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share your favorite quotes, here are a few of mine,

"Only when we are no longer afraid do we begin to live."

"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom."

"Liberty, equality - bad principles! The only true principle for humanity is justice; and justice to the feeble is protection and kindness."

Fear not that your life will someday end. Fear only that you do
nothing with it.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny

If a man hasn't found anything he will die for.. he isn't fit to live''

The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others
how much they love them while they're alive

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared
to what lies within us.

What consumes your mind, controls your life

The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see,
and knows what the mind cannot understand.

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.

Belief is truth held in the mind; faith is a fire in the heart.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France,
we shall fight on the seas and oceans,
we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air,
we shall defend our Island,
whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches,
we shall fight on the landing grounds,
we shall fight in the fields and in the streets,
we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender,!

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil,
but because of those who look on and do nothing.

Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway

Evil will forever reign over good, for the peccable,
weak souls of today's youth are for more intelligent
than any of us will ever be."

We know more about war that we know about peace, more about
killing than we know about living."

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams

I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you're only going to kill a man.

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron

nice quotes

victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory,
there is no survival.

there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the
imagination of ourselves.

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails,
and then asks you not to kill him.

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so
vulnerable. It opens your chest and it oepns up your heart and it
means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build
up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that
nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from
any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give
them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb
one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your
own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you
out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like
'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter
working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the
imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real
gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I can
And the wisdom to know the difference.

What good fortune for governments that the people do not think."

"Kids are smart. You know why? I don't know a kid with a full time job or kids. These kids are fast man, they're quick."

"What do athiests scream when they come?"

"The US funds the production of more Stealth Bombers. STEALTH Bombers. The invisible fighter jet. I guess to protect us against these invisible countries that threaten us every f*ckin' day. Our government spends so much time convincing us of threats, how does it feel to know WE are the evil empire?"

All by Bill Hicks.

-AC

how can i hate women? my moms one

david brent(the office)

The drive of the Rockefellers and their allies is to create a one-world government combining supercapitalism and Communism under the same tent, all under their control.... Do I mean conspiracy? Yes I do. I am convinced there is such a plot, international in scope, generations old in planning, and incredibly evil in intent."

I have not failed Ive only found athousand ways that dont work
-Thomas Edison

Its something like that

save a tree eat a beaver

dean7879 try posting once instead of filling the page with 1 line quotes.
Thank you.
In giving advice, seek to help, not please, your friend.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

try worrying about your own problems..which i imagine you have loads
does it matter to you that i post 1 line qoutes?
is it hurting you?
heres my advice to you..........chill out

What movie is this from. I know it but i just can't *F$*@$!G remember

When theres no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth...

Just makes me think.

"nothing is as overrated as a bad f*ck
and nothing is as underrated as a good s*it"

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on

"Life is one challenge that you will never get out of alive"

Marge - "Homer you'll kill us all!!"
Homer- "Or die trying!"

I like ones like this: "Nothering says gold" (the outsiders) and "Cry and the world crys with you!"Lame but I still like them.JM

i like this quote by Bill Bailey

"Im a post-modern vegetarian, I eat meat ironically"

sooooo funny

"the laminated book of dreams"

"We all can't do great things, but we can do small things with great love."

"Nothings far when you want to get there."

Before you borrow money from a friend, decide which you need more.

"its always in the last place you look" well duh why would you carry on searching after you had already found it

Our life is what our thoughts make it.

"Give me a museum and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)

"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'."
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
- George Burns (1896-1996)


"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves."
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951)

Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge wave of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars; and they pass by themselves without wondering.

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

What poison is to food, self pity is to life.

Buttered Toast -Ed

Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.

"We now know that the human animal is characterized by two great fears that other animals are protected from: the fear of life and the fear of death... Heidegger brought these fears to the center of his existential philosophy. He argued that the basic anxiety of humanity is anxiety about being-in-the-world, as well as anxiety of being-in-the-world. That is, both fear of death and fear of life, of experience and individuation."

"Gravy!"

Your not a good seamen if you've only sailed on calm waters.

"CHICKEN!"

a closed mouth gathers no feet.

"My dad has a shovel"

"Get to work you nincompoop!!!!!!"

