The KMC Style Jeopardy Game!

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Myth
Ok. You post the answer and the next person gives the question, just like in Jeopardy. This is fun and creative, not serious questions.

Answer: Nude Bubble-bath

Spooony
Question: If you are in a bath wearing no clothes and there is a substance in the water that creates bubbles what a might you call it?

Answer; Chicken soup with bread

Myth
Question: What do you apply boiling hot over dog-bite wounds to sooth the pain?

Answer: Carrot Top and Robert DeNiro

taft

Myth
Um... taft, I think you missed the point of the game.

I repeat: Carrot Top and Robert DeNiro.

BakaXero
Question:um... what do you have if you chop of the top of an orange vegatable and place it next to an actor in the godfather?

Answer polka dot bakini

muffin man
what else was the discription of what she wore other than teeny weeny yellow

answer origami and ninja

Drumdude1167
Question: What two japeneese things have confused the hell out of americans

Answer: Tuesdays comming, did you bring your coat

Myth
Question: What does an Oregon weatherman say every Monday?

Answer: An upside down frog

taft
i dont understand these questions

Captain REX
(You don't understand how it works...)

(For example, Myth's Answer is "An upside down frog" so I'd post the Question it could be the answer to...)

Question: What is a green amphibian that has been killed and put on its back?

Answer: Porkchop Sandwiches!

taft

Jeff-Man
Question: what is a salad that contains potatoes?

Answer: string cheese

taft
Question:Whatdid George Washington never eat?

Answer: Taco Bell

dean7879
question - rejumble these words> cota elbl<..whats the name of this famous restaurant?

answer - ricky gervais

Jeff-Man
Question: who is someone ive never heard of?

Answer: Michael Jackson

dean7879
never heard of ricky gervais? what planet do u live on?

question: who is the biggest prat in the world...even though he has brilliant songs

answer: manchester united

Echuu
question: a U.K. football team

answer: Italy

Jeff-Man
Question: What country is in Europe?

Answer: Obi-Wan Kenobi

GCG
QUESTION : Apart from Yoda, who is the other Jedi master who srvives the Jedi holocaust ?

Answer: Hourglass

Myth
Question: What is the perfect shap for the woman body?

Answer: Blood dripping off their finger tip

Dregh
Q: What would you like to see in N'Sync's fingers?


A: Arabs.

Krypt Keeper
Question: Who are the peolpe responsible for Dale Earnhardt's Death.

Answer:Rednecks

muffin man
question: how would you describe roseanne barr and stone cold steve austin

answer: bungy jumping camels

Myth
Question: What competition to Iraqi's do in place of dog long jumping?

Answer: Socks, shoes, shirt, hat, gloves, but no pants.

RZA
Question: What articles of clothing does Michael Jackson wear to bed during sleepovers?

Answer: Chipmunks

dark1365
^What do squirrels like to rape?


Socks

Myth
What is red and ended a curse?

Answer: Clown porn

RZA
Question: What Carrot Top did before he became a comedian?

Answer: drunk hobo

dark1365
What is Krusty the Clown's obsession?

Norman

RZA
LOL...same time damn...someone's gonna have to edit

Myth
I was a little confused with "Drunk Hobo" being Krusties pass-time.

Moving On:
Question: Who is the fat funny fella on Cheers?

Answer: Myth

RZA
Question: Who started this thread?

Answer: RZA

dark1365
What is Athena?

Horn

RZA
Question: What bull fighters often get stuck up their ass?

Answer: doll house

dark1365
What does Michael Jackson secretly like to play with?

ball

Myth
Question: What do gay men play with as children?

Answer: Gigli

Myth
(I guess mine worked anyways despite it being mistimed. big grin )

dark1365
What is the most failure of a movie that J.Lo ever made?

baraka

RZA
Question: What was the name of that lame ass movie that bombed horribly?

Answer: Mike Tyson

Myth
What MK characters looks where messed up with updated CG?

Answer: Conan O'Brien

RZA
Question: Who is the biggest douche on late night TV?

Answer: A ninja turtle doll and a white wolf

Myth
(I'm sorry, that is not the question we were looking for)

Question: What is the code name for coccaine snorted with a rolled up dollar bill?

Answer: The Penis Mightier

RZA
^^LOL...ok...and the question I was looking for was what is Myth's AV?
Anyways I'm out...lata. http://img210.exs.cx/img210/7972/8adiggy7zv.gif

Myth
Hmmm... completely forgot about that. laughing

Myth
Actually it is a baby in a Halloween costume. Look at the hands.

muffin man
question: what might happen when you have your penis enlarged
answer: octuple headspin

Myth
Question: What is it called when you decapitate somebody by twisting their head off in 8 rotations?

Answer: Dragon Breath

RZA
Question: What was Myth's nickname in high school? j/k wink

Question: What is the reason why I carry tic tacs in my pocket?

