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I was just thinking I am 18 and If that special someone comes along I could get MARRIED

thats wonderful and beautiful to me

but I hate WI guys who will marry me and have crazy hot sex and love and care through your life till you dieinlove

Sure but I can't afford a ring

well I can't just pick one

but you have to try to impress me y'know

like the bachlorette

o ok.

CherryPie

You looks to me are more than beautiful,
Your hair is as smooth as silk,
Your body, as shaped as a calm ocean,
Everytime i am near you,
My heart becomes warmer,
My soul is auxilirated by your prescence,
But within my tortured exsitence,
There is a light at the end of the tunnel,
A warm heart and a godess,
This godess is you,
CherryPie, if you don't marry me today,
I wouldnt want to live anyway,
I have tried to end my life so many times,
But the thought of you has kept my soul on this planet,
And message forum,
Please marry me so we can never be apart!

Hmmm, I'm sorry but you will have to persuade me that it's worth my while trying to persuade you to Marry me. I do not know you well enough to commit to something like this, are you intelligent, funny, caring, Romantic and female, if ALL of these do not fit them I am not interested.

I got an idea. you can marry one of these suckers who will love you and treat you right....and then you can just have the sweaty sex with me.


Everyone's happy.

why do you hate guys like that?

I love that

I will marry you all and have sweaty sex with linkalicious

reverse cowboy! reverse cowboy!!!

yeah.............................

link you will go allthe way baby

I've already married once didn't work out

sorry

i just give lots of sex and tlak alot it goes on

I'll play the wedding music or something on a keyboard.

cool you do that

and I will wear a black leather dress Oh yes

You could always just marry me.

i can marry ya sly

I bet you look good in leather Cherry.

ur a girl right cherry pie???

*marries*

i think we should move to holland

I think I should wear a black leather dress also.

you would look charming in one droolio

wtf? You're 18!!!

Why oh why would you, under any circumstances, want to marry at that age?!

to move out i think

You can move out and not marry, you know

i know that, maybe she doesn't

she's just horny i think

lol thats what porn is for

when you're getting sex ... porn is just boring

hahaha i wouldnt know

why not?

how old are you?

in........ little less then 3 months ill be 19

oookay

what?

Tax breaks!

Hot Dog Magazine?

What about my poem!? Honestly, no one loves me

hmm... cherrypie and clovie, eh?

can i come to the wedding?

It's not cuz I am horny though...but anywho I love the thought of the most magical day of my life with some one who loves me for me and cares for me and vice versa

y'know I am a very complex peron I lve weddings cuz they are so happy and throwing the bouquet Oh it's amazing!

This guy will never get married

true

I will though :P

i want to marry him

thats nice

No it's naughty

Unless your shagging someone whos ugly, coz then you can watch the porn and it will be ok

Chris, you were actually on KMC for once!

Who's Chris?

your really despreit

i want to marry him- congratulations to u, nobody else would do it!

I want ta marry someone......

cherrypie isa grl~!doh

Why dont people just love?

if i'm shagging someone ugly i'll be watching porn while doing it

Good girl

disgust i HOPE you're not talking about me

I am not desperate

I just want a guy to support me and and a fat ass diamond ring!

*BLING BLING*

and you think you'll find that here ?

no

somewhere else

in a different cou try, state, etc.....

i see

I see said the blind man as he's peeing in the wind "it's all coming back to me now"

Im curious though , what do you really look for in a potential husband ?

wath do ya' say michelle?

hot guy always hot

no fuglies

6 pack, and all and hot and caring and sweet and loves me for me and if i can find such a man WOO HOO!

Good luck with that.

yeah

now i have to become famous DAMNIT!

you couldnt pay me enough to even consider it

... meanie

do you have any idea what i was talking about sweets ?

oUCH

THAT WAS HURTFULL NOW i'M YELLING WHY AM i YELLING

no ... i'm still spleepy and listening to a megadeth record



you tell me!!

I love lamp

Sex? I'll marry ya!!! That birth date on my profile... Not real i'm 18!!!

tell ya later when you wake up more and get food in your belly.

Oh yeah

people would like to marry me but I have to consider you

Seriously, I'm not just a sex crazed maniac i'm really caring when it comes to girls.

Sorry Cherry I'm all ready taken...

