Theres a spider on my wall...

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SlipknoT
And Im thinking about killing it because I dont like them, and it looked at me funny What the f**k?

WhoKnows?
but i like spiders.

SlipknoT
But I dont

Maverick2364
which of its eyes looked at you funny?

SlipknoT
The forth one and I think the 7th

Elektra_lover
Kill it now and make sure it suffers! I hate spiders

Beast_Within
what type is it?

LandoSpeeder2
Kill it! I hate spiders also!2guns

shellie
its bad luck to kill a spider in your house stick out tongue

Beast_Within
take it ouside, then kill it eek!

SlipknoT
Looks like a wolf spider

LandoSpeeder2
Though I'm sure you've already killed it or let it go since it's been over 40 minutes since you posted this thread

SlipknoT
actually its still right here on the wall

GCG
uhm . .. dont get to annoyed by what i am about to say



when i was a kid I ate two spiders in one day big grin

Beast_Within
i think there were wolf spiders on the dock outside my summer cabin...they were huge, staring at me with all their eyes...it was so scary i jumped back as they climed up...i was so scared after that sad

SlipknoT
lol, I hate spiders

Beast_Within
i was about 8 or so when i saw them. it was ssooo scary... sad

SlipknoT
laughing out loud

Beast_Within
dude, if u saw them, u'd jump back 2! it was about the size of a tarantula, or even bigger! and there were 2!

SlipknoT
how many inches

Beast_Within
i think about....from head to back, it was about 2-3 inches, i guess

SlipknoT
Ok, thats no where near the size of a tarantula

debbiejo
I swallowed a mosquito once. messed

SaTsuJiN
http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Animals/Spiders/Wolf_Spider_8_eyes_PB032198.JPG
ewww creepy! @_@

Wolf Spider
Male
http://www.usq.edu.au/spider/find/spiders/images/441B10.jpg

Female
http://www.usq.edu.au/spider/find/spiders/images/441A10.jpg

Beast_Within
yikes!!!

SlipknoT
cry

Beast_Within
*shakes with fear*

SaTsuJiN
when they're that big, your shoe will no longer suffice as a sufficient means of 'getting rid' of the pest... you need like a hammer or something lol.. but ew @ the thought of getting splashed with spider goop... sick !!

Beast_Within
sick

Teen Titan#1FAN
laughing out loud

Teen Titan#1FAN
DUDE eek

debbiejo
Kill it!! Kill it now!! or this will be how the world will end. alien

Teen Titan#1FAN
laughing out loud

Arachnoidfreak
Friggin Arachnophobes.

Leave the spider alone. It probably keeps your room free of roaches and flies.

Teen Titan#1FAN
But what if it's a Female?

SaTsuJiN
then its going to spit eggsacs in your shoes! eeek!
http://kaweahoaks.com/html/spi_wolf_w_eggs03.jpg

Then the spiderlings will hide in your cereal box >_>
http://kaweahoaks.com/html/spider_wolfmommy2.jpg

Teen Titan#1FAN
Ewww....

SlipknoT
The funny thing is that its still on the wall

Teen Titan#1FAN
Really

SlipknoT
yea

Teen Titan#1FAN
Whoa

barbarossa
Dude, Wolf spiders are Uber poisenous. Kill the S.O.B!

SlipknoT
really?

Teen Titan#1FAN
Badum Badum badum,badump

SlipknoT
huh?

barbarossa
Hell yeah, the thing bites you and you'll puff up like a baloon. And thats if you are luckey.

SlipknoT
wow, they're so common around here

Teen Titan#1FAN
yeah same here.....pika

barbarossa
yup.

SlipknoT
eee gads

Teen Titan#1FAN
barbarossa>How do you know they are poisenous

Teen Titan#1FAN
well I g2g see yall later smile

barbarossa
Expierience and reading.

Punk Tiger
Don't kill it, it means no harm, it's a little creature, what's it gonna do do you, kill ya!? Just leave it, spiders are cute and yeah they look a bit creepy with 8 legs or whatever but the like this big *gets thumb and finger about 4 cm away from each other* or bigger or smaller, don't kill it please.... sad I'll never speak to you!

WhoKnows?
ill take the spider.

TOH
Wolf spiders are not poisonous... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Beast_Within
slip, did u kill it?!!??

Teen Titan#1FAN
There not?

Teen Titan#1FAN
It's bin like day so.... roll eyes (sarcastic)

vaya_the_elf
I love spiders.

To bad I'm allegic *sniffs*

WhoKnows?
it would have gotten away by now.

Beast_Within
i'l kill it for him!

*takes out pistol*

WhoKnows?
oh no.

Alice_In_Chains
spiders!!! sick blink

vaya_the_elf
spiders are not bad....


Don't bother them, and they won't bother you

Korri
John wil protect you droolio

Beast_Within
*looks for spider with my pistol*

i know ur here, puppet......i'l find u puppet.....

*find's spider*

hello, puppet...

*shoots spider*

WhoKnows?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Alice_In_Chains
yay!!!

