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WTF

Only a 28 out of 50????

HaHa

the reviewer writes BS about how the book ended so I guess he's not to be taken serious.

mah can't take critics

I wouldn't have written anything if it wasn't for the fact that he has clear errors in his review.

Yes, indeed, that guy has a serious accuracy problemn that renders a large part of his criticism worthless. A critic who does not check his facts has very little credibility.

I have one word for this kind of person: moron.

heeeey! a pic from x-men!!!! go, go MAGNETO!!!! WHEEEEEEHOOOOO!!!

mg, i couldnt even finish read it. 1 for directing?? 1 for plot? Pj iz nomminated 4 the best director of the year.
Magical world of Mordor... who the f*** wrote this?

some guy who's got no sense of gd taste whatsoever.

or maybe he was blind and deaf thruout the movie!!

Well, I kind of agree with some actually.

Here is my own.

Plot: 3 (missing scenes, scenes' direction is lost, sometimes leading us to the question "what scene are we supposed to be in now?"

Acting: 7 (more than average, but less than perfect)

Special Effects: 9 (almost perfect)

Directing: 7 (This is the only thing I dont agree with. It's definitely more than average.)

Music / Sound: 10 (Awesome music!)

Overall: 36 out of 50

That reviewers needs to be slapped to Middle-Earth and into Mount Doom

Gah. The dude said "Hobbit Town" instead of Hobbiton...he spelled orcs wrong (orks? idiot)...Bilbo's SON Frodo? His NEPHEW duh..."Sarumon"? ha spelled wrong again...the guy from Matrix? gah...and 28 out of 50? Puh-lease! Whoever wrote that is a gay jackass and he doesn't know ANYTHING about LOTR. Meh.

obviously this guy has nothing to do with the lord of the rings... where do they find these guys... these are the kind of critics that give an excellent movie a B rating... what a suckhead ...

right.............
and then the magic underground fairies will come and save the fellowship from total destruction at the hand of the "black wizard" take frodo to mt. doom were he destroyes the ring and they have a party in the new green hill land of mordor

he needs to get his facts straight

u cant say a movie is bad because u keep getting coinfused coz some guy is in the movie that is in another movie, he kept thinking about thw bullet time (not bullet speed bah) thing coz elrond is plauyed by someone from the matrix how stupid could u be