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So it's just like say something sexy to the person above but pick up lines ok

You go and I bet this wont go very far

but hey, my Marry me thread went far so Ya never know

hey cutie, walk that sexy little ass over here

Hmmm.....
I dunno really.

you bad fear

I like it

I wish you were a door so I can bang you all day long

take that

nice shoes wanna f***

So how many Orgasum's do you want?

alot

too many to count

Taft that was so not good

that wwas awseome

Hey I lost my dog can you help me find him, i think he went into this motel room

my love for you is like diarrhia, it just wont stop

nice top, it'll look better on the floor (old... so old)

F'uck me if I'm worng but is your name mike?

Is that a hole in your tights or a stairwy to heaven

quick aa snake just bit the end of my penis, you bettter suck the poison out

i lost my bra, can i borrow yours

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

do you know what i really wanna find in a girl ?

Me

my favorite pick up line is ...

...............
...............................


I'm batman batman

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

What time do you want me to set the alarm for?

If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?

I have a 12" inch peins

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

i would just love to eat your pussy

umm.. thats gotta be jelly cuz jam dont shake like 'dat?..

*beckons with finger* hey sweetie if I can make you come by wiggling my finger just imagine what I can do with my c**k....

Nice legs you got there. What time do they open?

Hey, you look drunk, lets go ****

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven i mean...

here take this

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

That only works when you wrapped your penis in ribbon though.

HE: Pick a number between 1 and 10

SHE: 8

HE: Wrong answer! Take your clothes off!

for a stoner you have a good memory

About two days.. partytime

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Its really hot in here, wanna take some clothes off?

Those clothes would look really good scattered over my hotel room!

"Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus."

Hahahahahaha. I'm sure Ultimate Spider was thrilled.

-AC

no doubt especially when he realised I was a guy!

hey baby,what do you say to a me,you and a tub of KY

do U belive in love at first sight or should I walk by agein

If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

*licks finger and rubs your shirt*

lets get out of these wet clothes

droolio

yeah you'd like that huh?



For guys: Lets play a game, Pearl Harbor where I just lay back and you blow the hell out of me!

Hey, whats up? kwasny

Cherry Pie you are filthy!

Nice ronny

is that it?

Nice ronny

is that it?

I can help you there

I'm not following.

no then it goes on to... so... wanna make out or something

fuuuny

Or for guys

I got it from american pie2

I have an 11in pinis AROUND!

"For guys: Lets play a game, Pearl Harbor where I just lay back and you blow the hell out of me!"

Jesus.

Next she'll be requesting to be attacked by seamen.

-AC

no i wont

I have naughty friends

*uses index finger to call Cherry Pie over* I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

You've either never got laid or you get laid multiple times per day, judging by your levels of horniness. Just gets a bit cliche.

Off Topic, what is that in your sig? Obviously Xtina, but in what context? Is it a poster or something?

-AC

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

mwahaha

i ain't giving "him" no pick up line

hey, your not the prettiest guy here, hell, your not even pretty, but im the only one talking to you, arent i?

god! its so ****ing hard not to make fun of him

hey, the word of the day is legs, lets go over to my place and spread the word.
(not intended to sound, i was merely doing what the thread told me)

best pick up line ever: Let's do it!

give me a kiss to build a dream on, and my imagination will build apon that kiss.

Nick's is good.

Hey baby, better give me your number before I lose intrest

The only thing that looks good on you is me

Did you notice how dark it was last night? It's because there were less stars, it looks like the rest of them have fallen from the sky and are twinkling in your eyes.

Your place or mine

Is your dad a terrorist, 'coz your da' bomb!

That is possibly THE worst chat up line I've ever heard in my life.

Surely it would be marginally better to say "Are YOU a terrorist? Because you're gonna make me explode."

Do any of these work?

-AC

lol.

Here's another one.

What was it like when you fell.

Girl: what?

When you fell from heaven.

Have you got a mirror in your pocket, cos i can see myself in your pants

great pick up line

that was a great one danni

If i had a flower for every time I thought of you I would be walking in my garden forever

HAppy Valentines Day

Aw, that ones sweet. . .

If i could give you one thing itd be a flower, because the only thing more beautiful than it would be you

*hugs you*

I want to marry you now

I'm on fire can i run through your sprinkler?

aww. that ones funny

Hi i'm doing a report on the finer things in life can I interview you?

A red rose is a weak comparison for your beauty but heaven would be a better one.

Hey thats Ultimate spiders one.

When i first saw you i thought, If looks could kill, i think ive died and gone to heaven

I will be your true one. I will give you everything you need.

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged

May I have this dance?

Can I have your picture so i can show santa what i want for Christmas

You would look cute sitting in my lap.

Are you tired from running through my mind all day?

hey do you have any over due library books cuz you got the word "fine" written all over you

hello eyes

hi clovie *licks top lip*

hi cherry
*lips down lip*

Hi clovie
You'd look sexy with my wrapped around you"

"You look great with clothes on, so logically it would be even better with clothes off."

don't know if someone has ever said these before!!!!


HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.


HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
time.


HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.


HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter!


HE: Your body is like a temple
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today..


HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.

Man the female is so cruel.

If someone said that to me I would have given them a piece of my mind.

well, then she was not interested in u so u were wasting ur time.

Still I would get REALLY pissed off if that was said to me.
Forget manners.

they were funny!

How could you think that was funny? That is so insulting! WTF, the female is so goddamn cruel.

I would never actually say that sort of thing personally but. . . aw, who am i kidding, im mean

You're not mean.

Don't ever say that kind of thing in real life though.

Why not? some people deserve it!

A lot don't!

true, but im nice to you arent i?

Yeah you definitely are.

^(sig)Gwen Stephani sings with such an addictive voice. Love Angel Music Baby is so addictive for some disturbing reason.

Indeed

very addictive

do you have a quarter?

I'm going to call my mother and tell her I met the person I am going to marry

shocking

^ if you were a tear, i wouldnt cry for fear of losing you

Hey, you played lacrosse didn't you...I could tell by your arms...??

I only cost a dollar.
edit: wow, what a thread stopper

I have a dollar.

You changed your name!

yup

Mwahahahahahahaha...... ha.

wats xia stand for, are they greek letters

no, 11 asses
XI=11
A=Asses

u have a thing for asses

yup

you must be the reason for global warming

if you were a cop id let you search me anytime

sure

were yo0u always this hot or did you have to work on it

ma'm are u lost, cause heavens a long way from here

yes

I love this one

If you were a door I'd bang you all day long

forget doctor lets play gynocologest

you wish

I'm surprised no one's said "You know what my favourite food is?.........Cherry Pie."

-AC

lol

or the words from warrant

i love it

how ya doin'? swank

somebody better call God, i think he lost an angel

Hi, I like peanut butter. Wanna ****?

moose have u heard of the other one... Nice shoes, wanna f***

what's there? *points bedroom doors*

That's an odd one.

Do you always say: Moose have you heard of the other one BEFORE you use the pickup line? Seems a bit clumsy.

frickin dumbass

Is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants

dammit! I was going to use that line lol....from the movie...blahs

*checks tag* just as i thoughhhtttt maddee in heavveeeeeeennn

I must be a hunter, cause i just caught a fox

Can I have your phone number? I lost mine

I gave my freind beeny who likes guys the one about banging the door

he won't stop laughing

do you like pancakes or waffles

waffles (no syrup please )

should i order breakfast now or tomrrow morning

sure that is if it reaches

I made a funny

Are your feet tired? because you've been running through my mind all night

oh those are shoulder blades, i thought they were angel wings

you guys are all sweet

i need you all to be my slaves

CherryPie, I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.