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Next person who calls me a jedi will be swimming in a pool of their own blood.

^-Ditto.

yup, me too

oh you guys are so evil


I kinda like that line too

Still playing KotOR I.......

I don't recall too many cool greetings/ threats from the first one but if you come accross any please feel free to mention them.

Arc, stop changing who you are!

(your nom anor now)

Nom Anor, the weaselly Yuuzhan Vong???

yes

Why would you ever want to be him? He's creepy

Exactly.



EDIT> Might go back to being an ARC Trooper today or tomorrow...

sounds good.....and what would your new tough trooper be saying by way of greeting people?

Same thing, 'cept for the Jedi part.

the thing about people swimming in a pool of their own blood?

Yes.

nice guy....no manners whatsoever....bad trooper

He is a rogue.

Rogues can be dashing, but some, if they annoy, just need to get dashed to teach em a lesson

Ouch.

What would the old rogue do if I told him he looked like a kath hound?

nobody picked eager threat? interesting.....

Well, he'd either kill you....or marry you.

Yikes....pretty different extremes there....which would be worse:-)???

Who wouldn't mind being called a meatbag???

That's for you too decide......

"Meatbag" wouldn't really bother me.
"Fat one", however, would.

:-) well the droid HK was talking to was a bit on the chubby side....hey it had to fit a whole lot of imp componenets

yeah, "fat one" isn't that flattering

What would you do if someone called ya a schutta????

I gut 'em with a Vibro-shiv.

nice nice.....errrr what happened to the forum??? You might want to pull out that vibro-shiv right about now, might be some creepy creatures lurking about in this dark

I recall one that was funnier, but it eludes me now. There were some amusing parts in the game.

As for being called anything, I'd take it in stride. There is no massive anger followed by me sticking the fool who called me fat, there is only the Force... and the Force choke followed by the force lightining... and...

Meatbag is priceless, though. I want an HK unit.

They are a bit evil, but their sense of humor is priceless.

They even have a massive ego.

And egos are fun, especially when the owner doesn't realize he or she has one.

true...what's the fun of an ego if one knows about it...then it might go away

Very true. That's why I'm modest. Because otherwise people might think I'm stuck up and I'll be agreeing with them. I think.

that's deep, very deep

would open doors to lots of nice threats though

I try.

good to know....that may be rare these days

Wait, I'm intercepting a communique...

Yoda: For the last time... Do or do NOT... there is no try! Jeez...

do or .... ooohhhh learning these jedi maxims is so darn hard:-)

There is no passion, there is Jimmy Dean's Breakfast Sandwiches.

There is no chaos, there is digital cable.

There is no ah..... ah... something... and gah... This is hard!

see....even the all powerful DJ has trouble with the jedi blahish persnickity ness....:-) can you just imagine an HK trying to teach jedi younglings....

EAger threat: you will learn these lessons well or we will blast you

Speculation: I believe that this batch may become Sith lords in the future. Allow me to deviate from standard Jedi training. Any who resist shall be blasted.

Answer: that would be the most prudent course of action. And lead to the ceasure of hostilities *squeaks* *creaks*

Alarmed statement: I seem to be experiencing failure of my primary assassination protocols

Statement: HK is ready to serve, Master.

Amused Statement: It would seem that I may be of best use to you to simply blast all meatbags into atoms, Master. Allow me to take over from here.

Excited Statement: That seems a reasonable course of action, please blast away

Triumphant Exclaimation: Whee!

*Copious amounts of blasting*

statement: That amount of blaster fire should suffice. Wanton slaughter has been accomplished.
Query: What would you like to blast next?

Amused Reply: I do believe it would be fun to blast those who bash the Master, Revan, fellow Hk unit. It would be in the best interests of the Master to... reeducate his enemies in the philosphy of ceased hostilities.

QUery: I concur...where can we find these soon to be deceased meatbags?

Prideful Answer: I have located them everywhere on this board. Begin blasting.