Will you still respect me in the morning?
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Da Moose
Or will you wake up, roll over, see my antlers and quietly sneak out of the room?
Oh sure, you'll promise to call.
But will you?
darkcrown
I dont sleep with mooses unless I get paid.
Da Moose
That hurts.
It cuts me deep.
Moose have feelings too.
Wait, so, ALL I have to do is PAY you?
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a1hsauce
the power of money
nitro-swicked
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money makez the world go round
darkcrown
Different species aren't as repeling as some of the people I've done. For a moose, I charge $5 a minute
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Arsenal
Are you canadian moose or syran I'm confused.
Da Moose
Awesome!
*hands her $2.50*
I'll be quick.
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Da Moose
Danii, of ALL people, I would have hoped that you would be more open minded.
Da Moose
Yes, I am, how are you?
a1hsauce
wow wow wow,.... hey dark crown... How u Doin
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darkcrown
Arsenal, If your caption above your avvy says "Sith Assassin" yet your sig has Darth Maul saying "You dont know the power of the darkside" and he being a sith himself, how you figure that makes sence?
*Danii*
Well. . . I guess . . .
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darkcrown
You're $50 dollar a minute tho!
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a1hsauce
lol
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reminds me of the response Syren gave me when i said that to her... it went something along the lines of, ill step on your testicles or something...
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Da Moose
Damn! I made out well.
*sits smoking*
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Da Moose
Oh come on, you know I'm not REALLY a moose...it'll be our lil secret.
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*Danii*
well. .
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Da Moose
Can you really say no to that face?
<<<<<
I'm smiling really nicely!
*Danii*
How can i resist?
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Your just too damn hot, moose!
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Da Moose
Oh my...
Flattery will get you everywhere darlin.
I DO mean everywhere.
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darkcrown
...Im gonna go get a diet coke. *takes 50 cents of the $2.50 and goes to the vending machine*
Da Moose
And there's more where that came from Missy!
a1hsauce
Hey i beat you out, im payin $50
*Danii*
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Well then. . .
You are the most gorgeous person ive ever had the luck to see. . .
Da Moose
Yeah! w00t! You paid $47.50 more than me! I'm completely ashamed of myself. How could I EVER get a deal like that? *slaps himself*
Da Moose
You're not pulling any punches are you? Bringing out the BIG GUNS! Allright Allright! I'll strip now, you've erned it.
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Da Moose
I spelled earned wrong.
Ok, so...you're dancing and I'm naked...isn't that backwards?
*Danii*
Well whose fault is that?
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you were the one who offered to strip
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I never said there wouldnt be dancing!
Why dont you get it right this time?
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Da Moose
I thought you'd never ask!
*jumps on her and gives herr sloppy kisses*
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*Danii*
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. . .
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Jackie Malfoy
God only knows how much moms I have!LOL!JM
fever red
Nah, I'd wake up, slap you on the ass, and laugh. I just slept with a moose; I'm not going to get suddenly uptight...I slept with a moose!
BackFire
You act as though I respect you now...
silver_tears
I was gonna say something so similar it's creepy
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Da Moose
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I like the way you think.
Wanna go get a bagel?
Da Moose
I don't understand.
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Candy x
I would leave a dime by your bed with a note saying keep the change
Da Moose
A dime?
A WHOLE DIME?!
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Candy x
maybe a knickle or a cent...which is lower..bloody foreign currency
Telperaca
Well, I'd use the dime to buy a sweet, and leave him the wrapper!
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Baylin
I would probably hang some under wear off your antlers and take incriminating photos of you and then leave...
and yes I will call you, I'll call you a lazy moose that cant even be arsed to get up to see me out
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Telperaca
And how drunk would you have to be to get into bed with Moosey in the first place?
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Syren
Why does everyone assume they would leave? Damn, I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to know that if I woke up with Moose next to me, I'd straddle him, start sucking his nipple and start the whole damn show all over again
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Alpha Centauri
"Damn, I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to know that if I woke up with Moose next to me, I'd straddle him, start sucking his nipple and start the whole damn show all over again"
Holy crap! Hahahahaha. That made me choke on my fizzless Dr. Pepper, awesome.
Syren is taking sexual freedom to knew levels, the woman is going inter-species. Rock n roll.
-AC
Da Moose
Did you know I have 3 nipples?
gefallen_engel
Hey Moose,
I would respect you in the morning.
I wouldn't try to quietly sneak out of the room while you slept, hell if you were nice enough to me the nignt before (wink, wink) I might even get up and make you breakfast. and if you asked me to call you I would
Syren
If this were real life you'd be sucking face with a brick wall right about now boxing
Da Moose
I'm nice. Really nice.
*glances at Kerry*
but, umm..only to the one I love.
silver_tears
Don't worry your pretty little head darling
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Da Moose
Oh I'm not, trust me.
Corran
Irene, never trust a Canadian.
Da Moose
You are SOOO cut of mister!
