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so this afternoon, im taking a nap on the bed and up comes one of these feline ginger fuzzballs I have running around the house. It placed itself right on my left arm as to sit comfortably in the niche between my arm and my torso. i dont know how much time went by but it was a lot. i didnt move a muscle to accomodate this cat.
Finally i am fed up with it, and remove it with my right hand, and as i turn to my right, i lift the blanket with my left hand (the one the cat was sitting on) to re-cover myself. Suddenly i felt a big.......SMACK in the face and spent a whole minute holding my head. It was as if someone just punched me !
Next thing i feel, is the pins and needles in my left arm ; the blood was re-entering circulation. I am currently with a slight bump and bruise on my face.
But i cant stop thinking how damn heavy the hand is when you have no control of it. Its like 5 kilos ...........but Smacked in the face !

ouch

Shrink evaluation may be needed at this point.

-AC

Nope.JMwallbash

Only once....it was a dare.....

Any old excuse WD!

lol well i did it by acident and i also poked my eye with a fork

Ever punched yourself in the face ?


I DID AND IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTT AGAIN

OUCH

lol my history teacher freshman year hit herself in the forehead with a block of wood then said "owwie that hurt more then i thought it would"

lol

owwie

lol

got hes ass kicked by cat

that cat must be huge

it was 'a fat cat' !
wish it got the hit !

and wtf does alpha cantauri mean by the shrink evaluation ? should i remove my arms before i lie down ?

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Goh....your a dumbass....j/k......doh

THE TIMES THAT I HAVE SPEND IN KMC WERE THE TIME\S I WOULD NEVER FORGET...........................DEATH IS INEVITABLE

LOGGING OUT

What??? Your a senior member registered in Jan. 2005. Howd you do that?

Magic

I BELIEVED


LOGGING OUT

I smack myself in the face all the time....and I trip and hit my balls even more often!

Balls?????
Magic?????
Logging out??????
Drunk???????

No, but i have kneed myself in the forehead

I've punched someone else in the face...but not myself. Although I have ran into walls too many times.

I always run into walls!!!

I think Senior Member comes with how old you are...

I never would of thought of that.

Is there any proof?

Nope. Ask Raz?

Ok sure.

Ontopic, I can kick myself in the head!

I can kick my back with my leg.

damn you guys are getting into some deliberate action on yourselves ;

i'm thinking that this punch i've got must have been an act of God.....
" No More pussy on your bed ! "