A year with Live

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finti
been a dad for a little bit over a year, gonna share some moments with you, but first of all here is my workbench

finti
Elton John eat your heart out

finti
Mommy makes me wear these stupid things in my hair and when daddy pulls them out yikes eek!

finti
He he I am gonna steal dadys camera and take some pictures big grin big grin evil face

Dim
oooooooooooh..cute pics and a look inside the lair of finti eek! Nice!

finti
I am a snow queen here me wroar

finti
Me as a 1 year old

Gundark
Great pics finti !!!

Live is such a doll.

The Norse God's hideout exposed !!!

cool

yerssot
the first thing that I saw when I opened the first pic: the American flag...

Happy birthday Live!
Best things happen in April, I see

finti
Live is born the 26 of February, but you are right great things happen in April espesially the 27 th big grin

eh American flag, must show my support for the American people

queeq
Cute girl. I think I'll let her marry one of my boys. wink

yerssot
heck, better late then never smile

Texas
Very nice pictures!
Cute little kid you have there! smile

ToMacco
Nice.

Live? Like the band?

LadyEowyn
aw! shes so cute! i didnt know you were a daddy, finti

Gundark
No, its Live like "I'm leaving"

yerssot
You are?

mechmoggy
Cute baby pics Finti.cool

Man I hope Mrs.MM doesn't see them, she's broody enough as it is. roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
The e in live Live is pronounced just as the e in e ntertainment. Think of Liv Tyler just add the E.
Actually Live is the older version of the name Liv, an old Norse name and it has two meanings: guarded and life.
Today the norwegian word for life is liv

LanceWindu
Live was born on my B-Day!

finti
or the other way around smile

ToMacco
Liv-eh?

finti
more or less, pressure on the E

ToMacco
That's a cool name.

I'm going to name my daughter Erin, I hope. I like that name.

finti
Erin is nice

ToMacco
Erin Johnson.

I suppose her middle name will be her mothers name.

LanceWindu
I'd name my daughter (if I ever have one) Katrina and if I had a son it would be Eric or maybe Kyle

queeq
Time to start breeding I see.

ToMacco
I'm too scared to bring another human being into this life.

yerssot
yes, we are all scared that you bring a child on this world

finti
laughing out loud

queeq
laughing out loud

But then..... that goes for yerss as well. evil face

yerssot
queeq, in order to produce a child, you need to be with TWO, one of each sex... and you think a girl can stand me? ha!

finti
try a chimp Yers big grin

yerssot
ok, but where will I find another chimp?

queeq
Try a banana..... not yours.

yerssot
what? do I have to eat it? what about grilled chimp?

queeq
That's very reassuring. Now I am sure you'll NEVER have any offspring.

yerssot
"Give it to me baby!
Give it to me baby!
Give it to me baby!

And all the girls said I'm pretty fly for a white guy!"
- The Offspring, Pretty fly for a white guy

queeq
The guys from Offspring could say that yes.

Dim
not yers??

yerssot
no, I wrote it, I can't say it, since I'm not in Holland right now

Gundark
Back when I in a potential pro-creation situation with a member of the opposite sex, I liked Kayla for a girl and Luke for a boy.

Dim
Oh come on Gun..there's nothing like Mommyhood for the first time at 40!

queeq
Let's find out, Gun. wink

Dim
Nevermind! The last thing we need is another queeq running around here roll eyes (sarcastic)

queeq
Maybe it'll be a freeq or a queeqette... big grin

Gundark
No. No. No.

No Mommyhood at 40. Are you nuts ? What were you drinking for breakfast Dimmy ?

Dim
Nomore eegs please..

Gun..we're gonna have to spay you...sorry....but it's easier than nuetering queeq.

yerssot
a double whisky on the rocks, I thought it was...

finti
and you were wrong, it was apple juice with ice cubes. well one out of two aint bad

yerssot
well, who would drink that???

Gundark
Oh thanks Dim.

Everyone, meet my FRIEND Dim. laughing out loud

mechmoggy
Thats a coinkydink To, Mrs.MM likes the name Erin too. But we both really like Joshua for a boy and Beth for a girl.

Fear not Gundy, I'll perform a cheap operation on queeq so he can't have kids. All I need is two house bricks and something for him to bite down on..........

yerssot
you don't need that last one, just start the operation

Raz
Great Pics fint!

Gundark
Mech, you kill me !

laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud

mechmoggy
It'll kill him, if I actually get to perform the op.

*Scratches chin and thinks it through, for about 10 mintues*









RIGHT!! Everyone grab queeq, I have a hankering for blood. evil face

Gundark
You know Mech....I could use a good assistant down in my monster lab...

LanceWindu
When do we get to castrate queeq???

Gundark
I think we should at least tell him first. But after we have him sedated of course...

LanceWindu
You evil woman you.

Gundark
Thank you. stick out tongue

LanceWindu
That wasn't really a compliment.

keokiswahine
whoa, there, everyone. Now, think this through. If you do a job on queeqer, it'll just make him more rambunctious, since he will be shooting blanks. He'll be chasing anything and everything since he won't be able to do any damage. eek! eek! roll eyes (sarcastic) evil face

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

yerssot
and the difference with him today?

mechmoggy
Just imagine a dog with two errr......well you know. wink

yerssot
eyes?

keokiswahine
ohhhh, maybe queeqer wants a job done on him. roll eyes (sarcastic) evil face smokin'

Mrs.Mechmoggy
Love the Baby pics.....i'm not broody at all!

Gundark
Broody ? Who called Mrs. Mech broody ?

*cranks up ToMacco Slapping Machine*

yerssot
mechy himself, why?

