Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

i locked myself out of my house just then, so i used my ninja skills to break in, but i didnt just smash a window, i made it look like there was no forced entry (no i did not use keys)

but yeh, ninjas are kool, i didnt get to use my pick lock tho

what?

YEA!

lol now that i read it, it doesnt make much sense, oh well

I once rescued 3 stranded navy seals from the middle of viet cong territory, using only a paper plane, and a stick of spaghetti!

i suicided once...

wait!! those dont have any thing to do with ninjas

sure it does ninjas a Japanese
Kamekaze is a Japanese word...

I once rescud 5 ninjas stranded in the middle of maddison square gardens, using only a bagel and a pair of dirty denim jeans.

YOU should had called slipknot me and Aku we would had helped you out!We live to serve!JM

please do not mock me for i am a navy seal (well i will be)