General Questions....

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Julie
Since people may be uncomfortable with asking religious ques...I thought a general ques thread was needed. I don't claim to be an expert on anything...err except maybe Star Wars books smile , but I am willing to try my hand at answering any ques I get....provided they're not too crazy (Yerssot, Tomacco, etc) roll eyes (sarcastic)

Texas
You shouldn't worry about making people uncomfortable around here, I sure as hell dont. evil face

OK, how do those motion detector flood light thingys work?
How does the motion detector detect motion? confused

ToMacco
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?

yerssot
How many roads must a man walk before he can call himself a man?

queeq
A real man drives a car. big grin

yerssot
nah, that would make me a man, so you are wrong queeq!

queeq
laughing out loud

I stand corrected. Start walking, waffle boy.

yerssot
walking? during holiday?
You must be Dutch to write something like that!

Gundark
Julie, you're just going to have to be here more often if you're going to keep up with this educational process you've set in motion.


Which I'm sure you will shortly regret doing. laughing out loud

queeq
And after that we can start having fun.

ToMacco
Nice Dylan reference, yers.

Gundark
I can sing just like Bob Dylan.

Because I can sing just like Tom Petty.

Ushgarak
Ok, Julie, here is a question:

You said once (I think) that you wanted to hear our opinions because we were very different people from the sort of people that are normally around you.

Having by now picked up a fair amount of different opinions... what do you think of it all?

finti
she rather not big grin

ToMacco
She probably killed herself because we're a bunch of smart asses.

finti
...and To

yerssot
laughing out loud
I was just going to say the same thing

Julie
Actually, I was doing homework yesterday....
I'll start with Ush's question: Wow you have a good memory. Yes, you are a lot different than the people I'm normally around. Honestly, I enjoy posting here...I would love it if everybody believed in the same things I believe, but then, there would be no interesting questions and discussions. I haven't picked up too many opinions because I don't post that often in the general section....All Star Wars for me smile

How do motion detectors work...I have no idea....some kind of sensor...which I don't know how it works. The light one probably senses a certain amout of light to shut off, when it falls below a certain amout of light, it'll turn back on....I can't expalin any further than that because I don't usually work with lights

Ushgarak
Thank you Julie. Can YOU sing, by the way?

phinney6
why do you want to know.....Ush

yerssot
ok... a new question...

what's the meaning of life big grin

phinney6
The meaning of life is.......alcohol

yerssot
smile good answer smile
Let's celebrate that with .... water big grin

Gundark
Well according to Lex Luthor the secrets to the universe are on a chewing gum wrapper.

LanceWindu
I have a new question for you Julie.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

yerssot
48975134874218089 kilos, why?

LanceWindu
Really? Cool

j/k

LanceWindu
BTW the real answer is:

If a woodchuck would chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would.

finti
roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic) how many times have you posted this one Lance?

LanceWindu
That's the only time.

yerssot
ToMacco posted it once I think

Julie
Ush, I can sing, but how well is a matter of opinion wink
Lance, if I were a woodchuck, I'd chuck wood at you big grin
And as for the meaning of life ...that's getting back into religion...so I'll answer it on the other thread.

Ushgarak
Ok...

7-Up or Sprite?

Texas
Sprite, cause 7UP tastes like Alka-Seltzer roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing out loud

LanceWindu
Sprite is the best out of all the lemon-lime's.

Have you ever noticed that it always tastes better out of the bottle too?

Texas
It tastes horrible when it's hot though!

Gundark
I like 7up but I prefer ginger ale out of all of them.

LanceWindu
Ale is alright.

What abour Fresca?

Gundark
I like fresca too.

How about wink ?

LanceWindu
Wink? Never heard of it

Gundark
No kidding ? I guess its a northeast thing. Its cloudy like fresca, but a little more limey.

LanceWindu
Hmm, one thing I like about Fresca is that it's different than the usual citrus drink. Grapefruits are good.

