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phinney6
Hey everybody I am back for good, i have not been here alot since November because of Sports...well basketball is over and now i am coming back....hope to me a lot of the new members her...so if you have not met me or i have never talked to you...just post here and lets get to know eachother

mechmoggy
Good to have you back phinn, the more the merrier. big grin

phinney6
It's great to be back smile

Raz
Hi Phinney,

Been a long time...hope you get settled in pretty quickly.

yerssot
yeah, I saw you jumping in and out a few times

phinney6
Well no i am doing FULL security for queeq's bar. I am the highest ranking military/security officer there. Well any way go down to the bar...the drinks are on me!!!

yerssot
you didn't ment that litterally, I hope

phinney6
I didn't mean that literally

Ushgarak
Excellent... with my ally returned, my domination of the baords will soon be complete...

phinney6
Aren't you a jedi?

yerssot
Run phinney! Now you know his true nature!

phinney6
I am both queeq, and Ush's apprentice/alley
More ush now because queeq doesn't like me. sad

yerssot
how comes?

phinney6
He never talk to me

yerssot
nah, he likes you, everyone likes you... in the non-sexual way... although I'm not that certain about Texas his motivations

phinney6
I know...tex worries me

yerssot
that's not the only thing that worries me about him!

finti
yeay the phin man

phinney6
Finti "those condoms you got me for my B-day work great" LOL

Gundark
Since when did finti dispense condoms from the bar ? There's a tax on those things you know.

Welcome back, phin !!

phinney6
Hi gundy, whats this about an affair i hear!

Gundark
*looks innocent*

I have no idea what you're talking about.

yerssot
that one with Raz, remember!

Texas
Hey!
I'm not gay!
*polishes Liza Minelli poster*
wink rolling on floor laughing wink

Welcome Back Phinney6 roll eyes (sarcastic) stick out tongue
smile rolling on floor laughing smile

phinney6
Hi Tex....

GUNDY!!! YOu were my trainer in torture.....but i dont like it now..why have you cheated on queeq you....you......CHEATER

yerssot
wow, phin gets angry... you're not going to explode are you?

phinney6
you never know

yerssot
*steps slowly away from phinney*

phinney6
Where are you Gundy...I thought you were gonna "Swap" me around wont you swap me.pwwwwwweasse

yerssot
perhaps she's afraid?

phinney6
"And The Winner by Forfeit....PHINNEY"

*raises hand in air*

what is spam alert?

yerssot
when someone posts a thread with an url in it, just to get people to visit it

Gundark
I didn't forfeit anything. I'm just letting you expend all your energy yelling and jumping around - then I'm gonna kick your ass. laughing out loud

phinney6
I'm gonna pop a can of whoop-ass on ya! laughing out loud

yerssot
*makes a boxingarena*
if you can talk just a little more, this will get done in time

phinney6
I'm gonna float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee

yerssot
you do know bees can only sting once, right?

phinney6
i'm gonna sting like a hornet

yerssot
much better ... and more frightning too!
What if Gundark has a big bottle of pesticides and lock you in it?

phinney6
Well i am immune

yerssot
we will find that one out pretty soon then wink

finti
Immune to sanity?

phinney6
At least im not like Finti, and I dont offer kids condoms

finti
kids? 13 year old with hormonsexplosions is a dangerous combination. At least a condom can protect from disease and pregnany eh consider it is opposite sex you are dealing with for the latter one. big grin

Ushgarak
Gosh, I hope so...

Dim
Sounds like a realistic view to me.

yerssot
it keeps getting better and better when you get older... and then you reach your 20th birthday, then you get older and older

finti
Yerssot Aristoteles

yerssot
now now, don't go insult Aristoteles!

finti
what is he gonna do about it roll eyes (sarcastic)

Gundark
He's gonna tell Nostradameus.

*opens 500 gallon vat of pesticide *

phinn-bee, wanna go swimming ?

LanceWindu
That's phinn-hornet to you.

Sorry I haven't posted in here yet. Good to see you back phinney.

Gundark
Hey ! There's Lance, finally showing up on page 4. laughing out loud

LanceWindu
I was posting in the EU section a lot over the past few days

Gundark
Yeah I guess I've gotta read some more that. Are you reading any prequel EU ?

LanceWindu
As much as I can. I try to read all of the major books.

Gundark
I read Rogue Planet. Do they have any between that and AOTC ?