Yeah, you stay away from Baylin, he's mine

damn

baylin frankly I dopn't give a damn i can get you drunk and bang you though

I anit Plz reply 2 me!!! I aint some kind of geek-freak even tough i like comics. You want six-pack i got one!

Ah C'mon!

You could I suppose, but I doubt very much that you could get me drunk

I wouldn't marry a mental person

Yeah damnit , Alex is ours

Very nice, But waht about me!!! Seriously i have a six pack and a 8 inch p****

i just ate ... so tell me!!!!

how desperate are you for internet sex?

and that's why Cherry, I doubt you could get me drunk...

Not that desperate. I just wanna flirt and i'm very VERY drunk right now!!! drunk

A six pack and an 8 inch pizza?! nice! PARTY!

It aint pizza! It but in pe nis and it censored out!

OMFG...dude, I KNEW that.

I was just trying to direct this conversation away from the cliff before it drove right off...

ohhhhhhhhh

hysterical

It aint dat funny! Is it?

sorry but yes it is

Funny in a good way or funny in a blowup way?

Pizza boy, I don't think she's laughing at you...though I could be wrong.

anyway isnt 8" a little small for a pizza...

Pizza boy? I'm actually allergic to cheese!

And if your'e gonna insult me i'd prefer pizza-dude plz!chef

ummm...well...ok i wasnt laughing at him...i was laughing with him....


sorry still laughing here...sides begining to hurt....



in need of a paramedic...

Please don't hurt yourself on my account

You my dear, are a psychotic freak.

That is why I love you.

Ill marry ya

awwwww dats sweet! I'm so happy 4 u guys!!! Refering to the post above the above!

She's my sister, mate. The girl in my sig, is my woman.

ohhhhhhhh . sorry about dat i shall go shoot myself! death

You don't have to shoot yourself. It's an easy mistake.

Besides, Shellie and I have a child together. It's not a normal sister/brother relationship.

ohh my

giljotiini Kind of too late to tell me not 2 shoot myself......urk !
rip

Their a bit weird...

I am not mental

I need love

Ill marry you for the honeymoon sex...

alright lets go

I can give you that baby And you are so not mental i can see that
And i wouldn't just be with you for sexmsn-wink

Unless dats what you want

I like it big

the girl in your sig is so hot droolio I love her accent...

yeah , easy mistake .

normal ? a bit of an understatement their...

but are daughter is a sweetheart....strange but sweet....



looks like duty called for my paramedic *sighs* tis ok , im patient

you have to be desperate to ask someone to marry you on the internet

naughty I like it

Cool! If you like it big you'll like me girl!naughty

then it's perfect

I'm back!

Which to add to the paradox by the way, I'm also their sweet hearted daughter!

oh please where is a mod to close this thread

Shaddup! I'm havin a good time u dont like it GO! NO ONES ASKIN U 2 Listen!

hey i started this not you

so bugger off!

yeah when there are young people here as young as 13!

yeah i am sure that is appropriate for KMC!

your 13?

Have you found a husband already?

Dude, the kids are young not stupid! There not gonna ask an 18 year old hottie to marry them

So as cherry pie said "BUGGER OFF!"chair

nope

plus i give up the otf is a lost cause...it sure has gone down hill since all these noobs joined

You talkin' 2 him not me right?

yes she is talking to me

Whats a noob? Is it a good thing? if not

HOW DARE YOU!!!!! 2guns2guns2guns

yeah it's him



no didn't

I'm stil single even though i have ring on my ring finger

Oh good!

Hope i've still got a chance here

Cherry why do you wear a ring on your ring finger? A lot of perfectly good guys are going to happen to glance at it and say, "Damn it she's married..."

no

I'm a tease too

I aint married

I know, but guys will assume.

yeah thats the idea

randi's a smart girl she knows wat she wants

Of course she does.

welcome back sweets


more secrets revealed...


that makes wolflet mine and scotts granddaughter right ?


they'r just silly kids playing house john you know ? show me yours , Ill show you mine .

shellies funny

Surely that makes Wolflet your pet granddaughter!

Can we all go back to Utah it all made sense over there...

I think Utah is how it all started!



Id be impressed if someone could actually keep up with it all and manage to keep it straight!


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