Butt Scratching...

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Morning_Glory
there is this guy that I work with .... randomly through out the 8 hour shift he will stand up and start scratching his butt at his little cubical desk...

I dont mean lightly scratching..he is digging deep into the crack scratching.. maybe looking for something...

it really bugs me... miffed

Phoenix Aska
laughing

Is his cubicle near your's?

Morning_Glory
sort of ... thats why it bugs me so much

Phoenix Aska
yeah it would bug me if some guy did that and worked right next to me...

thanks for the laugh MG..I needed that...

Ronny
ewwww messed

Morning_Glory
no expression


in about 5 mins he will be standing up to do it again roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ronny
laughing out loud wow... why dont you hand him preperation h

BlackC@t
Urgh! sick

KillTheLight
we know your excited really.... eek!

BackFire
most guys do this, they just hide it. What can I say? It itches in there sometimes.

Morning_Glory
but in public - is it really necessary for all the people I work to see this

I mean this is a constant thing for him to do - almost like a natural human twich

Phoenix Aska
I guess he doesn't find it offending to anyone...

BlackC@t
I think I'm gonna' spew! sick

BackFire
Maybe he hasn't discovered toilet paper.

Morning_Glory
i dont want to even think about what is going on down yonder there with him

the guy is like 50 -- he should know his manners by now


ugh!

BlackC@t
The most disgusting thing is when guys grab thier crotches sick

BackFire
But it's so much fun.

Morning_Glory
yea ... sometimes - this guy is scratching his crotch area too...

not as bad as the butt scratching... sad

charmedFairy
hehno expression..thats ..nice

BlackC@t
Sweety, no no

Morning_Glory
i hate it when guys scratch their crotches a lot - its annoying!!

Phoenix Aska
I scratch my crotch..but not in public like that guy would do and probably not as much!

It's not really fun but it feels good...

Morning_Glory
ugh! sick I dont want to know...

Neo_Version 7
For me, its not so much as a scratch as it is an adjustment.

Morning_Glory
roll eyes (sarcastic)

I guess I wouldnt understand

Phoenix Aska
laughing

Ironman
ok im sorry but crotch grabbing wwe arnt grabbing were scratching we cant help it. but the whole dude and the dingle berri digging is sick man. tell him to go wipe his ass

Morning_Glory
Im not telling him anything sick I just couldnt embarrasment

dark1365
Slip him a note.

Morning_Glory
No

charmedFairy
laughing out loudslip him a note...and tell him whatlaughing out loud

dark1365
Don't say who it's from.

Phoenix Aska
I guess he was thinking of like saying "dude, stop scratching your ass like that it's disturbing!"

Morning_Glory
i doubt he would stop -- because he scratches like it is a bodily function

Phoenix Aska
is that as bad as picking your nose in public?

I can't decide...

Morning_Glory
just as bad ... sick yukkk

dark1365
AN ANONYMOUS NOTE!!!!

Morning_Glory
no

dark1365
why not???? What the f**k?

charmedFairy
i knowlaughing out loudbut the thout of slipping a guy a not telling him to stop scratching his butt is hilariouslaughing out loud......or maybi its just meno expressionembarrasment

Morning_Glory
Im not slipping some 50 yr old guy a note - to tell him to stop digging in his crack! laughing out loud

anyways....

dark1365
......
Well don't watch then....

A4E
lol how interesting

Ironman
say hey ass scratcher quit scratchin your ass

Morning_Glory
Im trying not to watch - but its just THERE

i dont stare - but its out of the corner of my eye .. ugh!

A4E
lol i know the feeling the other day wehn i was flying back from hong kong in the airport the guy who sells the tickets had this huge bugger in his nose i just couldnt stop staring at it lol

Morning_Glory
o gross

take me with you to hong kong

dark1365
...What the f**k?

charmedFairy
laughing out loudexactly..

dark1365
Yes!

A4E
lol it was and sure!!

dark1365
What the heck?

A4E
wu??

charmedFairy
bunny

dark1365
Haha funny smilie...

A4E
LOL yeah

Morning_Glory
badger

dark1365
So what are you going to do about the butt scratcher dude?

STYX Chick
hysterical OMG! That's so f**king funny!!!!! laughing out loud OMG XD I can't stop laughing...Just the thought of some random dude doing that... eek! That's hysterical!

dark1365
Haha....

Morning_Glory
no expression

blink

STYX Chick
I have a weird sense of humor embarrasment bag

dark1365
Yes I figured.

Ironman
a thanka you *bows* or tell him to wipe his ass jesus or run up and jackass kick him. *jackass kick is when you run up and kickem in the balls*

Morning_Glory
No

Ironman
yes

Morning_Glory
No

Phoenix Aska
Dark it's just one of those things where it just catches your attention and you look...

charmedFairy
you cant avoid a butt scratacher no

Phoenix Aska
exactly...you just look at it and think about how gross it is...

R0B
Why is it digusting?

charmedFairy
right.........................no expression

Lost
People have itchy butts. They can't help but not scratch their butt. I mean they have no life anyways.

Ironman
why are you looking at a 50 year od scratchin his glootius maxiums anyway (ahhahahahaha jebus glootius maximus) yes tell him muhahahaha.

charmedFairy
next time he tries to sratch it, taze himwink

Morning_Glory
you dont understand - his cubicle is about 2 feet away from mine.. blink

i cant help but see all this action out of the corner of my eye...

banbored

Morning_Glory
taze him? what does Taze mean? blink no expression

Phoenix Aska
she means with like a tazer!

