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Alright you all moderators give it up! What are your's all secret powers?
Huh? Well? X-Ray? Flying? Spill it?

The power to ban smart people

I'm able to eat large quantities of taco's and hamburgers without succumbing to stomach aches.

I hear there also experts at martial arts

Damn i cant even do that backfire.

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Hey I can only eat two burgers and 5 tacos..

i heard the mods strikes lightning bolts out their arses, and thunder storms too. plus they get killer discount at taco bell.

those bastards..discounts!!!!

I hear some of them can pee standing up

I can do that!

so secretly Atomic Rico is a moderator????

Yeah but the difference is asfter you do it you need to change your pants.

I just peed myself after you said that

Pffft. I can do that

I have taco flavored keeses

They're just jealous because I'm the only one that can climb walls and shoot webbing out of my wrists

eheheheehh............i can.....wait .....i cant do nothing....damn...thought i had you there...

Well if i tell you what my secret powers are, they wont be secret anymore, will they?

Silence! *webs your mouth shut*

*bans your ass*

Ahhhhh! fear *swings away*

We'll meet again Lil B! furious

hysterical

Yeah, we will

Lady Siths are more dangerous than spiergilrs

Well, we'll see about that!

I have advanced strength and reflexes!

OOOHHHHHH...burned...scorched......quoting Meatwads game"Classic Comback.. BURN!!"

you ever watch star wars? so do sith

Not strength they don't.

I have a spider-sense!

nah, they do have strength...they've got the force, after all, it can let them do pretty much whatever they feel like

including precog skills

But can they swing from threads way up high?

true enough

Thanks Jeremy droolio

And you're visible!!

glad to step in

I did enough sneaking around

My spider-sense noticed you all the time

oops im a maverick

*Webs your mouth shut* rolleyes1

Just like Batman I have NO superpowers. batman

So I basically relly on my detective skills to bust trollers and flammers. Stick around and you'll see what I mean.....

Bet I could kick your ass!

Thats gotta be difficult

push me enough, and you might find out

I have radioactive feces which I hurl at evil doers, rendering them helpless, as they melt into a puddle of spamtastic sludge almost instantaneously.

i prefer not to know

I once got punched in the face by a charity worker.

/\clovie, what is that thing on the girls face in your avy?

It's a Gun

That does not seem very charitable.

hysterical

They can fly because of there superpowered farts

Big deal I got those same powers when I ate a radioactive laxative

hysterical