KMC Water Park!
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Morning_Glory
it's free....
no splashing!
§pearhead
that takes all the fun away cry
Sex_kitten
Yeah! I love the water! *Runs out in Bikini*
Come play with me!
Ronny
*splashes jeremy*

Silver Stardust
*dives off the diving board*

QuietPattern
*climbs the highest water slide and goes down* WEEEE!!!
§pearhead
*drenches ronny with a hose*

Morning_Glory
I get to be the lifeguard!

Ronny

oh you wanna die jeremy? *squirts with a dinky water pistol*
§pearhead
no

QuietPattern
*floats around in a tube*
Morning_Glory
Water Balloons!!!

Ronny
teehee the dont mess with the maureen mister

how lame was that
Silver Stardust
*throws a water balloon at Ronny*
whistling
Phoenix Aska
waterpark!!!
*dives in the pool*
Raven Guardia
*goes to get a drink*
Morning_Glory
sick why do the boys have to wear speedos
Ronny

*jumps on alalas back*
Ronny
*snort*

Silver Stardust
*jumps in the pool with Ronny on her back*

§pearhead
the only boy here's me...and I'm sure as hell not wearing a speedo
edit: my b...didn't see PA there, no offense intended
Phoenix Aska
I'm not wearing a speedo...
Ronny

OH NO I CANT SWIM *grabs those little arm floaties before she hits the water*
Sex_kitten
Let's have a chicken fight. *drags PA over to her* He's on my team, who wants to fight us?
Morning_Glory
droolio
http://www.blufffalls.com/water/slides.jpg
Morning_Glory
I want to do a chicken fight

BakaXero
*jumps in water and drowns*

Morning_Glory
there is a dead body already ???
Baka has drowned already cry
Phoenix Aska
You don't have to drag me over to you sweetie..I'd come willingly

Ronny
oh darn

BakaXero
(you arent a very good life gaurd....)
Sex_kitten
So who is gonna fight us, MG and who?
And hey, PA, why aren't you wearing a speedo?
§pearhead
oh darn my ass

swim shorts are fine

QuietPattern
*floats in her tube eating an ice cream sundea
Phoenix Aska
speedos are kind of uncomfortable...
Ronny

sure are
Sex_kitten

..ok, then, I can imagine why. Alright, PA, you can carry me right? Let's go!
QuietPattern
i wear a bikini

Phoenix Aska
Yeah easily!
*Picks you up and places you on my shoulders*
Morning_Glory
ICE CREAM!

Morning_Glory
who is my partner in the chicken fight??
BakaXero
gees what do life gaurds do here?
*stops pretending and gets out pool*
Sex_kitten
*snaps fingers and the extremely hot Ewan appears with a speedo on*
Is that a good partner?
Morning_Glory
Baka has drowned cry but still keeps speaking
I dont want to be the lifeguard anymore
Morning_Glory
droolio
I wanted someone in here to by my partner

Morning_Glory
where did everyone go

Phoenix Aska
I'll be a lifeguard if you don't wanna be one Morning Glory...
Morning_Glory
no because I let Baka drown...
I think his body is still floating in the pool! cry
Sex_kitten
Oooh, I want to be one too. We can do it Baywatch style!
Except, you don't have a hairy chest like David Hasselhoff, do you PA?

BakaXero
doesnt this mean anything?
Morning_Glory
http://www.n-tv.de/images/200302/3102577_hasselhoff.jpg
Phoenix Aska
No I don't....
BakaXero
OMG!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!!!!
(have you seen the spongebob movie?)
Sex_kitten
That's good!

QuietPattern
throws water balloons*
Phoenix Aska
It is?

Morning_Glory
there are boats!

didnt see those!
Sex_kitten
Yes, when it looks like you got a rug on your chest it's icky!
So anyways, What were we doing?
Does anyone have sunscreen?
BakaXero
yeah ok...
NOW HOW DO I GET OFF???
boat
boat
boat
boat
Phoenix Aska
we were gonna play chicken but Morning Glory can't find a partner...
BakaXero
whats wrong?
im sorry...