"My wish is my lunch"

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer Simpson

Peter: "Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'"
Brian: "Peter, those are Cheerios."

"I'll help If i give you a quarter"

OK this might be wrong....
Its from American Dad
*son,dad,and hillary duff are in house. Hillary is sitting with son steve and steves dad behind her*
* sister walks in*

sister-"Dad what is Hillary Duff doing in our house?"
dad-"Hillary is here of her own free will"*holds gun to her head*
steve-"Hillary pass the salt"
dad-"pass him the salt" *pokes her with gun*
*passes salt*
Sister-"Dad you just cant go abducting people because your CIA!"
*Hillary runs out of house*
dad-"Hillary look out for the mines!!!!!!!" *giant explosion is heard with a scream*
dad-"What did I say? What did I say?"
steve-"Look out for the mines"
dad-"I said look out for the mines"

PVS> "A perfectly sane pedophile...we have a new oxymoron."

pvs?

A member.

Meg: I think I'll just go upstairs and eat an entire box of peanuts!
*Silence*
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts!
*Runs upstairs*
Peter: Who was that guy?

DrumDude1167 has that on his sig. but its diferent

"Stewie from family guy: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total *****."

Peter Griffin- Y2K? What are you trying to sell me chicken or sex jelly?

I think this one is wrong...

Peter Griffin-OH MY GOD!! Silly rabbit trix are for kids...damn long-eared freak trying to take easter away from Jesus.....

Stewie Griffin- Hey!...........shut up....

Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

Peter: I drift in and out.

Gonzo: I dont wanna be alone!!!!!!!!
Rizzo: You're not alone.
Gonzo: Who Said That ?
Rizzo: Gee, I dont know, Maybe it's the little helpless mouse thats hanging outside the window!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonzo: Rizzo Is That You?
Rizzo: No. It's Santa!

"Captured by crazed wild boars and about to be sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar"

"Are we lucky or what?"

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *koolaid man walks in** OH YEAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, Ed...
"My mum sez not to pick my belly button."
Not my favourite quote of his but you took the other ones... what else does he say?

Dud i saw that episode it was hilarious!!!








Umm lemme think.....

Pet the chicken! pet the chicken!! uhhh.. this stupid bird stole a quarter from me flew away with it...!!!!!!!

Umm lemme think.....

Pet the chicken! pet the chicken!! uhhh.. this stupid bird stole a quarter from me flew away with it...!!!!!!!

I was thinking of that one! He's funny

Indeed.... a new one.....


"Mommy Sarah's fibbing!! I was in my happy place..."

and

Ed-*holds up map*Lets figure it out at my house. My mom has a stove
Eddy-My stove works fine Ed.

I don't remember them, maybe I ain't seen them

-Sonic X episode 52, "memories of the wind"

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i thought Sonic hated Amy.

a ship in harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are made for

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...............

Hi every1!

is that ur quote or are u jsut sayin hi?

Cortex: "Crash, with my mighty intellect, and your vacuous stupidity, we'll be unbeatible!"
vacuous - empty, void of nothing

can anybody help me out here?

one that really puzzles my mind is "a friend in need is a friend indeed"
and "revenge is a dish best served cold"

the best things in life are free
and
the only real reason for living is helping revolution

seriously, it has been a pasttime of sonic rejecting amy, and now he loves her. what is going on?!

I love the quote i said of " I got a stove" #hilarious#

mine is long. but i dont care.

"Listen to me. Our fathers were our models for god. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about god? You have to consider the possibility that god does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst that can happen. We dont need him. F.uck damnation, f.uck redemption, man. We are god's unwanted children? With no special place or purpose? So be it!"
- Tyler Durden || Fight Club

Im not understanding the words that are coming out of your mouth.....

i don't get the "i got a stove" one.......?

He who would sacrifice freedom for safety deserves neither.

"Dogs are colorblind, therefore, they cannot play twister"

MY OWN QUOTE

that is such an awesome quote...seriously

"I must get my little sister fudge, with lots of nuts." - Ed

You havent seen that one??
Its when they find the map in Eddys brothers room.Theyre looking for a way to solve it and ed says "Lets figure it out at my house. I got a stove."









I saw a couple of episodes and wrote 'em down:

Ed: Service is my middle toe!
Ow my fingernails, ow my skin!

