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Okay, all I know is that i'm not drunk, but I might be buzzed.

i wish i was...
i still want a beer since three days ago...

I don't condone drinking if you are under age. But, if you are under age, drink Pepsi! pepsi

I think Drunknazgul might be drunk.

im as sober as a judge

um...
the was a supreme court judge where i come who got fined for drink driving and also for crashing into a stationery car

well wish i could be in the same state as him right now lol

I wish I was.. but I got school in like 3 hours lol..

some people drink till their gone at something in the morning and still show up to work the next day...
those people are PSYCHOS!!!
i got a friend like that...

damn, you have school at 3 in the morning?

Yeah, okay. I guess we are at 'friend' status.

do you wear glasses or has your vision suddenly stuff up on you?

hmm...
i wasnt think of you...
but now i am...for some reason the lazyboy song comes to my head...

i am, well i wish i was

I was only drinking until about 2 this morning

seems like im talking about ppl im didnt intend to talk about...
o well...

Im recovering from a hangover at the moment and trying to figure out what happened last night?

dont bother...
theres no point...
unless theres a woman out there pregnant with your baby...
in that case PANIC!!!!!!

Well I woke up next to my mates dog this morning. Damn i was feeling sticky.

I wish iwas drunk right now.

too much infomation...

i wish i was mortal now

no no no not sticky as in male genital fluid, i mean as in I was so sweaty and stuff. My mates floor is really strange it has lumps in it?

OK...:

i still want that freaking beer!!!
man this is worst ive ever wanted a beer

yea i know

Why? not at this time of day? O jesus I swear to God im never gonna drink again until tonight.

Lucky for me I am silver.Not drunked at all.JM

I'm drunk but not on alcohol...

ill drink any time of day!!!
i just want that beer!!!

your very lucky. After 2 pints in the morning im shot for the rest of the day. Damn I need to find some breakfast. Corn flakes i need corn flakes be back in a minute or 6.

Hey aku what's up?JM

cornflakes and beer?

more like whats over? and thats me. Hung over. Im eating breakfast. Hows life treating you Jackie?

who would come on kmc when theyre drunk?
next time i get pissed if im at home and by myself (very unlikely but anyway) ill come on

Ahhhh, drunk on Smilies

yeah kind of...

I WOULD!!!
i did once...

I dont even know why im on coz its hurting my eyes at the moment. I must be addicted! I never watched tv or go on a computer even when hung over

I do all the time

Why? It'll worsten your headache?

but like....i dunno, if i was drunk i probably wouldnt even be able to turn on my computer let alone go to the website...then talk to people

yeah me too

I'm a KMCaholic but it's ok the beer doesnt mind!

good point? Why go on your PC when your drunk? You should go in the street and shout, KILL ME GOD or something?

Ummm ooook...

well not necessarily something like that but you're getting closer to something id do

i chat to ppl on yahoo when im drunk...
have no idea what i say to them...

the closest ive done to that would be msging people.....yet all it is is babble

babble
is there another thing you can do msgin?

huh? what do you mean??

what else can you do when msgin ppl?
is there any other thing you could do msgin
i mean babbling is the only thing you can do

when im drunk its mostly all i can do...people show me my msgs they all seem to be things like either "dfgjh sdoifjwebnrk spdjf" etc or stuff like "dumb bum hum rum" etc

Say that to me when im drunk and ill be laughing for the next 3 hours

gimme your number

i can read it sorta but my reply is more
jekko jow are tou/

Im avilable at the speech therapy clinic.

Just call: 0800 D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dave

im laughing now ive talked to chelsea when i was propa pissed i couldn't even see the computer screen and she said she found it amusing.

yeah, i have dictionary, and i also tend to write normal stuff sometimes, but i forget to change the words, so people get kinda confused

:laughing:

some this happens when i type

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thats my head on the key bored....more like my nose....
other times my comp make a beeping noise
beep beep beep..etc...

ive never been on the comp while im drunk
am i missing out?

what ever you havent experience in life is an experience your missing out on

i meant in a good way

im just saying...
there are many experiences in life you'll never get to experience...
but if you can and youll think youll like it DO IT!!!

ill try....dunno if ill remember/know how to though

I love talking to people when their drunk

i love being drunk!!
lucky for me im a cadbury....i can get pissed off $6!! or $3 if i scab a bit off others

wow...it's been a couple weeks since I've been..I really don't care about it anymore

its been exactly a week since i got drunk last.....on australia day droolio

oh fun

god it was so much fun!!
what did you do for aussie day?

i got drunk that day too!!!