Beast_Within
*plucks dead spider off of slip's wall*

sry bout the hole slip, i'l pay for that stick out tongue

Jackie Malfoy
Smash it Kill it!Murder it.Then sing that guns and Roses Song "I use to love her but I had to kill her!"JMkicking

Beast_Within
laughing out loud

WhoKnows?
*blinks
ill get over it

Jackie Malfoy
angel_notIt was for the best!The best for the sprider and the best for yuo!JM laughing

Beast_Within
*throws dead spider in the trash*

Alice_In_Chains
spiders suck i cant even begin to count howmany iv killed

Jackie Malfoy
Hey don't do that yet.We have to have a proper service for it first!Where's your manners?JM wink rip

Beast_Within
*plucks it outta the trash*

Alice_In_Chains
yay can i come to the service?

WhoKnows?
i dont have to dress up for the funeral. im already in black.

Jackie Malfoy
That's better!Now bow your heads in silent for the poor sprider who dead a horrible death!Anyone care to say anything nice about the sprider?JMcryflowers

Alice_In_Chains
ill say something...


it had losts legs...must'v come in handy

Jackie Malfoy
That was beauiful Alice!JMbawling

Alice_In_Chains
thnk u *sniff

Flying High
once there was a spider on my bed....it was seriously massive...another one on the wall close to it....the same night sad



my mum picked them up with her bare hands....she's brave smile

Jackie Malfoy
Yes she is just like this strider right here!JMcrybaby

vaya_the_elf
We sell spiders were i work. I would not be so scared of them if i was not allegic to them

Jackie Malfoy
You are allegic to them that is horrible!Btw how much do you sell turples for?JMinnocent

Teen Titan#1FAN
Whoa u like killed it no expression

Arachnoidfreak
Leave the spider alone!

Jackie Malfoy
It is aready gone guys.It went to a better place!JMangel

a1hsauce
evil face

JToTheP
Grab a pair of boots, stomp it into absolute nothingness, rinse and repeat.

WhoKnows?
a great crawler it was.

Jackie Malfoy
What are you up too A1hsauce?JM

a1hsauce
nothin really, bored, watchin infomercials and chattin

WhoKnows?
now that the spiders gone, what do we talk about?

Jackie Malfoy
Are you sure you are not up to nothering evil?JMfear

Jackie Malfoy
Lets talk about you!Did you just join this site?I like Evence too!They are a good singer!JM

a1hsauce
lol im not a slytherin cutie, i dont dabble in the dark arts

a1hsauce
amy lee is hot

eggmayo
Hit it with the nearest blunt object, thats what I do

Jackie Malfoy
You are evil enough to be one!Join the darkside of Hogwarts!JM laughing

a1hsauce
nooo never, im a gryffindor till death....... our convos gonna be kicked to the HP forum lol

Jackie Malfoy
Well see about that!shifty

WhoKnows?
im more of a ravenclaw

Jackie Malfoy
Were you sorted into a house?Or did you just choose?JM

barbarossa
What the bloody hell are you guys talking about? euro

Punk Tiger
What I said before:

Don't kill it, it means no harm, it's a little creature, what's it gonna do do you, kill ya!? Just leave it, spiders are cute and yeah they look a bit creepy with 8 legs or whatever.

They like this big *gets thumb and finger about 4 cm away from each other* or bigger or smaller, don't kill it please.... I'll never speak to you!

Have you actually killed it or was there even one to begin with? If so you're evil! mad

WhoKnows?
chose. big grin

SlipknoT
No, I went to go get some chips and it was gone

Puddin
ewww kill the spider i hate them kill the 1 on my wall 2

Beast_Within
look in ur shoes!! it could be hiding there!!! fear

Beast_Within
wat type is it... evil face

Puddin
idk but its talking its sayin grrrip!

Beast_Within
grrrip? wtf?

*takes out pistol*

Puddin
idk....lol......ahh its moving!!!!!!!!!!

Beast_Within
THATS IT!!

*start's shooting at the places the spider moves*

DIE U INFERNAL BASTARD! DONT U DARE TOUCH MY GIRL!

Puddin
*hides behind BW*

Beast_Within
*aims carefully after spider stops*

say hello to exterminator...

*fires, but only gets 2 legs cause the spider moves*

Puddin
i cant see it anymore

Puddin
oh nm its back

Beast_Within
*goes over to the place where spider is, but it run's into another room. follows*

i know ur here, puppet...

*the room is pitch black. hears a wierd type of squeek, and feels a giant leg infront of me. turn's on the light on my gun, and stares in the face of a giant tarantula*

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

SlipknoT
*stomps on spider* problem solved

Beast_Within
(dude, how can u stomp on it if its about 20ft. high?)

SlipknoT
*grabs sting and stabs the spider*

Beast_Within
*spider squeals, and bites slip's arm off*

****!


*start's shooting the spider with my pistol*

Puddin
wow this is gettin weird

Beast_Within
laughing out loud

Puddin
sad ppl r gonna die cuz of me

Puddin
Slip lost an arm sad

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