Gundark
Well then you'd like wink. Remember Squirt ? That might have been before your time.

LanceWindu
I remember Squirt.

I also like just about any type of orange soda. The best is Slice

finti
They named a soda squirt? christ who produced it the porn industry?

LanceWindu
They shoulda named it 'The Money Shot'

Julie
roll eyes (sarcastic) ...I'd go with sprite

Ushgarak
Ah, a board full of Sprite lovers... good good good...

Ok, Julie, your house is on fire, you can only take one thing out. What is it?

(And if you say 'the fire' I will shoot you)

LanceWindu
I'd have to say the computer!

yerssot
tempting as it is to say "the fire"
errrr... can't choose right away, nothing in the house is that important to me, I'm going to miss it but that would be all

finti
the house

yerssot
laughing out loud

STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRIKE!

Ushgarak
Stirike? Is that some weird Belgian thing you'd take out of your house, Yerss?

yerssot
have you ever heared of a sane Belgian thing?

still don't know what to take outside, by the time I know what, I'm probably turned into ashes

Gundark
My dogs.

finti
guess they find theyr own way out Gundy most pets would. Except turtles and fish big grin

LanceWindu
I'd leave food in their, so then once everything is burned down the steaks would be well done.

yerssot
well, technically the turtle would find his way out... someday

LanceWindu
It would be dead before it would get out of the room it started in.

yerssot
yes, but it did tried to get out

LanceWindu
And the bravery award goe to...Mr. Turtle

yerssot
...but since he died in the fire, I would have to accept the award and the brandnew car big grin

LanceWindu
Only if you promise to take me and To chick hunting with the convertible.

yerssot
ok, I know some nice chickens just down the street big grin

LanceWindu
Let me rephrase that.

How about you, me, and ToMacco go cruising for hot women

yerssot
hot women?
you know, it would be noble to cool them down a bit then, what if they're going to melt?

LanceWindu
I could cool them down with a nice skinny dip in the lake.

yerssot
well, I hope you can swim then!

LanceWindu
I sure can

yerssot
Curse that evil Lance!
He's always one step ahead of me!

LanceWindu
You know it!

Gundark
Around here when guys go out hunting women, they call it going out "catting".

And the bars where the heaviest catting takes place are called "meat markets".

God I'm glad I don't have to date anymore....

yerssot
Join us tomorrow for yet an exciting new episode of Gundark and English wink

Gundark
Tomorrow's show :

More stupid customs of southcentral Pennsylvania !

yerssot
*runs to a nearby shop in order to buy new tapes to record the show*

How many episodes will there be?

Gundark
This show can run forever. Trust me.

yerssot
*runs to the shop again*
yeah, I'm definitly going to need more tapes!

Julie
Gundark....why don't you have to date anymore?...are you married?

Ushgarak
Hang on... you haven't answered my question, Julie!

(Cries)

LanceWindu
Now look what you did Julie!

yerssot
Now we have to congratulate you!

Gundark
*puts arm around Ush*

yerssot, you're going to get a waffle up your ass for that.

wink

No, I'm not married Julie - although I was a long time ago. I was divorced in 1988 (no kids) and have been with Tommy for nearly 12 years (no kids). We got engaged in 1998. I'm 38 years old. What I meant was I'm glad I don't have to do that "dating thing" anymore. Past all that now. But at least I can look back and have a few good laughs. What was I thinking ??? *smacks forehead* laughing out loud

finti
smacks Gundys forehead too big grin evil face
What were you thinking Gun wink

Gundark
Especially with that guy Leon....*smacks forehead again*

yerssot
but if you put a waffle there you can't eat it!

finti
smack!!!!!

yerssot
Stop hitting Gundy!