cool, what did you do? (not when you were drunk...just overall)

ugh go to some place with a crowd
stay in long line to get food
sat there not realising rides were free untill it was too late
crave for ice cream and beer!!!
stupid ice cream stand was closed!!!
watch beginning of fireworks but left to avoid the crowd rush
grabbed a case and got drunk at a friends house

my night went as following:
met up with girl friends
had some vodka and coke
added more vodka (there was now an even amount of vodka and coke in there)
skulled vodka and coke
got drunk
went around to randoms, asked how they were doing, gave them my number , asked them if i could have some of their drinks
got EXTREMELY drunk
the rest im not going to say....

whoa

it was great fun!

i just raided my house for booze....and theres none i can have right now...the only time i can have some is if i get it after everyone goes to bed cry
though i might do that and come on kmc

if i was drunk rite now id bee in big trouble i have been in school b4 when i have had one to many ....so i dont think it would go down to good

ive never been drunk at school either

People dont get drunk.
It's the alcohol that get's drunk.
People drink the alcohol, therefore it is the alcohol that is drunk.

The only way a person get's drunk is if somebody goes down on them and drink's them.

it's true!

well not really, drunk has two meanings just like....other stuff do

so if someone has been drunk, it means someone has gone down on them

just hangover..

it can mean two things

i think so.

Yeh but when your drunk, nothing happened coz you dont remember it. Besides its not cheating if your in different area codes. so hump away

I didn't know there was an Aussie Day

I wish I were drunk.......................

uh you do live in australia dont you?
or am i thinking of someone else?

You mean Invasion Day!

and what would be wrong with that?

I live in the U.S.

I live in California. It's sort of like the U.S., but with less Republicans.

how does it feel to have Arnold as you leader?

It's soooo cheesy. Any chance he gets, he says stuff like, "The city of Paso Robles WILL BE BACK!!!" Any chance he gets to do a Terminator quote, he does it. Then you have Jesse The 'Body' Ventura as former Mayor of Minnesota or whatever, I tell ya', one day the whole cast of 'Predator' will be leading this country.

then you can run for your live aye?

No, they won't bother with where i live. They will just destroy themselves and i'll continue kicking ass and rocking and rollin'!!! band

living in a fantasy world?

dunrk? imnotdrunk! did it js say i wans?

have i been a bad influence?

what do you mean a vb ad influrendE? on the drinking dot you mean becausesde iv e alsways loved sto drink.

Yeah, same as you. It's called, KMC Forums.

my fasnytas y world inbofvields dsexy, girls and sdex hehahehashbgdf

something about drink and then going on kmc a few pages back...

soi go t a ctraxbving for beinv g sdrunk on kmc do si did and as it yper it xpin mt6 haead and iy feels funn!

i actually can read part of that!!!

CNA TOP YURED ADS TPART OF THIS/ IO NWANT TO FCUK TSOEMTONE WTU CQANT BECAUSE NOOEN IS OVER IN YM HOUSE.

yeh, i understood all of that

ME TOO.LS

.....
i understood that too...

Come and see inside my bones

I'm drunk right now AND I'm operating heavy machinery...

hey wats that game called where you play checkers with shots though..., i played it the other day but i dont remember what its called... too buzzed at that time to remember things except drink drink drink

Oh, that's called 'checkers'.

I am sooooo drunk now, the stoopid keybosrd keeps movong

rwally?

umm yes.

interesting

checkers

M#E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not drunk

I MA!!!!

am not drunk might get drunk saturday depends how i feel after work

Hung over once again. I met a really nice girl last night and she told me her address, next thing I realised was that I can see her house from outside my window. She was a crap kisser though. Although she was really hot.

BakaZero is drunker then a pair of dwarves on prom night.

well what are you like when your drunk?

fuk im lost...

When I'm drunk I lay on my side in case I regurgitate on the underwear knomes that keep stealing my underwear when I'm not looking.

Is anyone actually drunk at this moment?

are you serious underwear knomes?
yo must be the only one who has them

Nah I just have hyperbolic senses and I pick up on their weird brainwaves just when they're about to attack my pants.

Speaking of being drunk. I had this cocktail last night called 'Wrath' it was funking excellent. Thing about cocktails is, due to the taste of them you wouldnt think it but you cant believe how much alchol you are consuming in a cocktail. Its fantastic

hey guys
whats your favorite kinda drink can be alcoholic or not

Cola. But when you go for a night out you look like a right panzy if ya drinking cola.

Alcaholic - Tequila
Non Alcaholic - Coca-Cola

You?

alcaholic - ummmmmmm long island ice tea's they have everthing in them

non-alcoholic- i had to say coke too

alcaholic - gotta be archers or cruisers

non alch - theres such thing as a non alcoholic drink? shocking

its not checkers...