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I sit here, perched on my.....perch? Pondering the wonders of our ever expandingg universe, stroking my long white beard with a wise look on my face, as I hope and pray that somewhere out there beyond the limits of our space travel capabilities, somehow, some day, someone will invent a 5 ply toilet paper. Lets all hold hands and meditate on this and light incense and maybe even do the polka naked in a field of blooming dasies.

.....I've reached a new low.

Sounds Great. Midnight OK?

.....

ok then

Kosta, you are my hero.

*turns to the men in the white jackets*

10 CC's of valium for him, and one of those coats with the arms that tie in the back, mkay?

hey moosey, is that you

*clears throat, speaks in his best Cow voice*

Nope...no moose here, just us Cows...

oh OK

you cant change your breed moose

No no...I can't...but I can pretend can't I?