Morning_Glory
because I dont have a partner for the chicken fight
BakaXero
whats a chicken fight?
Phoenix Aska
It's fun!
it's when you get a partner and one person sits on top of the other person's shoulders and tries to knock the oppsoing person off!
QuietPattern
we sit on ppls shoulders and push others off
Morning_Glory
where you sit on another persons shoulders
and you fight another pair and try to knock them off their shoulders...
does that make sense

Morning_Glory
ok there are 3 definitions now

Sex_kitten
Good, now MG has a partner. That's good, PA must be tired from carrying me all this time.
BakaXero
who said what now?
Sex_kitten
Aren't you going to be MG's partner in the fight?
Maybe not...sorry, I should be hitting the sack now. i'm not making any sense.
Phoenix Aska
you're gonna go to bed now kitten?
BakaXero
lol
im only kidding...
but there seems to be a problem...
someones missing...
psycix
cool... a waterpark...
Sex_kitten
Yes, babe, I am. Night all!

Phoenix Aska
Good night Kitten
hug
The Tired Hiker
*throws away the mat thingy and rides down bare-ass!!*

(it's the fastest way to go!)
BakaXero
why do thay use mats?
dark1365
Protect your ass.
The Tired Hiker
Yeah, it's basically to protect friction rash and to provide a floatation device for those who can't swim well, once they hit the pool at the bottom, m'kay.
But for me,

, I tend to surf the mat and get in trouble for 'standing', or I throw the mat ahead of me and try to catch up to it while riding bare-ass.
dark1365
Ever been to the West Edmonton Mall waterpark, it's so awesome there.
BakaXero
dont thay ban you from the place if your caught doin it?
dark1365
But they'll get annoyed at you.
dark1365
What's a sandbar?
Morning_Glory
dont know

BakaXero
i dont know...
i thought theyed like ban you for a month or something...
BakaXero

i dont know how things work...
nevermind...
The Tired Hiker
They give you a warning, but there's blind spots where the lifeguards can't see you, plus, in the tube slides they really can't see you at all.
I got kicked out of a waterslide park one time, but it was cuz we were hitting minature golf balls at the slides during the off-season, in a rain storm.

BakaXero
oh ok

dark1365
(sarcastic)
wow your nice.
BakaXero
i think that would be seen as sarcasm anyway...
dark1365

yep.
BakaXero
WOW THE SCREENS MOVING!!!
The Tired Hiker
wow, the sreen is moving..
Sarcasm.
KillTheLight
...

Morning_Glory
...exactly ...

BakaXero
yeah radio waves from my phone shook the screen
KillTheLight
...........................
KillTheLight
no.....no....jo...jo's .........circus....blah..meow..reow..woot..
Morning_Glory
weird...

psycix
the waterpark's not closed... right?
Morning_Glory
The water park never closes!
I own the place!
dance
The Tired Hiker
Interesting.

Morning_Glory
that message was for KillTheLIght

The Tired Hiker
I was wondering how you could post absolutely nothing! Then I hit 'quote' on your post and it showed the ~~~~ thingies. I have a white background so . . . ..

Morning_Glory
i have a white background too
i wish there was some swimming smilies

The Tired Hiker
I wish there was a smilie of a smilie on a waterslide mat.

This is the closest thing. boat
Morning_Glory
yea to bad - boats are cool!

The Tired Hiker
Yeah, I love boats. They are the very best.

Morning_Glory
vvrrroommm vrrroommm

The Tired Hiker
So, about the Tater Tots, you haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite, have you?

Morning_Glory
YEA I LOVE THAT MOVIE
frigin idiot!
The Tired Hiker

Perfect!!!
Morning_Glory
do you... want to look like this.... (love Deb!)
The Tired Hiker
"Eat the food, Tina! C'mon . . . eat it!"

Morning_Glory
OMG! I started laughing so hard during that part in the movie!
VOTE FOR PEDRO
The Tired Hiker
"I think I'll build her a cake or something."

Morning_Glory
"my lips hurt really baaadd"
The Tired Hiker
"Why don't you just get out of my life, and shut up!"
Morning_Glory
ok back to the water park!
maybe there should be a Napolean D.. quote thread... or well .. no
QuietPattern
*gets back to her inner tube*
Phoenix Aska
The wt=ater is cold...is there a spa or a jaquoozi? or however you spell it...
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