Take a sledgehammer for that!

finti
no thanks I have my own hammer on the back of the viking battle axe, and i only hit men and Belgians with it evil face evil face big grin

yerssot
well, I'm not a male nor a Belgian

mah
a dutch girl?

yerssot
hmmm... nah...

perhaps an American one big grin

queeq
Nah, way too ugly for that.

yerssot
hey! don't insult american girls like that!

queeq
OOPS.... you just beat me to that. It was in reference to you being a Dutch girl.... anyway, it works for American girls as well. You're just too ugly for any kind of girl... even Belgian ones.

yerssot
I wouldn't say that last one!

queeq
I would.

yerssot
*darth Vaders voice*
You don't know the amount of ugly Belgian girls

queeq
Nor do I need to.

yerssot
good! wise decision

queeq
Hey! It's me! big grin

yerssot
yup, that's why I'm shocked

queeq
No, that's why you're a wacko.

yerssot
only officially!

queeq
Not, only factually.

yerssot
let's face it, I'm an alround wacko smile

Julie
Sorry Ush, what exactly was your question????

Julie
oh the fire ques:...
lets see I should say my Bible, but I doubt I'd be that good....I'd have to go with my collection of NJO books....or my car keys or something else that I could handle easily...mostly I'd be worried about getting me outta the house wink

queeq
I'll help you. wink

Gundark
Well Julie certainly cleared that up. laughing out loud

queeq
Quite.

Gundark
Next question for Julie (stolen from George Carlin)

Why do they call it a hot water heater ? Hot water doesn't need heating !

queeq
laughing out loud

yerssot
why do you spell looser with an "s" and not with a "z" like you hear it?
would be much easier!

finti
z

LanceWindu
I have one that no one can truly answer.

Why do Shaggy and Scooby always have the munchies???

Gundark
I know the answer to that one.

queeq
But she's not telling. big grin

Gundark
Thats correct. queeq and I can't give you guys all the answers. You do have to do some brainwork on your own.

Lazy bums laughing out loud

yerssot
Poodoo

Gundark
Or else I can do some brainwork ON you of course. evil face

yerssot
perhaps OUT of me?

LanceWindu
I think it's because Shaggy and Scobby are always getting stoned in the Mystery Machine

Julie
Gundy, the hot water heater thing was probably for the benefit of the intelectually slow wink ....the people who named it thought that its purposes needed to be stated twice (really I dunno) wink

yerssot, "loser" probably has an "s" because it looks better than "z".....who ever like to write a z? wink

Lance, maybe Scooby and shaggy have really fast working metabolisms....

...anything else? smile

yerssot
errr... Zorro big grin

Julie
Zorro....yes I guess I have to concede that point....here's a ques for you, was it egotistical of Zorro to always cut a "z" on the bad guys he beat up?

Gundark
No. When you're good you're good. Brag about it all you want. laughing out loud laughing out loud

Lance - laughing out loud laughing out loud You kill me !

finti
Lance a murderer

yerssot
she's still alife though

finti
so he failed at that too eek!

Gundark
Zorro was cool except Errol Flynn was a ***. Or was he Robin Hood ?

finti
he was Robin and he wore thights big grin

yerssot
SmilieBat is cool!http://www.smilies.nl/tales/batman.gif

finti
looks like a sissy

Gundark
How the hell do guys wear tights ? Doesn't that make your balls scream ?

finti
I wouldnt know, ask Yers Tex or To

Gundark
Lance will be so glad he is not included in that group.

finti
no cause he is wearing G-Strings

Gundark
I don't think they have those in Tennessee.

finti
well a home mad fruit of the loom then big grin

Gundark
I think they use fish skins.

finti
Tennesee, nah squirl

Gundark
You can wear it or eat it.

finti
both

Gundark
Poor Lance isn't even here to defend himself.

finti
even cooler to bash that way evil face evil face

Gundark
Then they can come back and complain, but its way too late. evil face

yerssot
question: What do you do to do the do?

Julie
confused What the heck does that mean?
Yerssot style answer:"I do the do the way I want to do the do"

yerssot
but wich way you do to do the do?

LanceWindu
Sorry to interupt you two, but IS THIS BASH ON LANCE DAY OR SOMETHING???

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