Ed: Oh my liver! Oh my lasagna!
Edd: Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.
Ed: It isn't?

Ed: One plus one equals one on a bun.

Funny

"Sometimes it's appropriate to swear"-Peter Griffin.

-AC

lol

Did you get my package Mr. Anderson?? -Agent Smith

"You have a security number, pay your taxes and you....help your land lady carry out her garbage." LOL

ohhh.......
Position and pose starts by fanning your toes and placing your left foot right. -Ed

OK what are peoples fav quotes. Im a big fan of cool quotes, so if you've got any plz post!!

One of my favs is "Cold is like pain...it tells you you're alive"

Another - "Everytime i learn something, something old gets pushed out of my head. Like the time i drank alcohol and forgot how to drive"

Good quotes! and heres one i like "it depends on how your manners are,and how big your pocketbook is" and "she cant do that,shoot her or something!"

"ow i think you just pulled off my mole!"
"is it bleeding?"
"a little bit!"

"Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else."

"There are several things that cause monsters. The first is the glory of God."
- Ambroise Pare Animaux
Monstres et Prodiges

"Let my sword devour until it's thirst is quenched with blood and my enemies sleep forever."

"Names don' mean nuthin' t'me. Names don' makes us what we are inside. An' I know what's inside you chere... An' that's all that matters"
- Remy LeBeau
X-Men #24

Magneto: what do you plan to do with us creature and how long to you think I will let you live when I get free?

Apocalypse: hush child..even your feeble brain shall understand my plans in due time.


Apocalypse: you have traveled over 50 thousand years to stop me..when will you realize it can not be done?

Cable: I guess I'm a slow learner.

"I have not failed, I have just found 10,000 ways it won't work"- Thomas Edison (while trying to make the light bulb)

"while u live on ur knee's i'd rather die on my feet"- Mark Ashton (The Transplants)

Slade: alone again Robin, not to worry as long as I'm around..you are never alone (that a cool line...kinda gay..but cool)

my all time fav (bc I write)

"When once the itch if literature comes over a man, nothing can cure it but the scratching of a pen."
-Samuel Lover

"Much happiness is overlooked because it doesn't cost anything."

"Adopt the pace of nature - Her secret is patience."

"Any place we love becomes our world."

"Happiness is not always measured in smiles."

"Take into account great love and great achievement involve great risk" Ghandi I think..

"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again"Mary Pickford

Apocalyspe: I can not be hurt.

Archangel: he rises!!!!

Apocalypse: why do you fight me my angel? do you not realize their is no freedom from me..only freedom through me?

Archangle: I shoot these damn darts through you!

Originally posted by fowler
OK what are peoples fav quotes. Im a big fan of cool quotes, so if you've got any plz post!!

One of my favs is "Cold is like pain...it tells you you're alive"

Another - "Everytime i learn something, something old gets pushed out of my head. Like the time i drank alcohol and forgot how to drive"
I like that

Tell me, where do you go when your money's all gone?
When your friends are all gone? When your love is all gone?
No right turns, always seem to be wrong
All goes bad, it's so hard to be strong
It's an uphill battle I don't think I can win
I try to do right but I'm surrounded by sin
Say, he's a better man, don't compare me to him
I've climbed the highest tree, now I'm stuck on a limb

I look for guiding light, but the bulbs they all burned out
Got up to the door and the lights they all turned out
Said they couldn't teach me so I guess I'm all learned out
Saw my soul die, didn't fly, it just squirmed out
In the blink of an eye I turned my home to a house
I know what to say but no words will come out
My time's almost up, I don't have any doubts
I said my time is almost up and I don't have any doubts

-The Transplants

sometimes I need to remember just to breath sometimes I need you to stay away from me.

all these thoughts they make no sense I find fear and ignorance

"work is not always required. There is such a thing as sacred idleness"

~ George MacDonald

only the lonely die slowly

I shot in heaven, now I cry
No one lives forever, in fact we all die
From those who bust shots to those who stuff cops
To those who serve rocks on all the hard blocks

Every last soul must pay the last toll
In the dice game of life, who gets the last roll?
Is it the one with the suit? The one with the sack?
The one who hides behind his ****in' gun and his badge?
Negative outlook? Well that's how I'm livin'
And like he said, it's a wicked world we live in
It's a wicked world we live in

