Friggin Hilarious..."I want a boyfriend but I wont Put Out"
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a1hsauce
lol my friend says she saw a shirt that she wants to buy that says, "I want a boyfriend but I won't Put Out"
lol good sh!t, very creative...
LanİeWindu
I have a shirt that says:
BIG WILLIE'S TAXIDERMY
Stuffing Beavers for over 30 years
PVS
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i want that shirt
LanİeWindu
I also have a Don't Feed Phil shirt.
Clovie
what does 'put out' mean?
LanİeWindu
Do the nasty.
Do the horizontal polka.
Get freaky.
Pop the cherry.
Be loose.
Lose the innocence.
That good enough for ya Clovie?
LanİeWindu
If you want to get technical.
I like my explanations better...
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LanİeWindu
Clovie...just think of a doughnut and a hot dog.
debbiejo
We saw a t-shirt that said "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" And it was a stick boy with rocks being thrown at him. We just laughed and laughed. Ihave one shirt that says " I live in my own little world but that's OK, they know me there."
Sorry guys, I really wouldn't throw rocks at you.
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a1hsauce
well thats good to know, rocks hurt
Korri
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your stealing my phrases now?
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LanİeWindu
There's also a shirt that says..."I Love My Weiner" and it has a picture of a Dachshund on it.
Then, "My Shitzu stinks"
Abra
lol, I saw one that said "i'm not fluent in idiot, please speak slowly"--so lame, but kinda funny if you think about it.
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LanİeWindu
"You're just jealous the voices are talking to me"
Silver Stardust
My friend has one that says "I used to be schizophrenic but we're okay now" and one that says "I hear voices and they don't like you."
LanİeWindu
"Mountain Do Me"
"I have the penis, so I make the rules"
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege"
Silver Stardust
"Bad spellers untie!"
LanİeWindu
"Huked on fonics reely wurked fur mi"
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