Why?
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Ronny
Why do they put little fancy patterns on toilet paper
Da Moose
I know for me, it's for comfort, and not physical comfort. It's like, well, like losing a close friend, and having those cute little patterns, makes the parting a little less sorrowful. I KNOW that my close friend is going to a better place, and having fancy patterned paper to travel on, well, that gives me peace of mind.
Ronny
wow
nitro-swicked
ok...
Time Of Evil
lol i agree it's pointless
SlipknoT
yea, theres going to be shit covering it eventually.
Maverick2364
LMAO!
Morning_Glory
why do they have different colors?
Frosty Beverage
Our sick world is so predjudice they're seperating our tolilet paper by colors.
Maverick2364
how dare they!?
Ronny
ive only seen white toiletpaper
Frosty Beverage
Well, aren't you the little NAZI ARYAN KU KLUX KLAN PSYCHO?!
jk.
Ronny
As a matter of fact sneaky2...
SlipknoT
Wow, where are you? 1955?
silver_tears
The more pressing matter here is, who designs said patterns? detective
Ronny
not alive
Frosty Beverage
detective
disguise2
Ronny
I finally found out what i want to do for a living
silver_tears
Good luck with that
And always remember, if in doubt go with a square droolio
BackFire
So the paper looks pretty while it's covered with shit.
Corran
OMG - you just have not lived
Kosta
There are several reasons for this:
1. Some people like to smear art in shit, it makes them feel good about themselves.
2. Its a job! Some poor sap was jobless and then some guy came up to him and offered to pay him to draw on his toilet paper.
3. Some pople will stop at nothing to pamper their ass that little bit more. Be it a fifth ply or a cute little dolphin drawing.
4. The Richard Nixon scandal "watergate" was infact started by Nixons complaints about insufficiently drawn on toilet paper in the white house, ever since then to preven any sutch thing happening again, toilet paper companies have invested billions of dollars in overseas oil companies so that george Bush could wipe his a.ss with 20 ply toilet paper with gold frills, and then I woke up and realised it was all a dream
The end.
Alpha Centauri
Does it not seem logical to have brown toilet paper?
-AC
Corran
how would you ever know you were completely clean if it was always brown, you keep wiping until there's no brown normally.
Kosta
Camo toilet paper, Youll never know if youre clean! SO YOULL BUYT MORE AND MORE OF IT! Its a genious money making idea!
Filth
the patterns are there so you can show your appreciation by wiping your ass on it
Corran
Wow - quick patent it,
Syren
hysterical2
Unfortunately, that is just too true!!
s|m
hmm.. i never really thought of that before
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Alpha Centauri
Only on KMC is there a thread about the many techniques of anal wipage.
-AC
s|m
yeah...on OTF of course
dark1365
Nowhere else could you find a thread this weird.
Are you reading this Ronni?!?
Arsenal
Well in my experience, after I wipe my butt hole I like to get a Q-Tip and decorate my brown shit on the various patterns that are on it, such as zig zags and clouds.
dark1365
We really didn't need to know that.
Corran
Oh, I don't know, it gives us more of an insight into Arsenal.
Fearnix
i know why.....
so it get's stuck in your ass hair...........
dark1365
I am EATING right now. So PLEASE don't.
Fearnix
And i'm wiping my ass
dark1365
OK. I think I will come back and visit once I am done digesting.
Wolflet
i always take a square and color it
hey im bored
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