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phinney6
Hey everybody I am back for good, i have not been here alot since November because of Sports...well basketball is over and now i am coming back....hope to me a lot of the new members her...so if you have not met me or i have never talked to you...just post here and lets get to know eachother
mechmoggy
Good to have you back phinn, the more the merrier.
phinney6
It's great to be back
Raz
Hi Phinney,
Been a long time...hope you get settled in pretty quickly.
yerssot
yeah, I saw you jumping in and out a few times
phinney6
Well no i am doing FULL security for queeq's bar. I am the highest ranking military/security officer there. Well any way go down to the bar...the drinks are on me!!!
yerssot
you didn't ment that litterally, I hope
phinney6
I didn't mean that literally
Ushgarak
Excellent... with my ally returned, my domination of the baords will soon be complete...
phinney6
Aren't you a jedi?
yerssot
Run phinney! Now you know his true nature!
phinney6
I am both queeq, and Ush's apprentice/alley
More ush now because queeq doesn't like me.
phinney6
He never talk to me
yerssot
nah, he likes you, everyone likes you... in the non-sexual way... although I'm not that certain about Texas his motivations
phinney6
I know...tex worries me
yerssot
that's not the only thing that worries me about him!
phinney6
Finti "those condoms you got me for my B-day work great" LOL
Gundark
Since when did finti dispense condoms from the bar ? There's a tax on those things you know.
Welcome back, phin !!
phinney6
Hi gundy, whats this about an affair i hear!
Gundark
*looks innocent*
I have no idea what you're talking about.
yerssot
that one with Raz, remember!
phinney6
Hi Tex....
GUNDY!!! YOu were my trainer in torture.....but i dont like it now..why have you cheated on queeq you....you......CHEATER
yerssot
wow, phin gets angry... you're not going to explode are you?
yerssot
*steps slowly away from phinney*
phinney6
Where are you Gundy...I thought you were gonna "Swap" me around wont you swap me.pwwwwwweasse
yerssot
perhaps she's afraid?
phinney6
"And The Winner by Forfeit....PHINNEY"
*raises hand in air*
what is spam alert?
yerssot
when someone posts a thread with an url in it, just to get people to visit it
Gundark
I didn't forfeit anything. I'm just letting you expend all your energy yelling and jumping around - then I'm gonna kick your ass.
phinney6
I'm gonna pop a can of whoop-ass on ya!
yerssot
*makes a boxingarena*
if you can talk just a little more, this will get done in time
phinney6
I'm gonna float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee
yerssot
you do know bees can only sting once, right?
phinney6
i'm gonna sting like a hornet
yerssot
much better ... and more frightning too!
What if Gundark has a big bottle of pesticides and lock you in it?
yerssot
we will find that one out pretty soon then
phinney6
At least im not like Finti, and I dont offer kids condoms
finti
kids? 13 year old with hormonsexplosions is a dangerous combination. At least a condom can protect from disease and pregnany eh consider it is opposite sex you are dealing with for the latter one.
Ushgarak
Gosh, I hope so...
Dim
Sounds like a realistic view to me.
yerssot
it keeps getting better and better when you get older... and then you reach your 20th birthday, then you get older and older
yerssot
now now, don't go insult Aristoteles!
finti
what is he gonna do about it
Gundark
He's gonna tell Nostradameus.
*opens 500 gallon vat of pesticide *
phinn-bee, wanna go swimming ?
LanceWindu
That's phinn-hornet to you.
Sorry I haven't posted in here yet. Good to see you back phinney.
Gundark
Hey ! There's Lance, finally showing up on page 4.
LanceWindu
I was posting in the EU section a lot over the past few days
Gundark
Yeah I guess I've gotta read some more that. Are you reading any prequel EU ?
LanceWindu
As much as I can. I try to read all of the major books.
Gundark
I read Rogue Planet. Do they have any between that and AOTC ?
LanceWindu
One that I know of is The Approaching Storm. It is set a few weeks before AOTC. It ends with the Jedi coming back from the planet they are on the entire time. And the AOTC film first shows the Jedi coming in from this planet.
yerssot
IMHO one of the worse books...
