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What special skills do you have?

I can spit a wad of gum out of my mouth and kick it across the street!

wow that is special

i can forget something that happened a second ago..

C'mon!

I can do that and so can my friend's wife, it's not that special.

I can breathe through my ears!!! The Ladies seem to like it for some reason?

i can move one eye without the other does that count?

Oh brother.

wow everyone is so gifted

sure they do

What are your special skills, Cloves?

she can stand there and look sexy...

none


thanks sweetie bag

nps

Yeah, right! You have good moderator skills!

She's not a mod is she?

what do you mean?

Ha ha ha! I have mysterious skills that make people confused!

im always confused...

D'oh

D'oh!nut?

Mmmmm Doughnuts droolio

stick to the topic!

but we did, you confused us.

its the otf you know its hard to stick to the topic here...

indeed

I can read The Tired Hikers' threads without getting confused.

That is a very special skill.

tomcat

Especially when they are from Transylvania!

rocking the microphone is my special skill

isnt that the infamous penisplane?

i can roll my belly and ive been told that i give greaty massages

Eat 20 mcdonalds burgers in under a minute

Uh I can do a cartwheel and a flip in the air.Just by jumping up and down!JM

bullshit.

i dont think that's possible at all

wouldnt it be great if it were possible?
all that fatty goodness

droolio i'd kill for some maccas right now!!

i'd kill for a beer right now...

id kill for a cruiser.....or a schmirnoff ... we have one in the fridge downstairs but its mums cooking stuff cry
talking about getting drunk in the other thread has made me wanna get drunk droolio

i felt this way for 3days...
im unsatisfied till i get 1

O yeah im not saying i'd survive the process im just saying I could do it.

baka i know ive just gotten off holidays, im used to getting drunk regularly...DAMN SCHOOL ranting

aku have you even tried it?
oh and i dont think ive spoken to you before this!?
hi im misha wavey

My special skill, I can dislocate the little finger on my right hand pretty much at will!

Its not a tremously useful skill though...

im sure it could come in handy

well it's not quite in the same league as popping a shoulder to get out of a straight jacket is it...?

Yeh right like I could buy 20 mcdonalds burgers. Not on my income, but I can eat one burger in 3 seconds therefore I could easily do it.

you mean you eat like a duck and swallow without chewing?

i dont really think thats the smae thing
oh and is that just putting it all in your mouth or actually eating it?

its still not possible

In the UK it is. The burgers are tiny. And yes, bite and swallow. Although I wouldnt try it due to the fact that i'd probably get cancer from it and end up pukeing.

probably not but give the guy SOME credit

exactly thanx misha, you'd be surprised how easy it s to do it.

im curious aku, how old ARE you?

i eat fast but burgers arent small enough to eat that fast...
not the ones i go for

this is not it..
but i want one this big...

droolio my mouth is having an orgasm!!

now thats wat i call a sandwhice!!! rock on.

i heard there one somewhere in my part of world
and im gonna find it!!!

then mail it over to me

i hope its still good by the time it reaches there
hmm
i got to get off soon...

it will be

aw cry where to?

bed
just to wake up tommorow

aw cry
im going to bed soon too
but before i do i need to eat droolio
what should i have?

um...
i dont know...
when i get hungry and desperate i mix 2 items of food that dont belong together together and eat that...

i eat anything i feel like...but i dont know what i feel like....apart from maccas cry

24hr maccas?
i feel like kfc hot and spicy the other day...
only problem is you can only get it at the city and thats an 45min-1hr drive away...

yeah buit id have to get mum to drive me and she wouldnt do that cry

Yeh i think i'd have trouble eating One of those burgers in 5 minutes let alone 1 every 3 seconds

I'm bendy and double jointed

Really, you'll have to show me some time

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

I can release superpowered farts that allow me to fly

sweet like in ultimate muscle

vampire exactly

I am double jointed so my friends make it seem i broke my elbow in school moive projects we made. The audience was like, "Oh shoot david, how come you don't have a cast on?"
I do it for them and they're like. "Holy crap!"

