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Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing for me.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said "But this is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said "But you dont understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said "Me too".

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand" I said "I had hoped to have Sex on TV" He called me a show off.

When my wife and I seperated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married" The judge said "Me too". Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A police officer came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said "I'm looking for Sex!"

My case comes up on Friday...

cute

uber classic

HAAHAAAAAAAAHA thats good

ive heard it before but its still funny

excellent, i read that before, but it makes me laugh EVERY time!

I had a dog once.... I called him "Stay...." he died of confusion while I was training him to come.....

Brain!Or the mice from that old chip and dale show.JM

Nice one BGK

One day sex was acting up so I called a veterinarian office and asked "Do you have any advice on how to control sex"?
One day sex was in heat so I went to a dog park and started checking out possible mates for him. I saw one dog and told the owner "that dog looks great for sex".

Nice addition Arsenal!

Dogs need names that are DOGLIKE "Spike" / "Butch". They need those kind of names. But cat people never do that. Ex: My neighbors named their cat "FLUFFY". You wanna know why you see more dead dogs on the side of the road than cats? It's not because they get hit more, it's because they're actually flinging themselves in front of a car. SOME CAT OWNER BOUGHT HIM, AND NAMED HIM FLUFFY!

i knew a person with a dog named little sh!t...
its the truth...