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been a dad for a little bit over a year, gonna share some moments with you, but first of all here is my workbench

Elton John eat your heart out

Mommy makes me wear these stupid things in my hair and when daddy pulls them out yikes

He he I am gonna steal dadys camera and take some pictures

oooooooooooh..cute pics and a look inside the lair of finti Nice!

I am a snow queen here me wroar

Me as a 1 year old

Great pics finti !!!

Live is such a doll.

The Norse God's hideout exposed !!!

the first thing that I saw when I opened the first pic: the American flag...

Happy birthday Live!
Best things happen in April, I see

Live is born the 26 of February, but you are right great things happen in April espesially the 27 th

eh American flag, must show my support for the American people

Cute girl. I think I'll let her marry one of my boys.

heck, better late then never

Very nice pictures!
Cute little kid you have there!

Nice.

Live? Like the band?

aw! shes so cute! i didnt know you were a daddy, finti

No, its Live like "I'm leaving"

You are?

Cute baby pics Finti.

Man I hope Mrs.MM doesn't see them, she's broody enough as it is.

The e in live Live is pronounced just as the e in e ntertainment. Think of Liv Tyler just add the E.
Actually Live is the older version of the name Liv, an old Norse name and it has two meanings: guarded and life.
Today the norwegian word for life is liv

Live was born on my B-Day!

or the other way around

Liv-eh?

more or less, pressure on the E

That's a cool name.

I'm going to name my daughter Erin, I hope. I like that name.

Erin is nice

Erin Johnson.

I suppose her middle name will be her mothers name.

I'd name my daughter (if I ever have one) Katrina and if I had a son it would be Eric or maybe Kyle

Time to start breeding I see.

I'm too scared to bring another human being into this life.

yes, we are all scared that you bring a child on this world

But then..... that goes for yerss as well.

queeq, in order to produce a child, you need to be with TWO, one of each sex... and you think a girl can stand me? ha!

try a chimp Yers

ok, but where will I find another chimp?

Try a banana..... not yours.

what? do I have to eat it? what about grilled chimp?

That's very reassuring. Now I am sure you'll NEVER have any offspring.

"Give it to me baby!
Give it to me baby!
Give it to me baby!

And all the girls said I'm pretty fly for a white guy!"
- The Offspring, Pretty fly for a white guy

The guys from Offspring could say that yes.

not yers??

no, I wrote it, I can't say it, since I'm not in Holland right now

Back when I in a potential pro-creation situation with a member of the opposite sex, I liked Kayla for a girl and Luke for a boy.

Oh come on Gun..there's nothing like Mommyhood for the first time at 40!

Let's find out, Gun.

Nevermind! The last thing we need is another queeq running around here

Maybe it'll be a freeq or a queeqette...

No. No. No.

No Mommyhood at 40. Are you nuts ? What were you drinking for breakfast Dimmy ?

Nomore eegs please..

Gun..we're gonna have to spay you...sorry....but it's easier than nuetering queeq.

a double whisky on the rocks, I thought it was...

and you were wrong, it was apple juice with ice cubes. well one out of two aint bad

well, who would drink that???

Oh thanks Dim.

Everyone, meet my FRIEND Dim.

Thats a coinkydink To, Mrs.MM likes the name Erin too. But we both really like Joshua for a boy and Beth for a girl.

Fear not Gundy, I'll perform a cheap operation on queeq so he can't have kids. All I need is two house bricks and something for him to bite down on..........

you don't need that last one, just start the operation

Great Pics fint!

Mech, you kill me !

It'll kill him, if I actually get to perform the op.

*Scratches chin and thinks it through, for about 10 mintues*









RIGHT!! Everyone grab queeq, I have a hankering for blood.

You know Mech....I could use a good assistant down in my monster lab...

When do we get to castrate queeq???

I think we should at least tell him first. But after we have him sedated of course...

You evil woman you.

Thank you.

That wasn't really a compliment.

whoa, there, everyone. Now, think this through. If you do a job on queeqer, it'll just make him more rambunctious, since he will be shooting blanks. He'll be chasing anything and everything since he won't be able to do any damage.

and the difference with him today?

Just imagine a dog with two errr......well you know.

eyes?

ohhhh, maybe queeqer wants a job done on him.

Love the Baby pics.....i'm not broody at all!

Broody ? Who called Mrs. Mech broody ?

*cranks up ToMacco Slapping Machine*

mechy himself, why?

Why what ?

who where?

ring-a-ding-ding?

