Like Giving Candy To A Toddler.
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Syren
Ok, answer the poll.
If you gave a lolly to a child aged, say, 5-12, what would you say to accompany your generous gift?
This is for personal reasons, which will be revealed when the poll is nicely filled.
Syren
Put that in your trap and suck it.
I have actually said this
eggmayo
This is our little secret, you mustn't tell mommy or daddy.....
dave123
I'd snatch it back of them, and say "don't accept stuff from strangers, dumbass"
Syren
*snigger*
Wait til Corran sees that. And anyway, you voted the same as me you liar nono
ReallyBad
Put that in your trap and suck it.
You got a laugh on the 5th option though.
misha
syren what are you up to fear
Syren
It's mine and Corran's little secret.
misha
in that case
Make sure you put your rubbish in the bin.
droolio
Syren
You filthy perv.
Alpha Centauri
Depends why they wanted it.
If they asked for a lollipop (assuming that's what you mean) and I had one to give, I would say "Here you go" or something. Maybe say nothing at all.
Age depending also.
-AC
Syren
Thanks, AC, for applying normality to yet another OTF thread nono
misha
not filthy - i shower
Syren
One simply cannot shower their brain cells
Syren
jawdrop
OK, WHO DID IT?? WHO VOTED LITTLE SECRET?? gunsmilie
BakaXero
here ill give you a lolly if you give me that back!!
oh common!!!
SHUT UP!!!
omg i gave you a lolly what more do you want?
NO ITS MINE!!!!!
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
oh alright...
who wants a stupid teddy bear anyways...
eggmayo
That would be me.
Syren
fear
You sick f.uck.
Clovie
This is our little secret, you mustn't tell mommy or daddy.....
this one sounds...
voted for stop crying
Syren
That's the point... I'm testing
Clovie
testing what?
if ppl here are pedophiles?
eggmayo
You cant be a pedophile unless your over 18 can you?
Kosta
Other: "Now come have alook at the puppy in my car
"
Clovie
no idea, i think you can, if you're like 17 and having a thing for a 3 year old kids
BakaXero
i voted "Put that in your trap and suck it"
then i realised OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!
i cant vote for that
ITS WRONG!!!!
i want to change my vote!!!
Syren
No
Syren
hysterical2
I voted for that too
misha
how could you be so rude to a poor toddler cry
Clovie
was it to me, missy? nono
Syren
Nuh-uh....
misha
WAS THAT TO ME? shocking
Clovie
good
Syren
Nuh-UH!! cry
*points to Xero*
He made me.
BakaXero
i want some of the sweet sweet gurh...droolio
candy...Mmmm.........
Clovie
nono
Clovie
don't cry *gives cookie* hug
Syren
*takes cookie*
B-b-but... I ain't supposed to take sweets from strangers.
BakaXero
but why would i wanna hurt misha?
shes my new drinking buddy...
misha
im going now....bed droolio
xxoo misha
Syren
Night honey smooches
misha
misha made a mistake last night when she had been drinking and wont be drinking in public for a while cry
BakaXero
you drank last night?
Clovie
i ..am.. a ..stranger... ? cryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcrying
Kosta
Thats what they all say, Misha!
Syren
NOOOOO *huggles*
Syren
*dances with best friend ever, Clovdia*
misha
yes, third night in a row
misha
im not drinking for at least a week schmoll
Syren
You little kink machine!
misha
"call it what you wanna call it im a ****in alcoholic"
one of my favourite lyrics droolio fab
BakaXero
and you didnt tell me? crybaby
misha
i was out cry im sowwy!
oh before i go hold on....
Alpha Centauri
"Thanks, AC, for applying normality to yet another OTF thread "
Very welcome, mon cherie.
-AC
Jackie Malfoy
I fear to answear this question that you are going to take candy from a baby.Don't you know that the babys can fight back and go looking for you?
I would be scared if I were you!LOL!JM
Alpha Centauri
Or in the case of Maggie Simpson, shoot back.
-AC
Jackie Malfoy
That's right!Babies like Maggie Simspon can have a gun and shot you if you steal there candy.So always look behind you when taking a walk!JM
Syren
I DIDN'T write 'taking candy from a baby'... the point was a play on words, if you will, as in 'GIVING candy to a TODDLER'
Jackie Malfoy
I know I was just joking around.JM
Clovie
i don't get it
Alpha Centauri
Giving is the opposite of taking.
Really people, come on.
-AC
Syren
It ain't rocket science geek
Clovie
come on you?
JToTheP
Xzibit in your face BIIIIIITCH!!!!!!
JToTheP
If it was my friend's little brother/sister, I'd probably say not to eat it all at once or they'd spoil their next meal.
If it was my girlfriend's little brother/sister, I'd use the kid as an excuse to kiss ass, and give him/her the lollipop as a reward for being a good kid. Unless the girlfriend was the girl I like, THEN I'd tell the kid not to eat it all at once.
If it was some kid I was babysitting I'd tell him/her to put that in him/her trap and shut it.
j/k you "secret" keeping bastards.
Syren
What would you say, Daddy?
Devalion
Make sure you put your rubbish in the bin......or God help you!!!
lol, just kidding!
Corran
to you? 'Put that in your trap and suck it'.
JToTheP
At 8:30 am, to me, that is probably A LOT funnier then it should be.
Silver Stardust
I put "Don't eat it all at once, now!"
Napalm
I know what catholic priests say
shellie
voted other....no running with it in your mouth .
Napalm
You wanna know how to earn some more
a1hsauce
Please, PLEASE be good! Stop crying!! OMG....
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