Give the person above you a Pick up line
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CherryPie
So it's just like say something sexy to the person above but pick up lines ok
You go and I bet this wont go very far
but hey, my Marry me thread went far so Ya never know
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Fearnix
hey cutie, walk that sexy little ass over here
dark1365
Hmmm.....
I dunno really.
CherryPie
you bad fear
I like it
I wish you were a door so I can bang you all day long
take that
taft
nice shoes wanna f***
Fearnix
So how many Orgasum's do you want?
CherryPie
alot
too many to count
Taft that was so not good
that wwas awseome
Hey I lost my dog can you help me find him, i think he went into this motel room
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a1hsauce
my love for you is like diarrhia, it just wont stop
eggmayo
nice top, it'll look better on the floor (old... so old)
CherryPie
F'uck me if I'm worng but is your name mike?
Ultimatespider
Is that a hole in your tights or a stairwy to heaven
Fearnix
quick aa snake just bit the end of my penis, you bettter suck the poison out
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eggmayo
i lost my bra, can i borrow yours
Ultimatespider
I like every bone in your body especially mine.
Fearnix
do you know what i really wanna find in a girl ?
Me
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vaya_the_elf
my favorite pick up line is ...
...............
...............................
I'm batman batman
Ultimatespider
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
gefallen_engel
What time do you want me to set the alarm for?
Ultimatespider
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Fearnix
I have a 12" inch peins
Ultimatespider
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Fearnix
i would just love to eat your pussy
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SaTsuJiN
umm.. thats gotta be jelly cuz jam dont shake like 'dat?..
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Baylin
*beckons with finger* hey sweetie if I can make you come by wiggling my finger just imagine what I can do with my c**k....
Ultimatespider
Nice legs you got there. What time do they open?
eggmayo
Hey, you look drunk, lets go ****
Baylin
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven i mean...
Baylin
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
eggmayo
That only works when you wrapped your penis in ribbon though.
Ultimatespider
HE: Pick a number between 1 and 10
SHE: 8
HE: Wrong answer! Take your clothes off!
Fearnix
for a stoner you have a good memory
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eggmayo
About two days.. partytime
Ultimatespider
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Baylin
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Ultimatespider
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
eggmayo
Its really hot in here, wanna take some clothes off?
Ultimatespider
Those clothes would look really good scattered over my hotel room!
Alpha Centauri
"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."
Hahahahahaha. I'm sure Ultimate Spider was thrilled.
-AC
Baylin
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no doubt especially when he realised I was a guy!
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Fearnix
hey baby,what do you say to a me,you and a tub of KY
Londonboy7
do U belive in love at first sight or should I walk by agein
Time Of Evil
If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
CherryPie
*licks finger and rubs your shirt*
lets get out of these wet clothes
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CherryPie
yeah you'd like that huh?
For guys: Lets play a game, Pearl Harbor where I just lay back and you blow the hell out of me!
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Ronny
Hey, whats up? kwasny
Time Of Evil
Cherry Pie you are filthy!
CherryPie
Nice ronny
is that it?
CherryPie
Nice ronny
is that it?
I can help you there
Time Of Evil
I'm not following.
Ronny
no then it goes on to... so... wanna make out or something
fuuuny
CherryPie
Or for guys
I got it from american pie2
I have an 11in pinis AROUND!
Alpha Centauri
"For guys: Lets play a game, Pearl Harbor where I just lay back and you blow the hell out of me!"
Jesus.
Next she'll be requesting to be attacked by seamen.
-AC
CherryPie
no i wont
I have naughty friends
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Arachnoidfreak
*uses index finger to call Cherry Pie over* I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
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Alpha Centauri
You've either never got laid or you get laid multiple times per day, judging by your levels of horniness. Just gets a bit cliche.
Off Topic, what is that in your sig? Obviously Xtina, but in what context? Is it a poster or something?
-AC
Arachnoidfreak
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
mwahaha
BloodBird
i ain't giving "him" no pick up line
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Mr Wiggles
hey, your not the prettiest guy here, hell, your not even pretty, but im the only one talking to you, arent i?
god! its so ****ing hard not to make fun of him
NicktheBassist
hey, the word of the day is legs, lets go over to my place and spread the word.
(not intended to sound, i was merely doing what the thread told me)
Arcane
best pick up line ever: Let's do it!
sniper
give me a kiss to build a dream on, and my imagination will build apon that kiss.
SlipknoT
Hey baby, better give me your number before I lose intrest
gefallen_engel
The only thing that looks good on you is me
Corran
Did you notice how dark it was last night? It's because there were less stars, it looks like the rest of them have fallen from the sky and are twinkling in your eyes.
CherryPie
Your place or mine
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Time Of Evil
Is your dad a terrorist, 'coz your da' bomb!
Alpha Centauri
That is possibly THE worst chat up line I've ever heard in my life.
Surely it would be marginally better to say "Are YOU a terrorist? Because you're gonna make me explode."
Do any of these work?
