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I'm applying for a job at a local store.

Any advice on writing out my application or in my interview?

lie

act like you are the best person for the job.. and that you are so excited to be there (even if you dont want to be there)

other words... be lame

act really cheesey

and LIE

little lies dont hurt anyone....

Lie in a harmless way.

no just plain LIE

don't chew gum
wear something nice
act polite
be on time
pay attention try and watch the guy or a girl or boss person
be casual
get plenty ofay before
no nose ring if you have one
stand up straight don't slouch
smile and be friendly

Thanks Aska

That's very helpful.

You others, I can't lie for the job, it's illegal.

Hold him at gunpoint and force him to let you work.

I lied to get the job I have now... I hate this job...

I'm unemployed.

so you have no money

its called lying professionally
alot of people do it to get good jobs
btw dont ever tell them you want work cause you want the money!!

good point-- if they ask why you want the job -- dont say cause you are broke or you really need the money... that doesnt look good...

i am applying for a job at the movie cinema at a mall near by

Is it actually illegal or is it because your too young?

free movies?

I would say make up some stuff and try to answear the questions the way he thinks you should answear them.JMshifty

actually if ur interview to be a car salesman the best thing you can say is I want to make alot of money, read it somewhere in an article once

First off, those who say "lie" are being silly.

May sure you keep eye contact when speaking, but don't stare. Don't go looking around the room when the person/people is/are speaking to you. When you walk into the room, don't sit down unless you're offered to and don't use alot of hand movement when you're speaking. Just be clear about what you're saying.

-AC