*picks up ringing telephone*

Yes, we have yerssot right here. Whats that ? You have a straightjacket custom made just for him ? Excellent. Please bring massive amounts of painful injections along. And hurry.

*hangs up phone and whistles innocently*

hey, yerss.....why don't you just relax in that chair over there. There's some friends of mine who are coming over and they really want to meet you...

with a nine inch nail

Actually they're 15 inch needles.

cool

Made by Luigi himself!
It's quite expensif, but it's worth it! Nice and comfy

asylum road next for Yers

How is little Live doing, anyway?

at the moment sound a sleep, she is doing very well. Walking around making a hell of a lot of noice more like what I do

I should call over to your house and wake the poor child up.

047( code to Norway) 51 89 45 81

1-800-EAT-SHIT

How old were you when you became a father? My buddy and his wife are pregnant, and they are 24 and 21.

I'm 22. I can't imagine being a father right now. I'm still learning things from my father. I feel like Obi-wan, for Christ sake. When will I be mature enough to take on a son of my own? It will be thrown upon me suddenly.

(I need to keep my pecker in my pants before it gets me into trouble)

well Live is 13 months + now so I was close to 33
and it was actually my phone number

When I become a father, I'll probably have to grow out a beard.

why and add some years to your looks

I've got blonde hair. I couldn't grow a beard if I tried.

It has nothing to do with the color of your hair, my friend is real blond but he got one hell of a beard growth

Fine, but how old is he?

he is now 33, but he has been like that since he was 20

Well, damn. I can't grow any hair on my face, accept on my chin and sideburn area.

shaving is a *****, I get real skin burns sucks sucks sucks

Is that why you're face is red and tatoed?

where do you get the tattoed face from?????

finti, did you want us to call you and chat with Live?

I was trying out To`s nerves

Tatoed? Never happened

I think he meant your avatar, finti. *smacks finti in back of head* Lay off the vodka for a day or day baby.

shouldnt be so deep early in hte morning ...............

Oh yeah. That was real deep. Why don't you come down to the lab and I'll shoot you up with something pink ?


So thats the only places you have hair To ? What about your ass ?

baby butt

does that mean smooth as silk?

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH HER...

indeed

I'm the same as To on the facial hair thing, when I do leave it for a couple of days I don't get that cool rugged look, I just look like a bum.

I had a friend at school and he, and all his brothers, had moustaches by the time they were 13! I always imagined thier father presenting them all with the family tache on a quilted pillow when they turned 13.

well that rugged look aint cool, it is annoying. I dont shave every day and that rugged chin I get really messes up the collar of the shirts I wear to work.

What kind of shirts do you wear to work ?

Live is beautiful. She looks like a little Norwegian angel.

I already have names picked out for my kids and I haven't even been kissed yet. Genevieve Joy for a girl and Richard Atticus for a boy. Joy is my mother's name and Richard is my grandfather's name. We're big on family names in my family. I was named after my great-grandfather. His name was Noah Lauren.

ordinary shirts , without a tie though.
Any particular reason for the Atticus name, any Roman(Italian) blood in your veins

Ordinary? You?

well of course I look stunning in them....

No Roman blood. I just love Atticus Finch's character in To Kill A Mockingbird. It's kind of a cool name to have if you ever need to sound distinguished.

I will give my kids norse names and Norse names only, the Norwegian language and names have been "watered out" for a while now. Looks like the tide is turning a bit though. Norse names are the most populare to give to both boys and girls these days. Have to stick to our cultural inheritance.

Only ever picked out dog names as I don't have any kids.

What's your dog's(s') name(s)?

Puff, Tytus and Cricket.

I posted about them in the "mans best friend" thread.

Puff , the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee" - Peter, Paul and Mary

Isn't that an anthem for dope smokers?

can be debated

It was adopted by them at least.

In the Vietnam war a weapon was nicknamed Puff the magic dragon and that was the AC-47 gunship

finti is a wealth of information.

among other things

a wealth of humility ?

definitly!

I am unavoidable I am your destiny

the next US president too

well that is part of the destiny thing

no, that's part of the doom

and doom aint a destiny???

no, it's an irritating itch

Why do people try to escape their destiny? That's why they call it destiny.

because some don't like it?

hard word to run from

I'm saying.

..... finti is so cool

less ice than?

I told you to stop sitting in meat lockers.

Can't recall him ever having done that...

I THINK that was an attempt at humour, Gundy.

What ?

Oh-ho ! Ho-ho !



Thanks Ush, you're such a dear.