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She got fired because the princepal caught and Ms.Wakly spooning in the gym.What will i do.

Find her in prison and try again

Yeah...uh huh.

Quit school, get a job and support her.

Shes not in prison

um... Next time... spoon in her office, and lock the doors

was she hot ?

if so give urself a pat on the back

I always wanted to have an affair with a school emplyie

*sneezes*

Oh, dude stop, sorry about that, I'm just allergic to bullsh*t.

That wasn't funny.

Actually, I thought it was funny. Very appropot as well.

Umm....Thael, buddy, why is my woman on your sig? Just curious..

That stopped being funny after a zillion people started saying it because if I-Robot.

The problem with the town bicycle is that everyone gets a ride.

I was waiting for that, its just for "The Ego Contest" thingy we were doing, I'll change it back if you like.

Never seen it, apparently its shite.

Well what you said, along with you yourself, are not funny.

I'm hilarious, and chicks dig it. ban2

No, you're not. That mid-90's Latin-kings gangwar shit on your upper lip is retarded.

No no, I'm not being all "DUDE, the HELL is Sy doing on your F-ing sig?! MOFO, I'm goan KEEEL you!"

I was just curious.

Wow, almost fell off my chair. (Seriously!)

OMG, are you ever an a$$hole.

It's because I lossened the legs on it! MWAHAHAHAHA! I AM going to keel you!

*cough*

Sorry, I'm not myself lately.

I have nothing against you, but I strongly dislike Thael.

Apparently.

do you know him? Or have you at least tried to know him? Aside from trying to steal my woman, I like the lil fella. He's like my pet.

People with egos piss me off.

That means you must hate alot of members on here then.

Yeah I do.

Everybody has an ego....

Some just bigger than others. thumbsup

Yes, but do you KNOW him? He's a pompous ASS, I know, but he's Thael, he's not hurting anyone. Hell, I have an ego, not NEARLY as big as him...

Come to think of it, I don't like him either.

He's just lame.

But based on what? I'm confused.

He looks queer and he acts like he's cool. He's retarded.

Hmm. Well, to each their own, but it seems pretty narrow minded to me. I guess you don't like people though.

He's actually a good guy. But that is just my opinion.

Thael seems cool, wtf is wrong with guys having egos?

Stop lying for attention for a start.

*sneezes*


really? im allergic to egos

Exactly!

I had an affair with a mod from here...

Ok, the guy who started this thread is 24 years old, if he's still in school sleeping with the teacher ain't his biggest problem. Being a functioning idiot would be his biggest problem.

That being said, I would guess being a pathological liar is his big issue.

My advice to Agent is this:

Sit her down, talk to her and be honest about how you feel. What the best course of action is for you both etc and how you're gonna both be mature about it.

If that fails, deflate her, put her back in the box and get a refund.

-AC

AC's got some jokes

AC i love you hug

You are sick!!!!!!
I thought this kinda stuff only happened in soap operas and movies!

no little man, this sh!t happens in real life too, just read the paper

Now thats a deal busterhttp://www.abc6.com/Resources/promotions/phil_headshot.jpg

Still that is pretty disturbing.

Maybe she give him A's for letting her give him a blow job

Please don't man.

hey ill take that deal

But in all seriousness getting the teacher fired is a deal buster http://www.abc6.com/Resources/promotions/phil_headshot.jpg

I was told there's no refunds because it's not particularly hygenic

"AC's got some jokes"

He sure does.

"AC i love you "

Love you too babeh, love you too.

"I was told there's no refunds because it's not particularly hygenic"

Agent bought the laminated one, he thought ahead. Mind you I do doubt that he could get anything on there to wipe off anyone, judging by his immaturity displayed on the forum.

-AC

winkiss

AC you slay me

What if you really got caught getting it on with a goat?

Wow I'm on a roll tonight.

Earned Korri's love, slayed A1.

Anyone else wanna read my jokes and praise me?

-AC

Well, I love you, but it's because of your thighs.

Thanks Scotticus, I HAVE been trying to keep in shape.

-AC

it doesnt take alot to earn my love

Well fine, eff off then.

