McGuyver versus Batman

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hoorayforpeepee
oh yes, i went there.

long pig
i was going to make this yesterday...but i decided not to cuz its stupid...we all know mcguyver would own batman

grey fox
yeah he'd make a atom bomb out a peice of string a carbord box and a glue stick tie it to batman and detonate it

NoFate007
But if you're talking about the old cheesy Batman, he would pull "Anti-Atomic Bomb Spray" out of his utility belt. So we're at a draw with tha one.

Swanky-Tuna
MacGyver would know that "anti" sprays are counteracted by a mixture of common soil and a sneeze.

Next Venom_girl
McGuyver doesn't even need more then 30 seconds of prep to create said atomic bomb out of card board and string.

snoopdogg
Batman is Mcgyver and Jean-Claude Van-Damm mixed in one.

RayIsGay
you need to find something to do with your lives...

Swanky-Tuna
Originally posted by snoopdogg
Batman is Mcgyver and Jean-Claude Van-Damm mixed in one.
Having Jean Claude Van Damm in you only means are forced to be mild mannered until your friend and/or brother gets beat down.

mdbull73
One well timed kick to MacGyver's temple ends it all.

Dizzle
One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.

And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.

EvilCap America
Originally posted by Dizzle
One lightspeed projectile (paperclip) launched by the ultimate Earthly weapon, (big rubberband, 3 twigs, several coconuts, and a drinking straw... All of this employs the natural properties of Earth's magnetic fields for increased velocity, of course) to Batman's temple kills him before he can get said kick in.

And Bruce would kick Van Damm's ass. And his crippled brother's too.

Yes hee beats Bats for now but mankind will not be satisfied they build bigger rubberbands and BIGGER twigs until one day they make a paperclip launcher so big it will DESTROY THEIR ENTIRE RACE MUAHAHA!

Yeah Van Damme loses to Bats too heck Rob Van Damme would beat JCVD

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