I confuse people and I'm the only one who knows what I'm talking about, I don't mean to do it though :

corran and aku we need some free time with eachother

we noticed.

I can do whatever I feel like, gosh!

i lover you TH

i lover you too TH























not really but it seem like the roght thing to say at thr time...
what was i thinking...

in_love

still none

clovs, being naturally you is a special skill droolio

i told clovie
its too stand there and look sexy!!!

same thing really

but..but..but... it is impossible

whats impossible?

for me to look so

and why would you say that?

Oh, I don't even want to begin to tell you what I can do after drinking orange juice.

i dont wanna guess...

*backs away slowly*

Does this count as a special skill:
To catch colds quite easily and then do a little bit of drama to get the day of school?

coz it is truth

thats a great skill you got there Telperaca can you teach me?
im serious it may come in handy...
i usually just stand there and babble on...oh crap...

Okay, fine, I'll tell you. I can get good phlegm when I drink orange juice. Y'know when you can hang a loogy two inches from the ground, then slurp it back up? Well, after drinking orange juice, I can float a little piece of paper in the air and spit my loogy at it, hit it, and suck it to my mouth like a frog catching a fly. It's true.

didnt read what TH wrote
but i'll just agree with clovie

very wise

thx

I'm just surprized Cloves didn't post . . . .

'loogy'? bag

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Oh, something about getting drunk and meeting with Dwarf Lords???

i jus6t fell lver when i wwent to look at my eyews ebcause my caopusein said thast yoiu va tell mby youre eyes when your sdrink and if my parents come inj my room i have to BE OC YQWQIOQUIET!

Something about your liver looks like your eyes, and a caucasian said that your parents sleep in your room with you???

hmm...
still tranlating the dialect...

I think it's Yiddish.

no it seems new...

i don't want to be predictable purplequeen1

am i predictable?

you hudyas,le.

hudyas,le.

seriously i wish i knew what that said...

M,E TII,

no idea

Oh, it said, 'Hiker has a hot ass.'

PHIEKR HAS HJA FUVK MYE NOW.

Yeah me too!

CORAN TI CVYUOU WERE ATY MYU HI0USE I WOULD HETI ITNOR BED WITH YOUM.D

You make me a coffee, awww so sweet

i think mish needs a bit of help..

Making coffee?

an d thenw e can go dto be together.

Goodnight, Backfire!

Umm Goodnight Eggmayo!

coprran wi want ob be your fiwe.

I already have one

tyhen casn i wbe you tr disdhj on the side

Got one of those too

then cant i be t you r **** fubdfddy?

corrans got one of everything...
WOW!! you must be rich to be able to afford it

Actually we call them pillow pals it's much more polite and guess what..........I have one of those too!!

o i must be freqd hto find it thwat sdoe trhat eman? i esny to be wsone of kyorsnsd **** fbuddies.

Korri noticed then...

My special skill is that i can sleep my eyes half open...I've heard it looks creepy

I once was asleep on the setee and I woke up asking mum "what's that plug there?" she replied "what plug, there ain't no plug." "yeah there is, that plug there." then I just fell asleep again and there weren't even a plug there but I had my eyes open and remember nothing but mum told me about it

But that's not a skill

Hah ha! Misha.

What's a setee???

it's a just another word for a sofa or a couch

hey guys.....just wanted to pop in and say sorry about last night whistling

That's pretty sweet.

Oh yeah, no worries, Mish. You are a crack up when you are sauced.

laughing thanks TH, its what ive always wanted to know

YEAH!! ..............sorry im hyper today

i guess you coulod say i was hyper last night

Don't ever be sorry for being hyper! Be sorry for stuff like poisoning resivoirs and stuff.

I'll say, what I don't get is that I seems like you still haven't even gone to bed? Did you even sleep?

ok