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Some kid wanted to fight me today.
So I punched him in the jaw, swung him round & stamped on his face
I'm very proud Ive hurt another individual.

congradulations

Sorry to disappoint you but that isn't funny either.

Thank you.
Now, I have gained the respect of the hardest kids clan.

hey u have the same fighting technique as me congrats

lol whats that close youre eyes and swing

lol

And to me it's not really that satisfying that you've just hurt someone else.

I probably sound like a bullsh!tter but how would you feel if someone else done that to you. Stamp on your face while your defenseless.

Lol, no.
I just grab & smack.

or pick on the weedy kid that u can floor in one punch...

Well, thats what you get if you start trouble.

well, thats how you feel not me, but if I saw you now....... I'd have you.

Ok, I moved to bournemouth from London.
I had a fight a few weeks ago, and this kid was his friend.
He called my a F*ucking londoner, i got annoyed i know its not a big deal, but i got a short temper.
He was in a group of about 7 and i said id knock you all out, none of them said anything except this kid...so i said meet me at break.

Breaktime arrives and he starts whistiling to me telling me to fight him, i laughed at him and we were all standing there...he came over with a group of about 15...while i was with about 25, everyone was telling this kid that if he hit me theyd all jump him..
He started shutting up, but then he said something and i flipped and started battering him...i couldnt stop kicking him while he was down, but he had a chance to fight back while i was punching him in the face...Plus i am quite small, and he is one of the biggest ppl in my year, so thats a bonus.

That's.....what's the word I'm looking for?

Pa...

Pat...

Oh yeah!

Pathetic.

I hit my mom in the face with a snowball when we drove by my old house. DRIVE-BY!

lol moose is up there with AC on my funny list

Oh great... Me n Gus on a list together.

lol there he goes again this guys just a natural i tell you a natural

Just a question, and I may regret this later, but WHY are you the brown baron?

Cunny Funt no offense but this sounds to me like the work of a Bully!

Listen Cunnster, WD is the man. He knows of what he speaks. He is the most knowledgeable man I know. I've never known him to give bad advice, even once. When I grow up, and cloning is possible, I WILL be WD2, and my life will be complete.

*Shamelessly brown nosing and doesn't care*

Because....*steps out of the light... into the shadows, and speaks in a quasi Charlton Heston, Gregory Peck voice... "I am the night... I am the shadows.........and ahhh basically all the other colors were taken...

You'll need a sample of my blood for cloning Moose.

hmmm.....maybe I can make things easier for you by transforming myself into...

....AMERICAN MOOSE!

*tries to imagine Charlton Heston and Gregory Peck in one voice, but keeps hearing Krusty the Klown*

Yeah, but, the BROWN BARON? You should be sticking to the Toilet Paper thread.

Why not...The Lavender Baron?

LOL cause that doesnt quite have the mystery and what the french call... I Dont Know What.. to it

I'll just get CunnyFunt to beat you up and make you bleed.

American Moose! Oh no! A giant animal that thinks he is infallible and sticks his nose in ALL of the other forrest animals business!

(I'm joking)

Ah, that famous French saying, I don't know what. *sigh* I love that one...it's right up there with I don't know where and I don't know who..

Ok, so Lavender is out, but what about Tartan Baron?

We could be a team!

http://www.jkcc.com/evje/pictures/fight.jpg

Yeah! Get a couple of flags shaved into our coats, some capes, and we're all set.

We will be the Dinamic Moose Duo!

Tartan?

Dynamic? I don't know how dynamic we'd be....but we'd be hot.

Chick magnets!

Gotta run buddy, have a good one.

lol! Take care Moose.

Why are you happy about beating up a kid?JM

Because he deserved it.
I was under alot of pressure ya know how kids are.

I guess I do.But you should not had hit him all the same.Did you get suspended or get dention at school?JM

Weren't you taught to never hit. -.-

CF, i understand that kid pi$$ed you off and all, i mean under such circumstances, i probably would have hit him as well.
But i think you're way too proud of yourself

im a lover not a fighter

Who the hell are you now, tough guy?

ohhh sh!t you dont wanna mess with JT

whos jt talkin to

i think the one who started the thread.. cunny

I'm not instigating anything, I just asked the tough guy who he was.

i like your avatar is i the guy from driv3r or Vice City

he aint tough...he probably thinks he is

god, what a stupid thread

you have just posted the best comment on this thread

I hit someone with brss knuckles the other day.

thats always fun punching someone with brass knuckles nothing like it

Yea but the kid was an *******, he robbed my friend, so I robbed him back.

this thread... yawn

i understand i would have done the same thing

thread sucks.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll let you join my gang now.

The Teabaggers

true

lol

this thread is prime for peados
bunch of kids showing their dicks with pride & bravado.

I don't see what's wrong with showing pride that you have a dick. Maybe it's something that you'd never experience.

...'kay.

heres a joke for ya

2 pedophiles sitting on a park bench
a 13 yr girl walks by in school uniform.
"I bet she was a fantastic ride in her time!"
says one of the peds

*yawn*

yawn BF, you never told me you were an all nighter blushing

this is stupid..thats not funny!to hurt somebody...

Was your nursery teacher annoyed with you?

ahhh lol ahhahhhhh ahhh man that hurts... i felt that one aohhh sh!t thats funny

Leave me alone im a human being u kno.

Wow Cunny Funt not only are you by far the funniest guy I have ever had the priviledge to converse with, it would also appear you are tough AND cool as well.

You must be an absolute riot in your group therapy.

I fear you've been replaced Corran ole buddy.

Yes, i guess i am cool.
I smoke as well
+cool..

this thread I thought was naughty DAMNIT!

I am naughty.

great we will get along FINE

you are evil

Oh wow inlove I'm your biggest fan

I have a g/f...
+coolness.
Out of 10 i think corran is 9..
soz for beefing with u be4

How old are you?

I think you're a ignorant nob head

*snort* Well, don't hold back, say what you really think

Your from london, so was I, I'd have you any day.
i'M ONLY 15 as well...u heard of sheperds bush?

Come and kick my ass, hard man

Is that the hairy layer on top of Shepherds pie?

inlove you've no idea how much of a hard man you make me when you start talking all tough like that. Mmmmmm Syrens Ass droolio