Gundark
Why what ?

Texas
who where?

yerssot
ring-a-ding-ding?

Gundark
*picks up ringing telephone*

Yes, we have yerssot right here. Whats that ? You have a straightjacket custom made just for him ? Excellent. Please bring massive amounts of painful injections along. And hurry.

*hangs up phone and whistles innocently*

hey, yerss.....why don't you just relax in that chair over there. There's some friends of mine who are coming over and they really want to meet you...

finti
with a nine inch nail

Gundark
Actually they're 15 inch needles.

finti
cool

yerssot
Made by Luigi himself!
It's quite expensif, but it's worth it! Nice and comfy

finti
asylum road next for Yers

ToMacco
How is little Live doing, anyway? smile

finti
at the moment sound a sleep, she is doing very well. Walking around making a hell of a lot of noice more like what I do big grin

ToMacco
I should call over to your house and wake the poor child up. evil face

finti
047( code to Norway) 51 89 45 81 big grin

ToMacco
1-800-EAT-SHIT

How old were you when you became a father? My buddy and his wife are pregnant, and they are 24 and 21.

I'm 22. I can't imagine being a father right now. I'm still learning things from my father. I feel like Obi-wan, for Christ sake. When will I be mature enough to take on a son of my own? It will be thrown upon me suddenly.

(I need to keep my pecker in my pants before it gets me into trouble)

finti
well Live is 13 months + now so I was close to 33
and it was actually my phone number big grin

ToMacco
When I become a father, I'll probably have to grow out a beard.

finti
why and add some years to your looks

ToMacco
I've got blonde hair. I couldn't grow a beard if I tried.

finti
It has nothing to do with the color of your hair, my friend is real blond but he got one hell of a beard growth

ToMacco
Fine, but how old is he?

finti
he is now 33, but he has been like that since he was 20

ToMacco
Well, damn. I can't grow any hair on my face, accept on my chin and sideburn area.

finti
shaving is a *****, I get real skin burns sucks sucks sucks

ToMacco
Is that why you're face is red and tatoed?

finti
where do you get the tattoed face from?????

keokiswahine
finti, did you want us to call you and chat with Live? big grin

finti
big grin I was trying out To`s nerves

yerssot
Tatoed? Never happened

Gundark
I think he meant your avatar, finti. *smacks finti in back of head* Lay off the vodka for a day or day baby.

laughing out loud

finti
shouldnt be so deep early in hte morning mad ............... embarrasment embarrasment smile

Gundark
Oh yeah. That was real deep. Why don't you come down to the lab and I'll shoot you up with something pink ? evil face


So thats the only places you have hair To ? What about your ass ?

finti
laughing out loud baby butt

keokiswahine
does that mean smooth as silk?

BAN-ONE MCGUINN
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH HER...

finti
indeed

mechmoggy
I'm the same as To on the facial hair thing, when I do leave it for a couple of days I don't get that cool rugged look, I just look like a bum. sad

I had a friend at school and he, and all his brothers, had moustaches by the time they were 13! I always imagined thier father presenting them all with the family tache on a quilted pillow when they turned 13.

finti
well that rugged look aint cool, it is annoying. I dont shave every day and that rugged chin I get really messes up the collar of the shirts I wear to work.

Gundark
What kind of shirts do you wear to work ?

LaurenE147
Live is beautiful. She looks like a little Norwegian angel.

I already have names picked out for my kids and I haven't even been kissed yet. Genevieve Joy for a girl and Richard Atticus for a boy. Joy is my mother's name and Richard is my grandfather's name. We're big on family names in my family. I was named after my great-grandfather. His name was Noah Lauren.

finti
ordinary shirts , without a tie though.
Any particular reason for the Atticus name, any Roman(Italian) blood in your veinssmile

queeq
Ordinary? You? big grin

finti
well of course I look stunning in them....

queeq
big grin

LaurenE147
No Roman blood. I just love Atticus Finch's character in To Kill A Mockingbird. It's kind of a cool name to have if you ever need to sound distinguished.

finti
I will give my kids norse names and Norse names only, the Norwegian language and names have been "watered out" for a while now. Looks like the tide is turning a bit though. Norse names are the most populare to give to both boys and girls these days. Have to stick to our cultural inheritance.

Gundark
Only ever picked out dog names as I don't have any kids.

LaurenE147
What's your dog's(s') name(s)?

Gundark
Puff, Tytus and Cricket.

I posted about them in the "mans best friend" thread.

finti
Puff , the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee" - Peter, Paul and Mary

rolling on floor laughing

queeq
laughing out loud

LaurenE147
Isn't that an anthem for dope smokers?

finti
can be debated

LaurenE147
It was adopted by them at least.

finti
In the Vietnam war a weapon was nicknamed Puff the magic dragon and that was the AC-47 gunship

Gundark
finti is a wealth of information.

finti
among other things big grin

Gundark
a wealth of humility ?

yerssot
definitly!

finti
I am unavoidable I am your destiny

yerssot
the next US president too

finti
well that is part of the destiny thing

yerssot
no, that's part of the doom

finti
and doom aint a destiny???

yerssot
no, it's an irritating itch

LaurenE147
Why do people try to escape their destiny? That's why they call it destiny.

yerssot
because some don't like it?

finti
hard word to run from stick out tongue

LaurenE147
I'm saying.

finti
..... finti is so cool

yerssot
less ice than?

LaurenE147
I told you to stop sitting in meat lockers.

Gundark
Can't recall him ever having done that...

Ushgarak
I THINK that was an attempt at humour, Gundy.

Gundark
What ?

Oh-ho ! Ho-ho !



Thanks Ush, you're such a dear.

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