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Im so tired of all these kmc mafia rubbish........i have offered my services but no as i was female i wasnt good enough..........so i have decided to create an all women elite team........

so im looking for feisty women who would be up for the job...........

me, me, me!

wtf

its an elite team its a group of women trained to kick arse.......sorry i was so bored and thought i would have some fun..........you changed your sig again burly

I know I did

its cool.

well we have one member..........MMm we need more

whooo will it be? volenteers anyone?

oh look there i am! yay!

only women

probli, its spooks' thing!

of coz only women!!!!!!!!

there you go.

its only women...........gee......us women are gonna be trained to kick a mans hiney...............we will have ways of making you men beg for mercy

for clovie...........welcome to the elite board

try it now

and again...
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it can't be bitmapa...
i think, the jpg file would be smaller

i have resised it its about 22 kb now

Can I join?

i dunno.......

Wheres Spooky so I can ask her?

i have on idea....
she is here.....but she's making sth, that she is not talking right now....

whats all this stuff?

Back off Mr.Toga!!

we gonna make an elite orginisation, to kicks guys' a$$

Oh...something tells me i should leave then

whats mr toga....................

ob...........u need to pm meeeeeeeeeee

Oh can I join? Oh I'll PM you and explain!!!

not kick my ass hopefully

*Kicks Holdens Ass*

spooks, where is that resized sig?

here its 21.2 kb now and in jpeg

ahem no arse kicking of the fiance kind

???

:wft: WTF????????????????????
i cannot save is as jpeg....
*cries*

ok, doesn't matter...
i find a slolution.. a stupid one, but it will work

i know i'll add it as mine and give u the code

hERE!!

i send it to myself by an email and now i works

welcome out newest member...........ob03...

i think it was the fault of my stupid comp.....

spooks, you have NO phoenix logo in your sig

awww she kicked my ass that hurt

g2g, cya later
*waves*
*goes*
*gone*

i have...........buts its top secret

whats top secret

Not working.......

my new sig

hey im back!

^You going to join?

oh no am i gonna be in it

Wow.........

i was the first to join! see the second thred 'me, me me!' that was me. (dah!) lol

Cool..........

spook's makin my a sig...i think!

pip has joined but as she has been away she is in training now

K............

welcome pip

wikid! is that my sig?? (thanxfor tha welcomz!)

That is sooo cool!!!

yes its your sig..............its the official elite sig..........

awww my lil spookey is so talented

ok, so what do i do with it...ill try work it out myself but ill prob need help!

Me Help You!!!

OH YEY LOOK I FUGURED it out all myself! im so proud! thanx spooks, luv ya!

mine is made

^Thats cool........

it is!

Mines Funky too and I made it!!!

well we still need more ppl we have 4 memebers and one head.........i really need another head person someone more wiser than myself

like who??? whove u got in mind???

well gee is my assistant but i was thinking saucyb....she is one wise chick

ello ello ello

hmmmmm we have a fella in the rooom..............howdy dvae.........nice name and i still have your yellow m&m

I aint done anything, so I'm allowed here.... right

is that a no?

Hello Dvae
i don't think spookey would mind you being in here...

i'm an elite, i'm an elite, i'm an elite

hmmmmmm........dave its kinda a all women force.........but i do need a man......................!

and I'm the man for the job

one man in elite

no he is not in elite...........he will be the heads minder.............the head being me!

so what have i gotta do?

members so far..
gee head assistant
obo3, iluvpippin and clovie...........
dvae , heads minder
and holdie
heads companion..........

you just have to watch my back dave when im not here.......... and u need to have the word Phoenix in your sig.......most girls have opted to have a pin added on to theres

am a member

i have to watch your back

i like it

holdie no guys are members dave is hired from an outside firm.............you my companion....

my back not my arse dave..........

awww how sweet...so what do i do then

i was just jokin

nothing holden........except the odd massages when im stressed out

looks like i get the easy job then

i can do that and dave im the one that gets to look at her ass

for my gee...........

I love it!! Thankies Case hug

gee u ned to sort it out chick.........nothing has come up.........pm me your emial addy and i'll send it that way

well, I am a phoenix...

yes u are..............

U Should Join............

hahah thats your trainer gals................and she can be very scrict in times

me?

What?Me=Confused........

hahah phoe is trainer..........u need a gal with power who else fits the job...........and im hoping you can be scrict........

Me=UnConfused!!!

me? strict?





heeheehee...

I did a self defense course... I know all sorts of nasty ways to hurt people if they won't leave you alone...

Don't hurt me...........

it was mostly ways to hurt males...

hmm...that is what the Phoenix Elite is for...

ccan i be in this male hurting mascarade

well, to all the members, if kofmaster/luke comes on, or you see him anywhere, torture him because he hurt me!

yes i wil i promise

for u misha

may i just add only the chosen are selected.........if i thik your good enough then you will be added if not then sorry...........and misha remember any ideas on males but go threw gee or myself first.......As buffy is not a member we must be wise in what we say

is there a shocked pic? ill make one up!
:shocked: buffy how could you trick me?

trick u???? wtf???

lalala, already esplained!

Spookey, my girl!!!

This....... is such a good idea.

I would love to be in your elite organisation, but please don't ask me to leave the KMC Mafia, it wasn't me who said you couldn't join.

I don't know if you even want to be in the Mafia any more, but I could persuade MM1 if that is what you still want?

Anyway, I'd love to join, what do I have to do?

btw, if you let me in could you put the Phoenix in the bottom left hand corner? Below 'SYREN'......

Ooh ooh can i be part of it?

u gotta wait till spooks comes on!

oh okies

well i have made syren an offer.............if she accept we have a new member........crazy c...........you are just what we need to......all u need to do is have a phoenix in your sig.........and must fear no man

yay!

i am desinig a new logo...........hmmmm

bom bom bom bom...thinking music (off the simpsons where homer breaks lisas 'saxamaphone' and buys her a blowiy into jusgie thing!)

Yay and i fear no one especially no man! no2

well i think i might go now coz all the boys'v gone off!

right guys i have made our new logo........who wants to see it

me, me, me!

here is the standard pin..........girls with the old one........you need to update it..........(thats clovie gee and obo3)......

if you want to keep your sig i will fade the logo on to it...........girls who want the new logo just let me know

crazy_c new sig..............

what about me?

*feels leftout that u forgot me*

misha i had to re make your one.........hope u like it

i luv it but u still 4got me when u said
girls with the old one..........(thats clovie gee and obo3)......

i only said that because they had old pins..........the boring red bird........yours was hand made to rep resent the phoenix herself.........

ok.

Thanks for the pheonix in my sig spookey

thats okay.........