Like Giving Candy To A Toddler.

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Syren
Ok, answer the poll.

If you gave a lolly to a child aged, say, 5-12, what would you say to accompany your generous gift?

raver This is for personal reasons, which will be revealed when the poll is nicely filled.

Syren
Put that in your trap and suck it.

I have actually said this roll eyes (sarcastic)

eggmayo
This is our little secret, you mustn't tell mommy or daddy..... roll eyes (sarcastic)

dave123
I'd snatch it back of them, and say "don't accept stuff from strangers, dumbass" mad

Syren
*snigger*

Wait til Corran sees that. And anyway, you voted the same as me you liar nono

ReallyBad
Put that in your trap and suck it.

You got a laugh on the 5th option though.

misha
syren what are you up to fear

Syren
shifty

It's mine and Corran's little secret.

misha
in that case

Make sure you put your rubbish in the bin.

droolio

Syren
eek! You filthy perv.

Alpha Centauri
Depends why they wanted it.

If they asked for a lollipop (assuming that's what you mean) and I had one to give, I would say "Here you go" or something. Maybe say nothing at all.

Age depending also.

-AC

Syren
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Thanks, AC, for applying normality to yet another OTF thread nono

misha
not filthy - i shower eek!

Syren
roll eyes (sarcastic) One simply cannot shower their brain cells stick out tongue

Syren
jawdrop

OK, WHO DID IT?? WHO VOTED LITTLE SECRET?? gunsmilie

BakaXero
here ill give you a lolly if you give me that back!!
oh common!!!
SHUT UP!!!
omg i gave you a lolly what more do you want?
NO ITS MINE!!!!!
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
oh alright...
who wants a stupid teddy bear anyways...

eggmayo
That would be me. eek!

Syren
fear

You sick f.uck.

misha
eek!

Syren
disgust

Clovie
This is our little secret, you mustn't tell mommy or daddy.....
this one sounds... sick

voted for stop crying stick out tongue

eggmayo
smokin'

Syren
laughing That's the point... I'm testing shifty

eggmayo
Testing what?

Clovie
testing what? blink if ppl here are pedophiles?

eggmayo
You cant be a pedophile unless your over 18 can you?

Kosta
Other: "Now come have alook at the puppy in my car evil face" stick out tongue

Clovie
no idea, i think you can, if you're like 17 and having a thing for a 3 year old kids sick

misha
laughing out loud

BakaXero
i voted "Put that in your trap and suck it"
then i realised OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!
i cant vote for that
ITS WRONG!!!!
i want to change my vote!!!

Syren
No no expression

Syren
hysterical2

I voted for that too big grin

Clovie
nono

misha
how could you be so rude to a poor toddler cry

Syren
fu Mommy

Clovie
was it to me, missy? nono

Syren
embarrasment Nuh-uh....

BakaXero
uh oh...

Syren
*tries to hide*

misha
WAS THAT TO ME? shocking

Clovie
good stick out tongue

Kosta
BADA BIG BOOM!

Syren
Nuh-UH!! cry

*points to Xero*

He made me.

Syren
Baby got back pimp

BakaXero
i want some of the sweet sweet gurh...droolio
candy...Mmmm.........

Clovie
blink nono

Syren
crybaby

Clovie
don't cry *gives cookie* hug

misha
good cry

Syren
*takes cookie* eek!

What the f**k? B-b-but... I ain't supposed to take sweets from strangers.

BakaXero
but why would i wanna hurt misha?
shes my new drinking buddy...

misha
im going now....bed droolio
xxoo misha

Syren
Night honey smooches

misha
misha made a mistake last night when she had been drinking and wont be drinking in public for a while cry

BakaXero
you drank last night?

Clovie
i ..am.. a ..stranger... ? cryingcryingcryingcryingcryingcrying

Kosta
Thats what they all say, Misha! laughing out loud

Syren
embarrasment NOOOOO *huggles*

Clovie
cry

Syren
*dances with best friend ever, Clovdia*

misha
yes, third night in a row stick out tongue

misha
im not drinking for at least a week schmoll

Syren
eek! You little kink machine!

misha
cry

misha
"call it what you wanna call it im a ****in alcoholic"
one of my favourite lyrics droolio fab

BakaXero
and you didnt tell me? crybaby

misha
i was out cry im sowwy!
oh before i go hold on....

Clovie
kisses

Alpha Centauri
"Thanks, AC, for applying normality to yet another OTF thread "

Very welcome, mon cherie.

-AC

Jackie Malfoy
I fear to answear this question that you are going to take candy from a baby.Don't you know that the babys can fight back and go looking for you?
I would be scared if I were you!LOL!JM

Alpha Centauri
Or in the case of Maggie Simpson, shoot back.

-AC

Jackie Malfoy
eek! laughing That's right!Babies like Maggie Simspon can have a gun and shot you if you steal there candy.So always look behind you when taking a walk!JM

Syren
I DIDN'T write 'taking candy from a baby'... the point was a play on words, if you will, as in 'GIVING candy to a TODDLER' roll eyes (sarcastic)

Jackie Malfoy
I know I was just joking around.JM

Clovie
i don't get it sad

Alpha Centauri
Giving is the opposite of taking.

Really people, come on.

-AC

Jackie Malfoy
You come on!JM wink angel big grin stick out tongue

Syren
laughing It ain't rocket science geek

Clovie
come on you? eek!

JToTheP
Xzibit in your face BIIIIIITCH!!!!!! stick out tongue

JToTheP
If it was my friend's little brother/sister, I'd probably say not to eat it all at once or they'd spoil their next meal.

If it was my girlfriend's little brother/sister, I'd use the kid as an excuse to kiss ass, and give him/her the lollipop as a reward for being a good kid. Unless the girlfriend was the girl I like, THEN I'd tell the kid not to eat it all at once. stick out tongue

If it was some kid I was babysitting I'd tell him/her to put that in him/her trap and shut it. stick out tongue laughing


j/k you "secret" keeping bastards. stick out tongue

Syren
dontgetit

Corran
Hmmmm, not good.

Syren
shifty What would you say, Daddy?

Devalion
Make sure you put your rubbish in the bin......or God help you!!!










lol, just kidding!

Corran
to you? 'Put that in your trap and suck it'.

JToTheP
At 8:30 am, to me, that is probably A LOT funnier then it should be. laughing out loud

Devalion
doh

Silver Stardust
I put "Don't eat it all at once, now!"

no expression

Corran
Good girl.

Napalm
I know what catholic priests say

shellie
voted other....no running with it in your mouth .

Napalm
You wanna know how to earn some more

a1hsauce
Please, PLEASE be good! Stop crying!! OMG....

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