dark1365
when the alarm goes off and you hurl it out the window.
when you wake up early, go to the boss, and say."Today I didn't have any trouble waking up at all!", and he goes "SO WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY THEN?"
when you make love to your pillow thinking it's your wife.
when in a funeral, you scream "Change the channel, man!" out of sheer stupidity reserve.
when your dog licks your face and you mutter, "Not tonight, honey, I'm tired."
when you misspell your own name in the morning.
when you call your mom by accident instead of your girl.
when you fail to spell the word "obnoxious" correctly. or maybe your just stupid.
when you accidentally shred very important documents at work.
when if you work in a convience store, someone openly shoplifts and you say exhaustedly, "Thank you, steal again."
when you wake up early, go to the boss, and say."Today I didn't have any trouble waking up at all!", and he goes "SO WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY THEN?"
when you make love to your pillow thinking it's your wife.
when in a funeral, you scream "Change the channel, man!" out of sheer stupidity reserve.
when your dog licks your face and you mutter, "Not tonight, honey, I'm tired."
when you misspell your own name in the morning.
when you call your mom by accident instead of your girl.
when you fail to spell the word "obnoxious" correctly. or maybe your just stupid.
when you accidentally shred very important documents at work.
when if you work in a convience store, someone openly shoplifts and you say exhaustedly, "Thank you, steal again."