Join against the llamas!!!!!

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JLred
There is a major war going on between humans and llamas. I myself am leader of the human tribes.. Together we will defeat the llamas!!!!!!Whos with me???? But be warned some humans have gone to the llama side and take a great deal of power to convert them back!!!!

ladygrim
IM with u ....'PAH ' i hate Llamas

debbiejo
There's a couple Llamas down the street from me. They don't think I know, but I do. They even had the nerve to have a baby Llama.

Clovie
blink

ladygrim
ooo the cheek of them ....

XIA
HAIL OUR LORD! LLAMAPALOOZA! HE SHALL CONQUOR ALL!

Mr Wiggles
*throws a grenade in the room and closes the door*

LLAMAS RULE!

debbiejo
There everywhere I tell you, just everywhere!!!

XIA
laughing out loud

debbiejo
They spit too.

XIA
I JUST LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!

debbiejo
Are you one of them??

Mr Wiggles
survivors? after a grenade explosion? ah well *cocks DE's*

XIA
ALL HAIL LLAMA!
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WhoKnows?
*gasp.
jlred is a llama hater!

Mr Wiggles
wohoo! i have followers!

EAT THAT JLRED!

debbiejo
sympathizers!!

XIA
*takes out magnum pistol*
BYE JLRED!!!
*fires and misses*
sad Crap, that was my only bullet!

Bardock42
Who made you the leader What the f**k? I demand that that person is shot immediately.

Furthermore I think we should elect a new leader, and after hard days of inner twist I decided that I shall run for it.

Bardock42
Ok, the polls are closed.

1 vote for me, none for anyone else, perfect, I am the new leader of humankind,

Bardock42

XIA
I am Llamapalooza's messenger, He is appeased with your offer, we shall take and sacrifice JLred and peace will be between us. *ties JLred to a post and holds up a torch*

Llamas: *start dancing* Happy Dance

Mr Wiggles
**** you! i was the first to join the llamas so i am the human leader! the llama lord is the true leader!

XIA
Exactly!

Mr Wiggles
*bows down* all hail llama lord!

XIA
*bows down as well*

Llama: *makes whatever sound llamas make and walks back into the sacred llama lord room.*

Arsenal
I'm on noone's side, I just want to kill everyone *takes out sword and rifle and starts killing everyone in site*

XIA
We're in a well protected castle, if you leave us alone though, we'll give you ammunition for you slaughter of everyone except us! big grin

Mr Wiggles
save the llama lord! *puts S.W.A.T armor on llama lord and pulls out AK47* DIEEE MOFO!

Arsenal
How about I just take the ammunition and kill you all anyway? big grin

XIA
no no expression
*straps arsenal under the chair in the picture*
Chair: creeeeeeeeeeek!

http://www.setnom.4t.com/images/own3d.jpg

Bardock42
well thats it, I resign from my office, you can stick your stupid war up your arses

Mr Wiggles
good *sticks bardock42 in a cannon and aims it at arsenal* haha! now you got a spammer to deal with! *fires*

XIA
laughing





*chair collapses crushing them both*

Bardock42
Thats it, I take my office back and kick Mr. Wiggles arse.

Arsenal
Let me help in kicking his arse

Mr Wiggles
oh hell no you didnt *puts on ninja suit and kicks both of their asses

Arsenal
*Takes out lightsaber* What now?

XIA
THIS! eek!

Mr Wiggles
*takes out two lightsabers* that now cool

Arsenal
*takes out double-edged lightsaber* top this

XIA
okay

Mr Wiggles
*gets an idea* *uses EMP and shortens out the battery on the lightsabers*

debbiejo
Ouch that hurt.

Arsenal
Lightsabers don't run on batteries

JLred
BACK!!!

*unties himself and runs* *gathers all llamahaters and leads a revolt against the castle**castle is taken over*

I RULE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil face

Mr Wiggles
oh hell no! *goes into dressingroom and comes out in matrix outfit*

DIE MOTHER****ERS! *pulls out two m16's and shoots everyone* Quick! to the emergency castle! *gets all llamas and llama supporters and moves to castle next door*

Maverick2364
THIS Jedi will defend the llamas from all who oppose them.

XIA
*holds up french flag and surrenders*

Llama: *runs*

Mr Wiggles
TRAITOR! AND YOUR FRENCH TO TOP IT OFF! :angry:

get her boys! Soldier llamas attack!

JLred
I AM THE ORIGINAL LLAMA HATER KING, and CANNOT be easily defeated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

Mr Wiggles
yes you can, you hate llamas, your still a person

I on the other hand have trained with the marines, know all types of martial arts, am the former boxing champ of the army, and learned to shoot by playing sniping and handgun games down by the arcade!

XIA
yes you can no expression

JLred
No I cant I have been trained by llamahater-san the strongest ninja alive.*does ninja stance* Bring it!

kicking

Jeff-Man
"Tina, you fat lard, eat the food!"

Mr Wiggles
no expression *shoots homing rocket at jlred*

Mr Wiggles
tina come get some ham!

laughing laughing good movie

Sadako of Girth
*Sends the accursed Binks creation out into a Llama-barracks and issue the Llamas with 15 cyanide capsules,nailing the doors shut behind him*
*15 out of the 21 Llamas in there take the cyanide on recognising the utter, utter futility of ever escaping the prospect of having to watch the ensuing terminally annoying and unnecessary slapstick routines*

*The others, not having lacking the luxury of cyanide, leave on the gas oven and pray for a match to be lit......*

Jeff-Man
G@ LLLAMAS!!!!

JLred
*Dodges and kicks him head on*
kicking




No idea if hes a llamahater or llamalover dontgetit


That doesnt sound right and I dont wanna change it...

Sadako of Girth
Hate em.....Evil Eyespitters each every one of 'em....
(Even the conciencious objectors...! wink )

JLred
YES!!!!!!THen you are our new champion for the llamahaters!!!!I'm the king!!!!!

You're champion because you use long complicated words.....

Sadako of Girth
LOL *Burns collection of Jeff Minter's old Llamasoft C64 games including 'Attack of the mutant camels' and 'revenge of the mutant camels'*

Arachnoidfreak
Llamas will rule all.

And now, an OWN3D pic, for comedic purposes.

Sadako of Girth
*Straps 3 Llamas to hood of car and crashes it into castle wall*

JLred
Nice!!!!!

*captures a llama and inserts dynamite in its stomach..Frees with other llamas then explodes killing hundreds of llamas*

Arachnoidfreak
Hey, look over there, llamas are coming out of the woodwork!

*watches as hundreds of llamas start coming in through cracks in the floorboard and ceiling*

Sadako of Girth
Just in time to set off a network of anti Llama-mines prepared earlier *Burning Llama flesh rains down like blazing drizzle with the "Papping" sound of charring Llama meat falling about our ears like the ticking of a thousand brutally dismembered Llama clocks...*

JLred
thats why your our champion....

Arachnoidfreak
They're friggin magical llamas!

*burnt llamas start piecing themselves together and run around*

Sadako of Girth
*Sideblinded by an oncoming Llama-attack gets spit in the eye*
('Cable Guy' style)I'm bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinded.....!!!!!

*Realising that many of these are Magic Llama's, Sadako uses a Lee Harvey Oswald style "Magic bullet" which kills 15,000 Llamas and then turns up later without a mark on it....*

Jeff-Man
why does everyone dislike llamas?
what did they ever do to you?

Sadako of Girth
One mocked me at a Zoo when I was 5. wink

Arachnoidfreak
laughing

JLred
lol....
KILL THOSE FREAKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

My pic.:
http://artpad.art.com/?iccgc3134b2o

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