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Curses! now how am I going to get those things off Amazon?

Buy them?

How genius? rolleyes1

pray

daaaaaaaaaaaaaa daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHSHAHHSHA!! lolololoololololoololollolollololo

With currency?

Which you can only pay for with a credit card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get a credit card.

Or just talk to MART. He can help you.

And then buy it with currency

i thought your parents were giving you money to buy some stuff on Amazon.. and now ...???

what a horrible birthday...

Ah yes, MART

I'm too young for a credit card.

yea your life sucks go commit suicide

I know! crybaby

i have 2 credit cards and they are heaven!!

Wow, you really are a jackass

Here's MART:

Well, there once was this cow you see, his name was MART. Now MART was a social cow, he went to the market every 14 weeks and bought the peppers just like any other bovine. But then a sniper killed him and his blood oozed into the sewer and straight up the pickle's nose! Now the pickle was mad so he decided to set out on a quest to find the flag and eventually he gathered up enough green pencils to begin his quest. Now, half way to the flag, he encountered the NIPPLE KING and was promptly executed. The NIPPLE KING didn't know what to do with his NIPPLE MINIONS so he sent them to find some NIPPLE HOOKERS. But on their way to the store, the Calamari dropped his sausage, killing them all! The Night Of The Living Golfers dawned and they shot down the Calamari screaming "Four".

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Lucky!

I'm glad you know.

Now that you do, sleep with one eye open tonight

DAAAHHHHH!! SHHHHHHHH toes!!

Cut it out slip, and it aint kewl to joke about suicide and going to kill yourself?

your on fire tongith

This is good advice. I mean, Jesus! What kind of ogre-esque parents do you have!?!?! They won't give little Timmy any currency to buy any candy!?!?!?! How dare they! There should be laws against this type of thing! The only reasonable out-come would be to take your own life and become a martyr for the cause...YOUR NAME SHALL ECHO THROUGH HISTORY!

Timmy

I forgot what KMC was all about with those noobs.

I think we should ask Raz if members are allowed on these forums who are half human half PURE EVIL!

I dont think they are allowed here, but in this case, 100% evil !!

But can we blame Slipknot for being insecure about himself?

I guess we can't, Prob landed on his head as a baby or something!

hahahahahahaah

what were you going to get on Amazon anyways???

I want to be nosey