-AC
Time Of Evil
lol.
Here's another one.
What was it like when you fell.
Girl: what?
When you fell from heaven.
*Danii*
Have you got a mirror in your pocket, cos i can see myself in your pants
*Danii*
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great pick up line
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CherryPie
that was a great one danni
If i had a flower for every time I thought of you I would be walking in my garden forever
HAppy Valentines Day
*Danii*
Aw, that ones sweet. . .
If i could give you one thing itd be a flower, because the only thing more beautiful than it would be you
CherryPie
*hugs you*
I want to marry you now
I'm on fire can i run through your sprinkler?
*Danii*
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aww. that ones funny
CherryPie
Hi i'm doing a report on the finer things in life can I interview you?
speiderman
A red rose is a weak comparison for your beauty but heaven would be a better one.
Time Of Evil
Hey thats Ultimate spiders one.
*Danii*
When i first saw you i thought, If looks could kill, i think ive died and gone to heaven
speiderman
I will be your true one. I will give you everything you need.
*Danii*
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged
speiderman
May I have this dance?
*Danii*
Can I have your picture so i can show santa what i want for Christmas
speiderman
You would look cute sitting in my lap.
*Danii*
Are you tired from running through my mind all day?
CherryPie
hey do you have any over due library books cuz you got the word "fine" written all over you
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CherryPie
hi clovie *licks top lip*
Clovie
hi cherry
*lips down lip*
Gisele
Hi clovie
You'd look sexy with my wrapped around you"
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dark1365
"You look great with clothes on, so logically it would be even better with clothes off."
La Vierge
don't know if someone has ever said these before!!!!
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter!
HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today..
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.
dark1365
Man the female is so cruel.
If someone said that to me I would have given them a piece of my mind.
La Vierge
well, then she was not interested in u so u were wasting ur time.
dark1365
Still I would get REALLY pissed off if that was said to me.
Forget manners.
*Danii*
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they were funny!
dark1365
How could you think that was funny? That is so insulting! WTF, the female is so goddamn cruel.
*Danii*
I would never actually say that sort of thing personally but. . . aw, who am i kidding, im mean
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dark1365
You're not mean.
Don't ever say that kind of thing in real life though.
*Danii*
Why not?
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some people deserve it!
*Danii*
true, but im nice to you arent i?
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dark1365
Yeah you definitely are.
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dark1365
^(sig)Gwen Stephani sings with such an addictive voice. Love Angel Music Baby is so addictive for some disturbing reason.
CherryPie
do you have a quarter?
I'm going to call my mother and tell her I met the person I am going to marry
shocking
a1hsauce
^ if you were a tear, i wouldnt cry for fear of losing you
DavidLynchFan
Hey, you played lacrosse didn't you...I could tell by your arms...??
XIA
I only cost a dollar.
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edit: wow, what a thread stopper
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barbarossa
I have a dollar.
You changed your name!
XIA
yup
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barbarossa
Mwahahahahahahaha...... ha.
a1hsauce
wats xia stand for, are they greek letters
XIA
no, 11 asses
XI=11
A=Asses
a1hsauce
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u have a thing for asses
XIA
yup
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CherryPie
you must be the reason for global warming
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a1hsauce
if you were a cop id let you search me anytime
CherryPie
sure
were yo0u always this hot or did you have to work on it
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a1hsauce
ma'm are u lost, cause heavens a long way from here
CherryPie
yes
I love this one
If you were a door I'd bang you all day long
a1hsauce
forget doctor lets play gynocologest
Alpha Centauri
I'm surprised no one's said "You know what my favourite food is?.........Cherry Pie."
-AC
CherryPie
or the words from warrant
i love it
Clovie
how ya doin'? swank
a1hsauce
somebody better call God, i think he lost an angel
Da Moose
Hi, I like peanut butter. Wanna ****?
a1hsauce
moose have u heard of the other one... Nice shoes, wanna f***
Clovie
what's there? *points bedroom doors*
Da Moose
That's an odd one.
Do you always say: Moose have you heard of the other one BEFORE you use the pickup line? Seems a bit clumsy.
a1hsauce
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frickin dumbass
gefallen_engel
Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants
Miss_Faye
dammit! I was going to use that line lol....from the movie...blahs
*checks tag* just as i thoughhhtttt maddee in heavveeeeeeennn
a1hsauce
I must be a hunter, cause i just caught a fox
gefallen_engel
Can I have your phone number? I lost mine
CherryPie
I gave my freind beeny who likes guys the one about banging the door
he won't stop laughing
gefallen_engel
do you like pancakes or waffles
CherryPie
waffles (no syrup please
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)
a1hsauce
should i order breakfast now or tomrrow morning
CherryPie
sure that is if it reaches
I made a funny
gefallen_engel
Are your feet tired? because you've been running through my mind all night
a1hsauce
oh those are shoulder blades, i thought they were angel wings
CherryPie
you guys are all sweet
i need you all to be my slaves
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Arachnoidfreak
CherryPie, I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
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