A year with Live
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finti
been a dad for a little bit over a year, gonna share some moments with you, but first of all here is my workbench
finti
Elton John eat your heart out
finti
Mommy makes me wear these stupid things in my hair and when daddy pulls them out yikes

Dim
oooooooooooh..cute pics and a look inside the lair of finti

Nice!
finti
I am a snow queen here me wroar
Gundark
Great pics finti !!!
Live is such a doll.
The Norse God's hideout exposed !!!

yerssot
the first thing that I saw when I opened the first pic: the American flag...
Happy birthday Live!
Best things happen in April, I see
finti
Live is born the 26 of February, but you are right great things happen in April espesially the 27 th
eh American flag, must show my support for the American people
queeq
Cute girl. I think I'll let her marry one of my boys.

yerssot
heck, better late then never

Texas
Very nice pictures!
Cute little kid you have there!

ToMacco
Nice.
Live? Like the band?
LadyEowyn
aw! shes so cute! i didnt know you were a daddy, finti
Gundark
No, its Live like "I'm leaving"
mechmoggy
Cute baby pics Finti.
Man I hope Mrs.MM doesn't see them, she's broody enough as it is.

finti
The e in live Live is pronounced just as the e in e ntertainment. Think of Liv Tyler just add the E.
Actually Live is the older version of the name Liv, an old Norse name and it has two meanings: guarded and life.
Today the norwegian word for life is liv
LanceWindu
Live was born on my B-Day!
finti
or the other way around

finti
more or less, pressure on the E
ToMacco
That's a cool name.
I'm going to name my daughter Erin, I hope. I like that name.
ToMacco
Erin Johnson.
I suppose her middle name will be her mothers name.
LanceWindu
I'd name my daughter (if I ever have one) Katrina and if I had a son it would be Eric or maybe Kyle
queeq
Time to start breeding I see.
ToMacco
I'm too scared to bring another human being into this life.
yerssot
yes, we are all scared that you bring a child on this world
queeq
But then..... that goes for yerss as well.

yerssot
queeq, in order to produce a child, you need to be with TWO, one of each sex... and you think a girl can stand me? ha!
finti
try a chimp Yers

yerssot
ok, but where will I find another chimp?
queeq
Try a banana..... not yours.
yerssot
what? do I have to eat it? what about grilled chimp?
queeq
That's very reassuring. Now I am sure you'll NEVER have any offspring.
yerssot
"Give it to me baby!
Give it to me baby!
Give it to me baby!
And all the girls said I'm pretty fly for a white guy!"
- The Offspring, Pretty fly for a white guy
queeq
The guys from Offspring could say that yes.
yerssot
no, I wrote it, I can't say it, since I'm not in Holland right now
Gundark
Back when I in a potential pro-creation situation with a member of the opposite sex, I liked Kayla for a girl and Luke for a boy.
Dim
Oh come on Gun..there's nothing like Mommyhood for the first time at 40!
queeq
Let's find out, Gun.

Dim
Nevermind! The last thing we need is another queeq running around here

queeq
Maybe it'll be a freeq or a queeqette...

Gundark
No. No. No.
No Mommyhood at 40. Are you nuts ? What were you drinking for breakfast Dimmy ?
Dim
Nomore eegs please..
Gun..we're gonna have to spay you...sorry....but it's easier than nuetering queeq.
yerssot
a double whisky on the rocks, I thought it was...
finti
and you were wrong, it was apple juice with ice cubes. well one out of two aint bad
yerssot
well, who would drink that???
Gundark
Oh thanks Dim.
Everyone, meet my FRIEND Dim.

mechmoggy
Thats a coinkydink To, Mrs.MM likes the name Erin too. But we both really like Joshua for a boy and Beth for a girl.
Fear not Gundy, I'll perform a cheap operation on queeq so he can't have kids. All I need is two house bricks and something for him to bite down on..........
yerssot
you don't need that last one, just start the operation
mechmoggy
It'll kill him, if I actually get to perform the op.
*Scratches chin and thinks it through, for about 10 mintues*
RIGHT!! Everyone grab queeq, I have a hankering for blood.

Gundark
You know Mech....I could use a good assistant down in my monster lab...
LanceWindu
When do we get to castrate queeq???
Gundark
I think we should at least tell him first. But after we have him sedated of course...
LanceWindu
You evil woman you.
Gundark
Thank you.

LanceWindu
That wasn't really a compliment.
yerssot
and the difference with him today?
mechmoggy
Just imagine a dog with two errr......well you know.