LanceWindu
One that I know of is The Approaching Storm. It is set a few weeks before AOTC. It ends with the Jedi coming back from the planet they are on the entire time. And the AOTC film first shows the Jedi coming in from this planet.

yerssot
IMHO one of the worse books...

LanceWindu
I have to agree with you.

yerssot
I don't know how it came, but I was just disappointed...
weak story I think

LanceWindu
I don't like the whole thing about the true looking hologram's. When the holo's in Star Wars have a blue tint.

Or the part where the entire time they were trying to get this ship built and at the end it dies.

yerssot
yeah! stupid about that last one!

LanceWindu
There were lots of other parts in the story that could have been WAY better. It's not just those two scenes that made it crappy.

yerssot
we should re-write it! big grin

LanceWindu
I would if I wasn't so lazy.

yerssot
hehe, I couldn't have said it better smile
perhaps a good sleep to think about it?

LanceWindu
Ok

*pulls up cot and goes to bed*

yerssot
on second thought ... climbing those stairs?? nah! I'll sleep right he...*falls asleep*

LanceWindu
ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

yerssot
*wakes up; goes to the fridge*
hmmm... 64 slices of American cheese

LanceWindu
*Wakes up*

Pass me one of those will you?

yerssot
Damn that Lance! He's always one cheese ahead of me!
*throws Lance 64 slieces of Canadian cheese*

LanceWindu
Ewwww

Canadian??? I hate Canadian

yerssot
what's wrong with Canadian cheese?

LanceWindu
It just has that weird kind of hoosier taste you it.

yerssot
fair enough...
*throws Lance 64 slieces of American Cheese*
here you go patriot

LanceWindu
WooHoo!

BTW Do we have any spray cheese to put on top of these???

yerssot
no, I gave it to mah who ...
*looks at mah*
STOP that!
For the last time! Don't spray people with it!

LanceWindu
It's not Aerosol Fun Spray Mah!

yerssot
blast it Lance! I knew he shouldn't be trusted with it!
Mah! you're going to buy a new one! a FULL one!

LanceWindu
And get some Ritz crackers to spread the cheese on!

yerssot
and some beer! and buy yourself some water... you pay ofcourse big grin

LanceWindu
And get the good beer this time. Last time you came back we all got bitter beer face.

yerssot
I thought it was Canadian?

LanceWindu
Same difference.

yerssot
what do you want? Bud?

LanceWindu
Yup

yerssot

LanceWindu
Butt

yerssot
Put your behind in the past!

LanceWindu
Well it is behind me!

yerssot
or is it?
*starts humming the X-files theme*

LanceWindu
laughing out loud

mah
.....hmm....

Gundark
Bud ? Bleeck. Thats Clydesdale piss.

finti
have you actually tasted horse piss Gundy?(The right answere would be : Yes I have drunken Bud) big grin

Gundark
Yes I have drunken Bud.

finti
my condolations

LanceWindu
It's better than Natural Ice

mechmoggy
Bud is just poo.

LW, have you ever wondered why your bottom is actually located at your middle? Spooky eh.

LanceWindu
*Shivers*

It's a conspiracy

yerssot
mech, don't tell the answer!

Gundark
And I will never drunken Bud again.

I'm onto Schmirnoff Ice now.

yerssot
you're ON it? you must have small feet then!

Gundark
I can swim in the bottle if I make myself small enough.

*picks up bottle that says 'drink me"*

yerssot
*starts to sing*
She's a Gundark in a bottle, you can try to lock her forever

Gundark
*puts hands over ears*

Dim
*looks around to find the source of the annoying highpitched squealing*
*twitches annoyingly and continues her work*

Gundark
I can give you some pills for that twitch....

yerssot
I gave Dim a twitch? woops sad

phinney6
Ok Dim i work with GUndy and I got the pills right here....you drink it with this *Mineral Water*





psst "yerss"

In this mineral water is 75% vodka...hehehe

yerssot
Ow phinney! I'm thirsty! Give me some mineral water wink

*whispers*
75% isn't enough for Dimmie, you need more!

mah
roll eyes (sarcastic) that 'vodka in mineral water trick' is gettin a bit old, don't you think?

yerssot
there was vodka in it? eek!
Gimme more! big grin

Gundark
*waits for Dim and her big key ring*

yerssot
*waits for a brandnew car and lots of money*

queeq
I'm using my key to lock this one up.

yerssot
can't we play some more?

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