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CherryPie
arent i nice and respectable?
Corran
If you are then that'll be such a shame.
CherryPie
I am a sweety pie
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The Silver Wolf
Shouldn't that be cherry pie
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Miss_Faye
i'll....put toothpaste on yer hand and tickle your face. Then roll out of bed...eat your food and leave....hey i'll call you tho.
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The Silver Wolf
Toothpaste...you'd have to put it in him gob first just to get near his face...that smell should be bad 'nuff! Not even a pack of Wrigleys would help!
Da Moose
But don't you realize what I can do to your BODY?
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Miss_Faye
Gee no I haven't... o.O
dark1365
Antlers hurt and are not at all desirable near the eyes.
Da Moose
Ok Ok...so that was cheesy.
I'm a little under the weather today.
Cut me some slack.
I'm normally much more seductive.
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Clovie
what is the point here?
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The Silver Wolf
Don't hurt moosey's ego...
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Da Moose
Of what Clover? The thread?
*jumps on her*
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Clovie
yep
*moves back*
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you missed j/k
Da Moose
*hits the ground with a thud*
I don't remember what the point is....
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The Silver Wolf
*see her chance of corruption*
Moosey, you were gonna help me take control of the world
Mr Wiggles
maybe, ill respect you, but i only know one moose that was able to get into my pants
Da Moose
Huh?
Uh, yeah, sure sweetness, whatever you want.
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Da Moose
*whispers*
Was it me? I can't remember.
Clovie
sowwie
interesting... detective
Mr Wiggles
*homer whisper* is your name bullwinkle?
Syren
Oh goodness, Scott, I was only joshing with the poor wee girly
She can be respectful to you if she wants to eyes
fever red
Well- supposing that suggestion came post-Moose-coitus- I just slept with a Moose!!!- I'd be up for anything, wouldn't I? That bagel won't know what hit it. Then we can go rollar-skating through town, spraying whipped cream on business women. You know, a return to normalcy.
Syren
jawdrop
I'll bring the camcorder.
gefallen_engel
What is considered normal
Alpha Centauri
Whew, Fever Red is now the Moose target.
Wonder what the kids'll look like. A cross between an alien symbiote and a moose.
-AC
gefallen_engel
that would be a sight to see
silver_tears
Consider it done
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fever red
Technically, our child would be a hybrid of human and Moose- similar, I'd suppose, to the Minotaur. Should my symbiote spawn and select our child as host, it would then be a Minomoose bonded to a symbiotic alien.
__I remind you all, this is hypothetical.
__I'm planning on giving my spawn to Paola. She's indicated receptivity. Once they're bonded, I'll consume them alive. Wait, did I type that last part aloud?
Da Moose
I just wanted to have sex....
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Baylin
How about using a dirty whore?
Da Moose
do you have one?
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CherryPie
how about a vibrator
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Baylin
I am one! flirt
Blah! Who needs a vibrator when you've got Baylin and i dont need batteries... flirt
silver_tears
shame on you cry
Da Moose
What? WHAT? For God's sake, I was just going to tell him that I wasn't interested, because Irene is totally the only one I could ever go for...duhh...
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Baylin
Pah!
I was Irenes property long before you came on the market!whip
silver_tears
I suppose I could forgive you, on account of how adorable you are flirt1
And Alex, you'll always have a special place
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Da Moose
Dude...listen, I don't want to embarrass you...
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GCG
similar to:
" I hated waking up and not finding you beside me......."
ha ; so everyone does it
silver_tears
I just can't say no to those all knowing hooves droolio
CherryPie
seems like a brawl is getting started *gets out boxing gloves*
Da Moose
I would hope so..I could be so good for you...and to you.
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silver_tears
You are Canadian after all eyes there's lots to be said about us....
Da Moose
Oh, and sweetie...I'll be in T-dot again tomorrow....meet me at the CN Tower...we can take the elevator up, and then go down together...
CherryPie
OH MI GOD
silver_tears
Hopefully it'll stop halfway naughty
BTW Scott m'dear, do you guys have tons of snow too?
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Da Moose
I was planning on taking it the whole way, but I get your meaning.
Yes! OMG, beautiful snow...
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silver_tears
I think i love you cry
CherryPie
Hey i live in WI
what the hell
I have snow *goes outside naked and dives*
Spooony
i live in england i got snow outside, 'bout 6 inches.....
CherryPie
holy shit! eek
I have maybe an inch
thats cuz I am southern WI
Da Moose
I didn't MAKE the snow sweetie, I just love it.
Don't tease me!!!
CherryPie
I love lamp and thats about it I got to go my lovelies PEACE and LOve *kiss*
silver_tears
You know how to appreciate something beautiful
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Da Moose
Yes, snow, and you.
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silver_tears
Scott if you were my age, I'd jump you so fast droolio
DaCanadianMoose
Originally posted by silver_tears
Scott if you were my age, I'd jump you so fast droolio
Oh sure, you say that then, but you hate me now.
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