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You're the same person?

What the hell. You sneaky bastard.

That was a joke!!!!

Sh*t man, Am I gonna have to explain my weird jokes to you.

Its supposed to be a schizo moment, just watched Physco last night.

I dont believe that you would associate me with him.

But maybe we are the same person, you will have to ask him on that, coz I dont know.

Well since I'm now having an affair with Raz, I guess I KNOW.

Bwahahahahahhahahahaaaaa.....

Now I'm really f**king confused.

You started the damn thread !!

To, you didn't knew???

Oh like you did.

I knew when I read Zed reply ....

Zed / Raz is like Palpatine/Sidious.

Its all very simple.

http://www.smilies.nl/winknudge.gif

*sigh*

I think Zed was a little "high" when he made that "confession".

Me and Zed are NOT the same people. I run the forums, he runs the main site ( ). I'm slightly older, hes slightly younger. I work, hes a layabout.

For those who don't know, me and Zed actually share the same house. So I'm going to be PHYSICALLY slapping him

*alarm bells ringing*

C'mon everyone thats the sock alert. Out we go.

I'm gonna kill him....hes such a weirdo sometimes...

*hands Raz keys to ToMacco slapping machine*

Here you go.

Oooh thank you.

*starts camcorder, hides it in the room*
Ok, now we can leave

No way. I wanna watch.

*whispers*
I placed a few hidden cameras here, you won't miss a thing... and later we can place it on a DVD and sell it at a high price

queeq is going to want his cut you know.

depends on wich country we are going to release it first

ToMacco has to supervise this whole thing. We have to wait for him. It is his machine you know.

two men and a slapping-machine is not my kind of entertaiment!

Hmmm....mah has a point. I'll do the slapping of Zed for Raz. Then there's no confusion about things.

now it'll sell much more, not just to one group of the society!

*sets up even more camera's*
Go ahead

You are slightly older AND he is slightly younger? Glad reality is working properly.

Thanks Ush for being picky. As you rightly know, I was trying to do the Him/Me Positive/Negative thing.

Well, maybe I am trying not to be stupidly vague...

Here I am.

I think Zed is the name of Raz's penis!!!

If I were to name my penis, It would most definately have a longer name than Zed!

It would be something like:
RikkiTikkiTimboNoSarRemboCharryCharryRouchyPipPerr
yPimbo!!

Hmmmmmmm...I honestly think I've heard it all now

But I haven't even STARTED posting here.

Unless you say that you're someone's penis then I don't think you can top what's already been said in this thread.

Okay. I'm...... YOUR penis.

Hmm..never knew I had one.

Life is full of surprises.

See! Even yerssot is surprised.

and now that I am surprised it is getting serious?

Heavens no! Never!

"And when they nail my pimple ass to the cross,
I'll tell them I found Jezus that should throw them off,
he goes by the name Jezus and steals hubcabs from cars.
Oh Jezus can I borrow your crowbar?
Please get these nails out, they're beginning to hurt.
Crusafied and what I got was this lousy t-shirt.
I can't believe it's not butter, I'll sing as I go.
Yeah, that's what I would do if I were god.

Heavens no, hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
-The Bloodhound Gang: Hell Yeah

Okay. The way I see things here is that ToMacco has insulted the Big Giant Head and will shortly be banned after being flogged, drawn and quartered, by me of course.

yerssot will be bludgeoned by finti's battle axe for posting songs without his permission which finti would never give yerss anyway, and Dim, who is a woman, has a penis named queeq.

Nice to see everything here is perfectly normal.

yup, we are sooooo predictable these days

this could be one of the threads thats had the most absurd content

You'll have to check with Ush about that. He's in charge of absurd things around here you know.

so you see mah, you're useless

I'm a useless being and loving every minute if it!

can I kick you in the meantime?

...no

*squeezes mah tightly*

was that ok, mah?

no it hurt!......do it again

a penis named queeq? Bummer, Dimmy

eh....not everyone can say they have a penis named queeq right?

I hope not!

that's the only comfort

Dim said "penis" Dim said "penis"

*points and dances around childishly*

yes ... yes she did...

I'm not shocked at all, I've always thought queeq was a bit of a penis anyway.

oh, you mean "penis-breath" from E.T. the movie ???

what the hell is going on here

Nothing. Just the ordinary queeq bashing.

keo, isn't that part hilarious?

are we ghost talking here

forget about it, scarface

scarface????????????

Or tatoo face. Take your pick.

I got tattoes allright , not on my face though

And where are these tatoos?

I bet your wife knows!

on my arms

Is that all?

He forgot the "MOMMY" tattoo on his butt.

nice

*shudders*
I don't want to know how you knew that queeq

No tattos below the wasteline, and To she aint my wife. Marriage is for old people and people without guts

We'll have to make a locked announcement in the welcome thread that Monika "ain't his wife". Then he won't have to keep explaining it all the time.

Without guts eh? Hmmmm.... scared to sign a little paper, finti?

oooooooooooo, queeq.

yes, we know Monika is your roomie.

Dont need to sign any papers to prove our love

poodoo, great comeback!

finti is the Norse Love God.

with a vengance

Monika is just so lucky....

she better be

Gundy is having affair with Raz?!

yup, although queeq won't like it

Gundy is a gold-digger....she went for the owner of the bar...and now the Owner of the whole Damn board....

makes you wonder if you can meet god himself...

yah....

phinney, frankly I'm a little surprised, judging me so harshly like that. We'll just have to straighten out your attitude.

*cranks up ToMacco slapping machine *

since mah made that machine, everyone is using it, excapt on To!

just as no one uses it on me

Bring it on GUndy....LOL

"When i left you, i was but the learner"

"Now I am the master of torture"

*CHARGES*

*gets ready to burry phinney*

bring it on......"home wrecker"

me? dear young me?

No gundy

What are you two babbling on about?

ow; ok; you go yell a bit more at her then

I am very mad

I don't hear any yelling!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

that's better!

I'M MMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like in "mad about you"?

no doubt there

im starting to calm down

no! not yet phinney! It's fun when you're all wind up!

ok.


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah! that's the spirit!
Now, go get them tiger!

ggggrrrrrrrrrrr

don't do that at me! Now I'm afraid of you!

sorry...MEOW

that's better, kiddy

MEOW!

you're not going to eat me are you?

Luni toons

no.......i am not gonna eat you


I am going to swallow you

Isn't that basically the same thing???? hmmmmmm..think so

OK, time to shut this one down...