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(This ones for Misha) Route taken by Australian forces as they take over the world!

Might I add that they have Kangaroo & koala Infantry?

i know this hot guy who lives in aussyland

i could care less what his name was..

LOL, maybe once your country is assimilated into the Aussie Empire you'll see him!

Ronny, for replying to my thread, you recieve a place of honor in my signiture.

kicking oh yeah!

LOL, I wonder whats going to happen when some Aussies log on and find out I've posted their plans.......

i bet i know


*hands you a rock* uh.. youll need that for protection...

it's 5 am-ish in Aussie

so.. time changes jeremy

I know this could have been timed better though

It doesn't show you taking over Europe...

Then again the french armies would run away anyway.

maybe he doesnt want them to know hes found out their secrets

hysterical

The map didn't extend to Europe, they'll make it there 'though!

The Map shows just North and South America and a tiny part of Asia, plus Australia (the real 51st State ).

The Map just hhad to be made by an american because they are vaguely aware of South America, Canada and a small place called Asia, but these are all inconsequential places as the good ole USA is, as we all agree I'm sure, the centre of the World, nay Universe.

WTF mate....f.u.c.k.i.n.g kangaroos

It's the end of the world as we know it....

DEVOLUTION


my new word ... even though i didnt use it in the right term...

NO ITS THE BEGINNING!!!!!!

GO WOMBAT ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im aproaching this from under ground!!!

How did you figure out our plans?!?! DAMN THOSE KOALAS MAKE CRAP SECURITY!!!

*arms self with eucalyptus branches*

haha....

well theyre better then Dingos...
i tried using them...
and all they did all day was eat babies...
bloody useless Dingos...

I told you they were unreliable, Imag!
I'll get the lamingtons and the hot meat pies!

I don't like dingos. They look too much like dogs.

Lyn, don't forget the Vegemite on toast!

ill just take the meat pies and beer thanx
yes thats right i need beer again!

*gasp* How could I forget the vegemite!?

Mmm... excuse me for 5 minutes while i go microwave a meat pie.

omg the aussies are coming!!!

not coming we've already arrived!!!

That was a nice meat pie. The rest of the world should welcome us.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHH

*pelts Cid with meat pies*

Vegemite bombs have been loaded into teh cannons, surrender or we will use force

um whos our leader again?

i think its Misha

*shrugs* Pick someone.

ok misha it is!!!
um where is she?

proberly on her way home from school

well it's almost 5 there... i think....

its 4:20pm in WA

you forgot the crocodiles

hey misha

you realise your leader right?

thats right ... i am the leader
queen
all hail misha

(yes i was just finising school )

huh?

notworthynotworthynotworthynotworthynotworthynotwo
rthynotworthynotworthy

well done Baka you get a beer droolio

*hails misha*

*praises beer*
notworthynotworthynotworthynotworthynotworthy

uh avp we're invading you too

what *holds up defences*

taking over that world is hard work...

maybe you should've read the first post


anyway your guns and swords are nothing towards our eucaliptus sticks

who said anything about guns and swords?

what's your defences

see my sig, you don't know my army do you

dont worry
the Kookabaras on their way!!!
theyll laugh till you go insane of madness...

Lets dunk them in eucy oil! They'll smell for ages.

I wanna be a Koala - what could be better than sitting in a tree asleep for 23 hours a day stoned of ya nut.

Then everyone thinking ya cute and wanna hug you...

your army contains me in it

KOalas ARE EVIL!!!
did you know they have 2 thumbs on each hand?

are you serious? shocking

koalas bite cry

Point being? They're still so darn cute! *cuddles pet koala*

I'm scared of emperor penguins. today i asked my friend "how tall is an emperor penguin?" and she said "about 1.2m tall." That's too big for a flippin penguin!

MISHA I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING SO I'LL pm YA

fine ... *koala scratches you*

kangaroos can be really tall
i had nightmares about them

ok but im just going to pee whistling

Koalas bite but only if ya really piss em off. And everyone knows they have two thumbs, but those stupid tourist clip on koala toys are misleading.

i think koala's a cute but deadly

i didnt know

yes they are...

Killer koalas...

my mother has a picture of her and a koala sitting on her shoulder when she went to Aussie.

Ah...

oh how i love australia.....

THE MAIN DONATERS TO THE TSUNAMI

I was in India when the tsunami happened... but I was on the other side of the country.

EDIT: southern india was also hit by the tsunami.

uh...what?

someone told me a joke about the tsunami

why did santa not go to asia on christmas eve?

why

its gonna be bad...

...

*waits*

because he just gave them a big wave as he went past

ha ha

i didn't think it was funny

i thought it was evil

it wasnt at all

us aussies are touchy on the tsunami event

i'm still wondering if my friend was in thailand at the time or if he was in hong kong...

thats horrible...haven't you heard from him since? cry

oh no

no cause i have no idea when his supposed to be back...
but we said we'd meet on the 19th of Feb so i dont know till then...

all the best m8

cry
why dont you ask his family or something?

he lives alone
and his family is in melbourne...

cry
only a few more days! hug

Can some1 explain what his threads about? lol

well it changes topic... so i dont know what to say...

oh ok lol

its true, it does

its about MY country taking over YOUR country diva

its OUR country taking over THEIR country and the world mwahaha

yes but im leading you all droolio

I will follow you my leader to win this great battle

mmm...battle droolio

What are your orders?

BUY ME BOOZE
BUY ME CHOCOLATE droolio
AND INVADE THE AMERICANS diva

You orders will be obeyed

tomcat can't find a chocolate smilie - how about pizza

pizza is good droolio

OK all set then - the battle has begun, you have beer and pizza, and I am going to bed

Goodnight my leader

what did i miss?

*hands misha a 6 pack of VB*

EEK! My thread actually took off!


P.S. (Don't tell any one but I'm an insider/spy for the Aussie Army of Misha!)

Yes.
Yes it did.

mmmmm...VB droolio

of course it did - theres chance id post in it....i post blab, so it'll take off


a secret spy droolio

:shigty:

*shifty

damn stubby fingers!

Can't have you having stubby fingers when we attack the yanks - you won't be able to fire the gun...

you dont need it if your pressing a big red button that launches missiles...

yes very true

Damn, where are the Aussie Invaders..... (Looks out window and sees tank driven by Misha and Baka, Surrounded by Kangaroo Infantry.)

Hmmmm, spoke too soon.....

Its 1:00 in the afternoon, Misha's in school but I couldnt be screwed to go in the first place

actually, it was 10am where i was


*releases kangaroos*

WERE WE TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING INTERESTING

Alright! I made it into Misha's Sig!

totally droolio

Wow that's a lot of people quotes, misha.

MWAHAHAHA,

only 5 cry

i need more compliments

You get some every day.
Just maybe not as significant.

If you try and take over Canada we're telling on you!! To the U.S.A.

i madr it there before you hehehe





wow!!! you included me in this!!! IM EXCITED!!!

hahahahahha thats a good one, i'm seeing the next Adam Sandler

*throws empty pie wrappers at americans* take that

foil base?

no, its the non-biodegradible ones, so soon their land will be covered in it muhahhahahaha

oh here we go again

who go?

hugo?

you go

well, are you invading america now?

me go? cry

i think she was talking to me

and invade other countries

i will have to defend them then

invade the UK with empty beer bottles and thongs (the footwear )

don't you dear touch my homeland!!!!!!

how about singlet and shorts armor?

huh?