue massage.

JToTheP
OH! OH! MY SPINE IS TWISTED OHHHHHHH THE AGONY!!!!!! crybaby







smokin'

silver_tears
*cough cough* cry

§pearhead
*sneeze* cry

SlipknoT
sad owch

silver_tears
mine's worse cry

§pearhead
so you say cry

I had a cold, but I think one of you caught it...

silver_tears
*cough cough cough* cry

§pearhead
*sneeze sneeze sneeze sneeze* stick out tongue

silver_tears
*cough cough cough cough cough* cry











where are all the sexy male doctors? miffed
talk about bad service schmoll

§pearhead
I'm bad at faking a doctor sad

silver_tears
well at least you're sexy cry *cough cough*

§pearhead
*sneeze* hardly sad

People please! you're coughing is poisoning my air!

Atomic Rico
I make art with feces and broken dreams

silver_tears
*coughs on you* ninja

§pearhead
evil no

silver_tears
she asked for it naughty

§pearhead
she specifically asked for that not to happen sad

silver_tears
that's why I did it evil face

§pearhead
evil stick out tongue

JToTheP
*lays curled in corner with twisted spine, wondering if this is all overrated*

silver_tears
*cracks John's spine* droolio 200 bucks please

silver_tears
you know you love it flirt

§pearhead
perhaps ninja

silver_tears
admit it eyes

Arrrggghhhh! fear

Now I'm infected!

§pearhead
consider it admitted sad

silver_tears
I win smokin'

Throat...clogging...nose running...fever...rising!

LordKerrigor
shes suffering from...... lack of pr0n! laughing

Dogbert
*walks in*

Hello, I need to be treated

Dogbert
Smokers never win. no expression

JToTheP
*looks around at the room the cracking was done in* HAYDEN MUCH? *runs away screaming*

silver_tears
Don't make me crack you too mad

Dogbert
Try it stick out tongue

Urgh...I've caught the cold, I've become one of you! crybaby

Arachnoidfreak
My heart exploded and I'm coughing up blood. I've also gone deaf in my left ear. I was standing next to the speaker at a metal show. smile

Someone help! Prefereably a hot nurse.

CherryPie
am i the only sexy nurse here at the moment

Corran
Ummm, yes and @your sig '***** you make me hurl' stick out tongue

CherryPie
laughing out loud

really I do

Thael
I'm recovering from "Man-Flu" myself. sick

But as far as being "incapacitated" sounds rather nasty, you get hit by a bus? cry

dark1365
No. Looks painful, very painful.

Hey Thael, in your sig, do you and Syren actually look like that?

Thael
Yeah, why? dontgetit

dark1365
Two more member pics to add to the collection.
You guys know each other in real life?

Thael
Nope, just on here really. stick out tongue

dark1365
She looks like, 2 years your senior.

CherryPie
who wants surgery

Arachnoidfreak
I do. Go ahead and do whatever, just don't amputate my essentials.

Alpha Centauri
Arac, I swear you go through more signatures than a con artist.

-AC

fever red
What's that about me?

Oh- and Corran, EXCELLENT treatment protocols... now where the hell is the surgeon herself? (who, by the way, is looking penultimately lovely in Thael's sig)

Arachnoidfreak
laughing I noticed that too...I think you've checked my signature thread. 2 pages and I still haven't posted all of them.

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