LanceWindu
I have to agree with you.
yerssot
I don't know how it came, but I was just disappointed...
weak story I think
LanceWindu
I don't like the whole thing about the true looking hologram's. When the holo's in Star Wars have a blue tint.
Or the part where the entire time they were trying to get this ship built and at the end it dies.
yerssot
yeah! stupid about that last one!
LanceWindu
There were lots of other parts in the story that could have been WAY better. It's not just those two scenes that made it crappy.
yerssot
we should re-write it!
LanceWindu
I would if I wasn't so lazy.
yerssot
hehe, I couldn't have said it better
perhaps a good sleep to think about it?
LanceWindu
Ok
*pulls up cot and goes to bed*
yerssot
on second thought ... climbing those stairs?? nah! I'll sleep right he...*falls asleep*
LanceWindu
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
yerssot
*wakes up; goes to the fridge*
hmmm... 64 slices of American cheese
LanceWindu
*Wakes up*
Pass me one of those will you?
yerssot
Damn that Lance! He's always one cheese ahead of me!
*throws Lance 64 slieces of Canadian cheese*
LanceWindu
Ewwww
Canadian??? I hate Canadian
yerssot
what's wrong with Canadian cheese?
LanceWindu
It just has that weird kind of hoosier taste you it.
yerssot
fair enough...
*throws Lance 64 slieces of American Cheese*
here you go patriot
LanceWindu
WooHoo!
BTW Do we have any spray cheese to put on top of these???
yerssot
no, I gave it to mah who ...
*looks at mah*
STOP that!
For the last time! Don't spray people with it!
LanceWindu
It's not Aerosol Fun Spray Mah!
yerssot
blast it Lance! I knew he shouldn't be trusted with it!
Mah! you're going to buy a new one! a FULL one!
LanceWindu
And get some Ritz crackers to spread the cheese on!
yerssot
and some beer! and buy yourself some water... you pay ofcourse
LanceWindu
And get the good beer this time. Last time you came back we all got bitter beer face.
yerssot
I thought it was Canadian?
LanceWindu
Same difference.
yerssot
what do you want? Bud?
yerssot
Put your behind in the past!
LanceWindu
Well it is behind me!
yerssot
or is it?
*starts humming the X-files theme*
Gundark
Bud ? Bleeck. Thats Clydesdale piss.
finti
have you actually tasted horse piss Gundy?(The right answere would be : Yes I have drunken Bud)
Gundark
Yes I have drunken Bud.
LanceWindu
It's better than Natural Ice
mechmoggy
Bud is just poo.
LW, have you ever wondered why your bottom is actually located at your middle? Spooky eh.
LanceWindu
*Shivers*
It's a conspiracy
yerssot
mech, don't tell the answer!
Gundark
And I will never drunken Bud again.
I'm onto Schmirnoff Ice now.
yerssot
you're ON it? you must have small feet then!
Gundark
I can swim in the bottle if I make myself small enough.
*picks up bottle that says 'drink me"*
yerssot
*starts to sing*
She's a Gundark in a bottle, you can try to lock her forever
Gundark
*puts hands over ears*
Dim
*looks around to find the source of the annoying highpitched squealing*
*twitches annoyingly and continues her work*
Gundark
I can give you some pills for that twitch....
yerssot
I gave Dim a twitch? woops
phinney6
Ok Dim i work with GUndy and I got the pills right here....you drink it with this *Mineral Water*
psst "yerss"
In this mineral water is 75% vodka...hehehe
yerssot
Ow phinney! I'm thirsty! Give me some mineral water
*whispers*
75% isn't enough for Dimmie, you need more!
mah
that 'vodka in mineral water trick' is gettin a bit old, don't you think?
yerssot
there was vodka in it?
Gimme more!
Gundark
*waits for Dim and her big key ring*
yerssot
*waits for a brandnew car and lots of money*
queeq
I'm using my key to lock this one up.
yerssot
can't we play some more?
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