Go on. GO ON! Get my hopes up for nothing. Talk about love me and leave me.

-AC

i dont love everyone...infact there are not very many people i do love so actually yes you should feel privilaged :happyimp

holy shit thats gold

You never fail to entertain. Keep up the good work.

you shoudl sit back and enjoy the publicity

you must piss yourself off.

You'll have to excuse the Moose's lisp, he loves you because of your size not thighs.

Is this a joke or something?JM

Attention Whoreing!

and the award goes to...

"You'll have to excuse the Moose's lisp, he loves you because of your size not thighs."

Hahahahahaha.

I feared that's what he meant.

-AC

Hey Cor, is that Jennifer Connely in your sig

What will you do?

You will probably wake up in the morning to find you've messed the bed after having a wet dream about the teacher you have a crush on...

"You will probably wake up in the morning to find you've messed the bed after having a wet dream about the teacher you have a crush on..."

Hahahaha.

Woken up by the air wheezing out of the lady.

And I'm not insinuating the teacher was old either.

-AC

Thanksh Cowwan.

I shaid your thighs. I meant your thighs.

Do you work out?

hey moose you really goin out with syren

not in the literal sense...where we GO OUT places. I mean, we're a long ways apart, but we're, "A couple", here at least...why?

I didn't know goats hung out in schools

you internet dating lucky son of a b!tch, i salute you

Yes, I truly am...thanks.

droolio

Badkitty makes a rare appearance in my life...

then GO BACK to school, learn how to spell. Then **** your english teacher for a good grade

"Do you work out?"

Syren, your man is trying to seduce me.

Please help! PLEASE!

-AC

I don't need to seduce you. You feel the same way. It's just hard for you to admit publicly. Just take a deep breath, and say, Moose, I love you. It's all very natural, afterall, it's not homosexual, coz Im a moose.

I saw a moose lamp at the store a few days ago it made me think of you

Really? LOL...Oh man, I'm TOTALLY identified by a moose...

moose u from canada

Yessir I am.

sweet

Choo like Canada?

Where in the US of A art thou?

cali

I am Canadian too.

didnt ask

Ronny, I love you. No truly I do, you are the wind beneath my wings.

hysterical2

This entire thread is gold!! I lover AC's jokes, I adore Moose hitting on all the guys (gets me hot) and I am more than adoring the flattery from a1hsauce fab Oh yeah, and Corran.... you're jest so darn spesh winkiss

need more info...who made the first move...Its so stupid..your an adult now and old enough to you know! omg.....but atleast your not like some 14 yr old kid

"need more info...who made the first move...Its so stupid..your an adult now and old enough to you know! omg.....but atleast your not like some 14 yr old kid"

He made the first move.

I'd dump her, Agent, honest. Nobody likes a woman who amounts to nothing more than hot air. Literally in this case.

-AC

I hate the teachers in my school they're perverts they always stare at me. Especially when I take my jacket off, they stare at my sexy body.

It's the age old reasoning; no one knew they piled shit that high these days. Fascinating sight, causes people to stare uncontrollably.

I'm Spesh

I have special needs too whip

*retard face*

I noticed... special needs *snigger*

I'll retard you

I bet you will

How old was this teacher again?

I said retard you not....oh forget it, it's just not worth it not with you being a natural blonde after all

Hahahahaha, Corran makes me laugh.

-AC

AC, when you say I make you laugh, can we just clarify for the viewers at home that I am not forcing you to laugh, you mean that what I type makes you laugh - right?

No force is conducted on the part of Corran to myself, Alpha Centauri.

Laughter was, is and will always be completely of my own free will and reason.

-AC

Theres more where that came from... but i should prolly stop, or moose will impale me with his antlers

Many thanks.

Now THAT would be funny.

I had an affair with this guy

you see this face... its not laughing

It is on my screen.

oh my how did he do that....

Corran... my mahstaaa, you are the ONE lol

a1hsauce, quit trying so hard, you're getting sweat all over my Choos fab

Choos? Chews?

It's her pet name for her *ahem* map of Tazzie

Jimmy Choos ~ shoes schmoll

Ooh I see.