The KMC Style Jeopardy Game!
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Myth
Ok. You post the answer and the next person gives the question, just like in Jeopardy. This is fun and creative, not serious questions.
Answer: Nude Bubble-bath
Spooony
Question: If you are in a bath wearing no clothes and there is a substance in the water that creates bubbles what a might you call it?
Answer; Chicken soup with bread
Myth
Question: What do you apply boiling hot over dog-bite wounds to sooth the pain?
Answer: Carrot Top and Robert DeNiro
Myth
Um... taft, I think you missed the point of the game.
I repeat: Carrot Top and Robert DeNiro.
BakaXero
Question:um... what do you have if you chop of the top of an orange vegatable and place it next to an actor in the godfather?
Answer polka dot bakini
muffin man
what else was the discription of what she wore other than teeny weeny yellow
answer origami and ninja
Drumdude1167
Question: What two japeneese things have confused the hell out of americans
Answer: Tuesdays comming, did you bring your coat
Myth
Question: What does an Oregon weatherman say every Monday?
Answer: An upside down frog
taft
i dont understand these questions
Captain REX
(You don't understand how it works...)
(For example, Myth's Answer is "An upside down frog" so I'd post the Question it could be the answer to...)
Question: What is a green amphibian that has been killed and put on its back?
Answer: Porkchop Sandwiches!
Jeff-Man
Question: what is a salad that contains potatoes?
Answer: string cheese
taft
Question:Whatdid George Washington never eat?
Answer: Taco Bell
dean7879
question - rejumble these words> cota elbl<..whats the name of this famous restaurant?
answer - ricky gervais
Jeff-Man
Question: who is someone ive never heard of?
Answer: Michael Jackson
dean7879
never heard of ricky gervais? what planet do u live on?
question: who is the biggest prat in the world...even though he has brilliant songs
answer: manchester united
Echuu
question: a U.K. football team
answer: Italy
Jeff-Man
Question: What country is in Europe?
Answer: Obi-Wan Kenobi
GCG
QUESTION : Apart from Yoda, who is the other Jedi master who srvives the Jedi holocaust ?
Answer: Hourglass
Myth
Question: What is the perfect shap for the woman body?
Answer: Blood dripping off their finger tip
Dregh
Q: What would you like to see in N'Sync's fingers?
A: Arabs.
Krypt Keeper
Question: Who are the peolpe responsible for Dale Earnhardt's Death.
Answer:Rednecks
muffin man
question: how would you describe roseanne barr and stone cold steve austin
answer: bungy jumping camels
Myth
Question: What competition to Iraqi's do in place of dog long jumping?
Answer: Socks, shoes, shirt, hat, gloves, but no pants.
RZA
Question: What articles of clothing does Michael Jackson wear to bed during sleepovers?
Answer: Chipmunks
dark1365
^What do squirrels like to rape?
Socks
Myth
What is red and ended a curse?
Answer: Clown porn
RZA
Question: What Carrot Top did before he became a comedian?
Answer: drunk hobo
dark1365
What is Krusty the Clown's obsession?
Norman
RZA
LOL...same time damn...someone's gonna have to edit
Myth
I was a little confused with "Drunk Hobo" being Krusties pass-time.
Moving On:
Question: Who is the fat funny fella on Cheers?
Answer: Myth
RZA
Question: Who started this thread?
Answer: RZA
dark1365
What is Athena?
Horn
RZA
Question: What bull fighters often get stuck up their ass?
Answer: doll house
dark1365
What does Michael Jackson secretly like to play with?
ball
Myth
Question: What do gay men play with as children?
Answer: Gigli
Myth
(I guess mine worked anyways despite it being mistimed.
)
dark1365
What is the most failure of a movie that J.Lo ever made?
baraka
RZA
Question: What was the name of that lame ass movie that bombed horribly?
Answer: Mike Tyson
Myth
What MK characters looks where messed up with updated CG?
Answer: Conan O'Brien
RZA
Question: Who is the biggest douche on late night TV?
Answer: A ninja turtle doll and a white wolf
Myth
(I'm sorry, that is not the question we were looking for)
Question: What is the code name for coccaine snorted with a rolled up dollar bill?
Answer: The Penis Mightier
RZA
^^LOL...ok...and the question I was looking for was what is Myth's AV?
Anyways I'm out...lata. http://img210.exs.cx/img210/7972/8adiggy7zv.gif
Myth
Hmmm... completely forgot about that.
Myth
Actually it is a baby in a Halloween costume. Look at the hands.
muffin man
question: what might happen when you have your penis enlarged
answer: octuple headspin
Myth
Question: What is it called when you decapitate somebody by twisting their head off in 8 rotations?
Answer: Dragon Breath
RZA
Question: What was Myth's nickname in high school? j/k
Question: What is the reason why I carry tic tacs in my pocket?