I'm wiggin out, flippin' out, hearts is what I'm rippin' out
I'm slippin' out, I'm dippin' out, killin's what I'm livin' out
Pick 'em, let me pick 'em out, spin and let me whip it out
Gat to your face with the f*ckin' bullets stickin' out
Missin' out, diss and bout, blood's what you're pissin' out
84 I'm Crazy Horse, shootin' up, I'm illin' out
Rippin' out, I'm trippin' out, different now, I'm pimpin' out
any color at my belt and ouch while they're clippin out
Criminal I'm hittin' out, in L.A. no gettin' out
2 1 3, pack your P, fly wicked style
Listen now, I'm sinnin' out, a 6-pack I'm sippin' out

-The Transplants

"sand is overrated it's just a bunch of pebbles and rocks"

~Jim Carey

"I am as far beyond mutants as they are beyond you...I am eternal!"

"i fight for a cause greaterthan Rome's or your understanding"

~Arthur

"My fairy lord, this must be done with haste,
For nights swift dragons cut the clouds full fast,
And yonder shines Aurora's harbinger;
At whose appraoch ghosts, wand'ring here and there,
Troop home to churchyards; damned spirits and all,
That in cross ways and floods have burial,
Already to their wormy beds are gone.
For lest day should look their shames upon,
They willfully themselves exile from light,
And must for aye consort with black-browned night."

-Billy Shakespeare
A Midsummer Night's Dream
Act III Scene ii

Piccolo: I am neither Kami nor Piccolo I am a Namek who has long since forgot his true name.

"feel the pain of the inferior beings as you burn in hell"

~Kratos/ Tales of Symphonia

me: sorry man im sticking to pineapples and english chicks.

"It's the car chicks dig the car"

"Mountains... heavy are the mountains, but that changes, with the passage of time.
Sky... blue sky. What your eyes can't see. What your eyes can see.
The Sun... one, only one.
Water... it is agreeable
Commander Ikari?
Flowers... So many the same. So many without purpose.
Sky... Sky of red. Red the color, the color I hate.
The liquid flows. It drips, ripples and pours.
Blood... scent of blood. Woman who does not bleed.
From the red soil the humans come.
Humans made by man and woman.
City... human creation.
Eva... A human creation as well.
What are humans?
Are they creations of God?
Humans that which is created by humans.
This that which is mine. My life, my heart.
I am vessels for my thoughts.
The entryplug. The throne of the soul.
Who is this? This is me.
Who am I? Who am I?
Who amI? Who am I?
I am I... this object that is, is myself. That which forms me. This is the self that can be seen and yet this is not like that which is myself.
A strange feeling. My body feels as if it is melting. I can no longer see myself. My form, my shape fades from view.
Awareness dreams of someone who is not me who is here, there, beyond me here?
Shinji? This person I know. Major Katsuragi... Doctor Akagi... people... my classmates. The pilot of unit 02.
Commander Ikari?
Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?

-Rey Ayanami
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Weaving a Story

"you claimed all this time you would die for me, why then are you so suprised when you hear your own Eulogy?"
-Maynard James Keenan

"to acend you must die, you must be crucified, for our sins and our lies. Good bye"

-actually from the same song as above...tee hee

Wolverine: (talking to Nightcrawler) those people out there wanna cut you up into little pieces..tell me peacher boy..what's god purpose in that?

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
-Homer Simpson

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
- W.C. Fields

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life- Terry Pratchett

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it- Terry Pratchett (again)

To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.

We're gonna make it on our own, we don't need anyone
Lord knows we don't need you- The Transplants

Peter Griffen: whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa..Lois this is not my Batman Glass.

"some say a comet will fall from the sky, followed my meteor showers and titlewaves, followed by phone lines that cannot sit still, followed by millions of dumb founded dipshits."

God i love tool

friend:"should i go out w/ her?"

me: "......What would jesus do?"

Peter griffin: "No way, if that sink is still dripping i will bet all my starwars figure, except boba fet, never risk the fet-man."

Connie : I don't want to raise my baby in a neighborhood with him (Quagmire)

Peter: Connie you've been pregnant for 6 years!

then.....the big chicken fight