Mrs.Mechmoggy
Love the Baby pics.....i'm not broody at all!
Gundark
Broody ? Who called Mrs. Mech broody ?
*cranks up ToMacco Slapping Machine*
yerssot
mechy himself, why?
Gundark
*picks up ringing telephone*
Yes, we have yerssot right here. Whats that ? You have a straightjacket custom made just for him ? Excellent. Please bring massive amounts of painful injections along. And hurry.
*hangs up phone and whistles innocently*
hey, yerss.....why don't you just relax in that chair over there. There's some friends of mine who are coming over and they really want to meet you...
finti
with a nine inch nail
Gundark
Actually they're 15 inch needles.
yerssot
Made by Luigi himself!
It's quite expensif, but it's worth it! Nice and comfy
finti
asylum road next for Yers
ToMacco
How is little Live doing, anyway?

finti
at the moment sound a sleep, she is doing very well. Walking around making a hell of a lot of noice more like what I do

ToMacco
I should call over to your house and wake the poor child up.

finti
047( code to Norway) 51 89 45 81

ToMacco
1-800-EAT-SHIT
How old were you when you became a father? My buddy and his wife are pregnant, and they are 24 and 21.
I'm 22. I can't imagine being a father right now. I'm still learning things from my father. I feel like Obi-wan, for Christ sake. When will I be mature enough to take on a son of my own? It will be thrown upon me suddenly.
(I need to keep my pecker in my pants before it gets me into trouble)
finti
well Live is 13 months + now so I was close to 33
and it was actually my phone number

ToMacco
When I become a father, I'll probably have to grow out a beard.
finti
why and add some years to your looks
ToMacco
I've got blonde hair. I couldn't grow a beard if I tried.
finti
It has nothing to do with the color of your hair, my friend is real blond but he got one hell of a beard growth
ToMacco
Fine, but how old is he?
finti
he is now 33, but he has been like that since he was 20
ToMacco
Well, damn. I can't grow any hair on my face, accept on my chin and sideburn area.
finti
shaving is a *****, I get real skin burns sucks sucks sucks
ToMacco
Is that why you're face is red and tatoed?
finti
where do you get the tattoed face from?????
keokiswahine
finti, did you want us to call you and chat with Live?

finti

I was trying out To`s nerves
yerssot
Tatoed? Never happened
Gundark
I think he meant your avatar, finti. *smacks finti in back of head* Lay off the vodka for a day or day baby.

Gundark
Oh yeah. That was real deep. Why don't you come down to the lab and I'll shoot you up with something pink ?
So thats the only places you have hair To ? What about your ass ?
finti

baby butt
keokiswahine
does that mean smooth as silk?
BAN-ONE MCGUINN
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH HER...
mechmoggy
I'm the same as To on the facial hair thing, when I do leave it for a couple of days I don't get that cool rugged look, I just look like a bum.
I had a friend at school and he, and all his brothers, had moustaches by the time they were 13! I always imagined thier father presenting them all with the family tache on a quilted pillow when they turned 13.
finti
well that rugged look aint cool, it is annoying. I dont shave every day and that rugged chin I get really messes up the collar of the shirts I wear to work.
Gundark
What kind of shirts do you wear to work ?
LaurenE147
Live is beautiful. She looks like a little Norwegian angel.
I already have names picked out for my kids and I haven't even been kissed yet. Genevieve Joy for a girl and Richard Atticus for a boy. Joy is my mother's name and Richard is my grandfather's name. We're big on family names in my family. I was named after my great-grandfather. His name was Noah Lauren.
finti
ordinary shirts , without a tie though.
Any particular reason for the Atticus name, any Roman(Italian) blood in your veins

queeq
Ordinary? You?

finti
well of course I look stunning in them....
LaurenE147
No Roman blood. I just love Atticus Finch's character in To Kill A Mockingbird. It's kind of a cool name to have if you ever need to sound distinguished.
finti
I will give my kids norse names and Norse names only, the Norwegian language and names have been "watered out" for a while now. Looks like the tide is turning a bit though. Norse names are the most populare to give to both boys and girls these days. Have to stick to our cultural inheritance.
Gundark
Only ever picked out dog names as I don't have any kids.
LaurenE147
What's your dog's(s') name(s)?
Gundark
Puff, Tytus and Cricket.
I posted about them in the "mans best friend" thread.
finti
Puff , the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee" - Peter, Paul and Mary

LaurenE147
Isn't that an anthem for dope smokers?
LaurenE147
It was adopted by them at least.
finti
In the Vietnam war a weapon was nicknamed Puff the magic dragon and that was the AC-47 gunship
Gundark
finti is a wealth of information.
finti
among other things

Gundark
a wealth of humility ?
finti
I am unavoidable I am your destiny
yerssot
the next US president too
finti
well that is part of the destiny thing
yerssot
no, that's part of the doom
finti
and doom aint a destiny???
yerssot
no, it's an irritating itch
LaurenE147
Why do people try to escape their destiny? That's why they call it destiny.
yerssot
because some don't like it?
finti
hard word to run from

finti
..... finti is so cool
LaurenE147
I told you to stop sitting in meat lockers.
Gundark
Can't recall him ever having done that...
Ushgarak
I THINK that was an attempt at humour, Gundy.
Gundark
What ?
Oh-ho ! Ho-ho !
Thanks Ush, you're such a dear.
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