Answer: tacos and burritos
Myth
(I don't care if you make jokes at my expense. I' liked your first question better. It was funnier.)
Question: What does Cartman's put in his hand besides Ben Affleck's penis when he pretends his hand is the new J-Lo?
Myth
Oops...
Answer: Julia Roberts mouth
dark1365
What is the biggest noticable thing in Hollywood?
meatgrinder
Myth
What word does a penis hate most?
When ideots attack
Krypt Keeper
What is a blindman for a lookout?????????????
Answer: a catalog
Filth
What is the main thing people take from Argos?
Smelly green cheese.
Krypt Keeper
(Actually it's what michael jackson uses to pick his nose.)
Q: What is something the french eat
A: Obitchuary
muffin man
question: what goes in the paper when you die
answer: pogo sticking toffee
taft
Question:what is something ive never heard of ?
Answer: Books with stickers
Drumdude1167
Q: The male genetalia
A: Hooker with a penis
muffin man
Q: whats something you hope to never see?
A: stress balls
Myth
Question: What do you get when you get cock blocked?
Answer: Halle Berry in Catwoman
RZA
Question: What is another name for good bonerage material ? droolio
Answer: catchers mitt
muffin man
question: what do you need to be a catcher
answer: snow llama
Myth
Question: What do you call a llama lost in Antartica?
Answer: 6 and a half inches
STYX Chick
Question: What is the length of a radio?
Answer: Tomato paste
RZA
(I'm sorry, that is not the question we were looking for)
The correct question was...What your father told you a woman's vagina was when he tried to explain the birds and the bees?
Myth
Question: What isn't as good of a lubricant as one might think?
Answer: Sammy Sosa
RZA
Question: How do you say 'Steroid user' in Spanish?
Answer: Bill Clinton
Myth
Question: What president will be putting his ideas down in an episode of CSI?
Answer: Aliens
Krypt Keeper
What are people who cross the border ( Mexicans ) for no apparent reason except to get drugs, get caught with them, and get 15 years for coming & 5 more years for possesion of illeagal substances, AND don't speak engish so they don't know what the hell is going on but they don't say anything 1: No one understands them 2: They don't care cuz they're used to it anyways?
Answer: Chicks w/ Dicks.
RZA
Question: What is known as the best of both worlds? (j/k)
no..no..seriously I was only joking...
Real Question: What is every man's worst nightmare?
Answer: silicone
Myth
Question: What is great as long as you don't know it is really there?
Answer: "I had to beat them to death with their own shoes."
muffin man
question: what would a shoes salesmen say?
answer: GOOGILA
Myth
Question: Who is Queen Kong's arch enemy?
Answer: Putt putt golf designer
muffin man
sorry wrong question what is Casey Jones catch phrase?
Question: what is an easy job in design work?
answer: squelchy cookies
Myth
Question: What do I want to eat?
Answer: Toe fungus
muffin man
question: whats blue and nightcrawler doesn't have?
answer: grim reaper
Myth
Question: Who needs to pay Osama Bin Laden a visit?
Answer: LBJ
muffin man
Umm I'll take randomness for 100
Myth
And time is up: The question was "What was Lyndon B Johnson often referred to as?"
Answer: Zinger
muffin man
question: name an unsuccessful rapper
answer: extra stringy
well how much money do I have
Myth
Question: How would you describe a mop?
Answer: 69
Spooony
what do you call 2 people giving oral to eachother..... or a number after 68?
l337
Myth
How many times have I masturbated this year?
From Portland, Oregon to Dallas, Texas.
The Tired Hiker
Where have I flooded public bathroom toilets?
It's in the cheese.
Spooony
Where did i leave my dvd collection?
Spam
BENITO
name the most powerful poison in the universe
fried spear
Myth
What do you get when you fry asparagus?
Go Go
The Tired Hiker
Who is Lucy Lu's right hand gal in Kill Bill Vol. 1
Chocolate babies.
Spooony
babies made out of a sweet substance made from cocoa beans
TNT
Myth
Who knows drama?
Gorilla with a cigar in its mouth
Lazerus
What is a high flyin monkey?
SCOTTISH
speiderman
How is it possible to be here nor there?
Myth
Originally posted by speiderman
How is it possible to be here nor there?
What? Did I miss something? I'm skipping that post.
A: Scottish:
Q: Besides fat, what is Fat Bastard?
A: Finger touching
BENITO
I'm not answer that until I find out how much dough I've got
xLiNdS x 622x
people your not supposed to answer your own questions..you post an answer and the next person posts a possible question for that answer
Myth
Exactly. Let's try this again:
A: Finger Touching
RZA
What did Michael Jackson get in trouble for doing?
A: Boulder, Colorado
BullitNutz
What is "Town in which "Mork and Mindy" is set?"
A: Has no cappucino
Myth
Q: Why does Taco Bell suck?
A: Rock the Garden
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