Answer: tacos and burritos

Myth
(I don't care if you make jokes at my expense. I' liked your first question better. It was funnier.)

Question: What does Cartman's put in his hand besides Ben Affleck's penis when he pretends his hand is the new J-Lo?

Myth
Oops...

Answer: Julia Roberts mouth

dark1365
What is the biggest noticable thing in Hollywood?

meatgrinder

Myth
What word does a penis hate most?

When ideots attack

Krypt Keeper
What is a blindman for a lookout?????????????

Answer: a catalog

Filth
What is the main thing people take from Argos?

Smelly green cheese.

Krypt Keeper
(Actually it's what michael jackson uses to pick his nose.)
Q: What is something the french eat
A: Obitchuary

muffin man
question: what goes in the paper when you die
answer: pogo sticking toffee

taft
Question:what is something ive never heard of ?

Answer: Books with stickers

Drumdude1167
Q: The male genetalia

A: Hooker with a penis

muffin man
Q: whats something you hope to never see?
A: stress balls

Myth
Question: What do you get when you get cock blocked?

Answer: Halle Berry in Catwoman

RZA
Question: What is another name for good bonerage material ? droolio

Answer: catchers mitt

muffin man
question: what do you need to be a catcher

answer: snow llama

Myth
Question: What do you call a llama lost in Antartica?

Answer: 6 and a half inches

STYX Chick
Question: What is the length of a radio?

Answer: Tomato paste

RZA
(I'm sorry, that is not the question we were looking for)

The correct question was...What your father told you a woman's vagina was when he tried to explain the birds and the bees?

Myth
Question: What isn't as good of a lubricant as one might think?

Answer: Sammy Sosa

RZA
Question: How do you say 'Steroid user' in Spanish?

Answer: Bill Clinton

Myth
Question: What president will be putting his ideas down in an episode of CSI?

Answer: Aliens

Krypt Keeper
What are people who cross the border ( Mexicans ) for no apparent reason except to get drugs, get caught with them, and get 15 years for coming & 5 more years for possesion of illeagal substances, AND don't speak engish so they don't know what the hell is going on but they don't say anything 1: No one understands them 2: They don't care cuz they're used to it anyways?

Answer: Chicks w/ Dicks.

RZA
Question: What is known as the best of both worlds? (j/k) wink
no..no..seriously I was only joking...embarrasment

Real Question: What is every man's worst nightmare? eek!

Answer: silicone

Myth
Question: What is great as long as you don't know it is really there?

Answer: "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."

muffin man
question: what would a shoes salesmen say?

answer: GOOGILA

Myth
Question: Who is Queen Kong's arch enemy?

Answer: Putt putt golf designer

muffin man
sorry wrong question what is Casey Jones catch phrase?

Question: what is an easy job in design work?

answer: squelchy cookies

Myth
Question: What do I want to eat?

Answer: Toe fungus

muffin man
question: whats blue and nightcrawler doesn't have?
answer: grim reaper

Myth
Question: Who needs to pay Osama Bin Laden a visit?

Answer: LBJ

muffin man
Umm I'll take randomness for 100

Myth
And time is up: The question was "What was Lyndon B Johnson often referred to as?"

Answer: Zinger

muffin man
question: name an unsuccessful rapper
answer: extra stringy

well how much money do I have

Myth
Question: How would you describe a mop?

Answer: 69

Spooony
what do you call 2 people giving oral to eachother..... or a number after 68?

l337

Myth
How many times have I masturbated this year?

From Portland, Oregon to Dallas, Texas.

The Tired Hiker
Where have I flooded public bathroom toilets?

It's in the cheese.

Spooony
Where did i leave my dvd collection?

Spam

BENITO
name the most powerful poison in the universe

fried spear

Myth
What do you get when you fry asparagus?

Go Go

The Tired Hiker
Who is Lucy Lu's right hand gal in Kill Bill Vol. 1


Chocolate babies.

Spooony
babies made out of a sweet substance made from cocoa beans

TNT

Myth
Who knows drama?

Gorilla with a cigar in its mouth

Lazerus
What is a high flyin monkey?

SCOTTISH

speiderman
How is it possible to be here nor there?

Myth
Originally posted by speiderman
How is it possible to be here nor there?

What? Did I miss something? I'm skipping that post.

A: Scottish:
Q: Besides fat, what is Fat Bastard?

A: Finger touching

BENITO
I'm not answer that until I find out how much dough I've got

xLiNdS x 622x
people your not supposed to answer your own questions..you post an answer and the next person posts a possible question for that answer

Myth
Exactly. Let's try this again:

A: Finger Touching

RZA
What did Michael Jackson get in trouble for doing?

A: Boulder, Colorado

BullitNutz
What is "Town in which "Mork and Mindy" is set?"

A: Has no cappucino

Myth
Q: Why does Taco Bell suck?

A: Rock the Garden

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