Morning_Glory
tazer?? huh huh

R0B
Nipple tazers?

Because I can
It's an eletric shock thingy.... they really hurt.... i think, ive only seen it on Jackass

R0B
Yeah and you can put them on your nipples as well

Because I can
OoooOOoo that would hurt soo much! ouCH

Morning_Glory
OOOOO - ok... I dont have one of those ,...

I have some pepper spray - and a bag of dorritos...

R0B
Ive shocked my nipples with 800000000 watts before

Because I can
well, ur just plain stupid, now aren't u...

Pepper spray? well, i have a pocket knife(not mine, i sorta took it from me dad, but stick out tongue ) not much use.... spray his eyes so he'll concentrate on rubbing that more, or scratching

Morning_Glory
your stupid miffed



wtf

Because I can
stick out tongue just doin my job stick out tongue

R0B
One time a girl got mad at me because I spilled water on her white shirt, so she slammed me onto a pile of thumbtacks. Cool isnt it

Morning_Glory
a guy threw water on my shirt once - it made me cry cry

R0B
I know, its fun to do that...

Morning_Glory
to make girls cry or to throw water on their shirt - and see their nipples get hard??

blink

Phoenix Aska
why did it make you cry?

Morning_Glory
PA nevermind roll eyes (sarcastic)

R0B
Throw water on their shirt

Morning_Glory
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Because I can
its just plain mean sad

R0B
Not really, its not like it hurts you or anything

Morning_Glory
i know blink

R0B
I know a hoe?

Ou Be Low hoo
See their nipples get hard...but I have tricks other than water that can do that.

Morning_Glory
i know rake

R0B
Can you pull a rooster out of your hat?

Morning_Glory
Ou Be you dont have any tricks

Because I can
dots

R0B
Can he pull a rooster out of his hat?

SaTsuJiN
ew lol.. sick you should recommend soap and water to him

Ironman
cattle prod is to taze as fat 50 yar old is to scratchthe crack

Ou Be Low hoo
No, but I can pull a cock out of my...

Ou Be Low hoo
Baby, I got moves that don't even have names yet...

Morning_Glory
No

R0B
A cock is in the species of birds so logically, you would be a farmer or something

Morning_Glory
yawn

Ou Be Low hoo
Good come-back! Makes absolutely no sense and completely forgets about ornithologists...

MG...YES. OH. YES. OH. YES.

R0B
Come-back? I didnt do anything of the sort. Im basically stating the obvious

Morning_Glory
how many times do i have to report Ou Be....

Ou Be Low hoo
WHAT? Thinking that I'm a farmer, so I must keep cocks in my.... -?

R0B
In your barn?

Because I can
lol

keep em where they belong

R0B
Can I let the nipples out every once in a while?

Morning_Glory
yes

charmedFairy
roll eyes (sarcastic) sleep

R0B
cool I have nipple freedome

Morning_Glory
sleeping yawn

butt scratching is suppose to be exciting eek!

R0B
Boring

charmedFairy
just write a complaint against his ass

Morning_Glory
sorry ... I just wanted to tell you all about this guy that I work with that is digging in his crack all the time

Ou Be Low hoo
What have I done now?!?!?!?!?!?

R0B
Disturbed the gorillas?

Morning_Glory
Im not a gorrilla

R0B
I never said you was

Ou Be Low hoo
Did you report me for typing "YES. OH. YES. OH. YES" in response to your "No"!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Oh dear...

Morning_Glory
i didnt report you.... shesh

Ou Be Low hoo
Maybe not today...but on Thursday you reported me for saying this:



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning_Glory
i didnt report you with that saying.... wtf

Ou Be Low hoo
Maybe this, then:



Is that it?

charmedFairy
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Morning_Glory
blink

Ou Be Low hoo
Then what post did you report? Following on from that last one, you posted this:



...Then I got a strange little PM from some mod by the name of Paola saying this:



I don't understand...I don't understand...

Ironman
umm ou beallooo hooo hooo dude you spam so much its not even funny, and i am only going to say this twice or once i havnt decided how is ass scratching so enteraining look at this thread its friggin has like 200 posts

Ou Be Low hoo
Ass calling, Ironman...Come in, please...Ass calling, Ironman...Come in, please...

The powers that be previously informed me that there is no such thing as spam in THE OFF-TOPIC FORUM, just as long as you don't try to get people to buy stuff or advertise...

Thanks for coming out, now return home.

Ironman
oh your a big man now you can talk smack over the internet

Ou Be Low hoo
I can talk jive, mofo...you wanna talk jive with me and party like a pull-over in a trouser store? I can do that, Jack. I can talk jive, maaaaan. I got style coming out my ears, yo.

Anyway, dear rusty...it was you, sir, not I, sir, that decided to degrade this shiny forum with gutter thoughts and naughty 'smack-smack- talking...If you dance the dance, you should realise that 2 left-feet ain't gonna get you grooooooooooooooooooooooovin. I accept your apology by default.

Ironman
that post just showed your ignorence. congragulantions your a complete retard maybe you should go and plug in your hooked on phonics and your leap frog pads and start cracking down on your studying.

dark1365
Yeah, he's just being stupid/obnoxious, Ironman. Ignore him. Ou Be's one of those people who makes fun of others and revels in it.

Morning_Glory
Ou Be is so annoying...banbored

dark1365
Tell us something we don't know.

Morning_Glory
chickens have feathers embarrasment

dark1365
What the f**k?

WindDancer
Ou Be Low hoo take some days off the board.

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