Where is the best place to have sex?
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Englishpin@pple
pick the best place to do the do or hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
T.M
like this aint going to get closed
Jedi Priestess
Ok where is airplane damnit?
Englishpin@pple
Jedi Priestess u r the best
XIA
....................no
gefallen_engel
at least in the bed you can tie up the person you are with and do naughty things to them
dave123
wildest sexual fantasy thread
gefallen_engel
There you go
Corran
Mile-high club - now there's something I need to do, need to find a victim, oops I mean participant willing to join too.
Corran
Thanks, however I was looking for someone at least a few years old.
gefallen_engel
how old are you?
Corran
You shouldn't ask a lady her age - oh wait I'm male
I'm a very young 35
Mr Wiggles
buddy, 50 $ says that your still a virgin
and corran -
be nice to the noobies
Alpha Centauri
I always find it weird that some people on these boards are over 30.
Makes me feel like a young timer. Haha.
-AC
Da Moose
Anywhere it's available! Duhhh!
Corran
I'm trying to be nice, but it makes my head hurt to the point where I think it might expode.
Corran
When I first came on these boards it was an even mix of oldies and youngies, seem that the oldies all got lives and moved on and the youngies just keep multiplying like wabbits.
Alpha Centauri
I'm still legally not sad for being here, 19 and all that.
Still the young stallion I was born as, just older.
-AC
shellie
maybe its why my head hurts now
too much sweetness perhaps ?
Corran
for you , yes that will be the problem, release the devil within
shellie
i dont know how? cry teach me perhaps ?
Corran
You have four children - do you really think there is anything I can teach you?
CherryPie
all the places
and including with me, me, me...oh and me!
Alpha Centauri
How many of the places have you actually done it in though, Cherry?
-AC
shellie
well, since you put it that way...
I dont mean to be sweet, it just happens
wonder if they make medicine for it.
Corran
It's your natural mothering instincts
shellie
so it seems , can be a pain in the ass sometimes too
CherryPie
you really want to know huh?
Corran
@ Shellie: If you find sex is a pain in the ass, you might consider you are doing it the wrong way.....oh wait you meant the sweetness thing. Just be honest instead of thinking nicely and say what you think, they'll all soon see a different you.
Corran
That is why he asked.
shellie
i dunno...maybe i can....
if i say what i think to some, feelings might be hurt.
Corran
**** 'em they're only feelings, only joking - sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.
Alpha Centauri
"you really want to know huh? "
Well if you haven't done it in all of those places it kinda renders your "all of them" claim, invalid.
-AC
CherryPie
on a pool table
the laundry table(really any table
)
my room
the computer room
the couch in the living room
the bathrooms in the school
I think that is it (several times in those areas
)
Corran
not the kitchen then?
CherryPie
yeah the kitchen aaginst the door of the fridge
Alpha Centauri
Since I can't prove you're lying and you can't prove it's true, I'll just continue.
-AC
CherryPie
it is true
I plan to buy a camera and you can see my sexy life style *licks lips*
CherryPie
did I shock you corran maybe some day you can experience those places...with me
Alpha Centauri
You know Cherry, playing up to the sex pot angle doesn't make you cool. It's beginning to get you a bad rep. I'd stop it.
-AC
Clovie
ok
i don't remember what have i voted for
Corran
No I'm not shocked, I've experienced most of those places - except the school bathrooms (I went to an all boys school) - the eek was for your oh so obvious attention seeking.
a1hsauce
i made out with my gf in the boys bathroom once, that was as far as we could go before security came and got us
Alpha Centauri
Cherry, no offense but if you're as open as you CLAIM, do you think Corran would wanna tap it? I doubt that. I know I wouldn't.
-AC
Corran
If she were older I would
CherryPie
I am 18 you D!CK
Clovie
and i'm 19. and i think that the fact of how experienced you are doesn't have so much in common with the age (at least before 30
)
Alpha Centauri
Jeez, insults. I'd tell you to loosen up but...well.
Never mind.
-AC
Corran
I'm sorry I thought you were 19, oh wait 18 is less than 19 so you would still fall well below a reasonable age standard for me - if it were not for that then I am more than sure I would be interested.
Alpha Centauri
I'm beginning to think Cherry hasn't actually done it. I swear only someone who never has could want it that bad. Either that or she's done it just a few times and can't get anymore.
Don't insult me Cherry.
-AC
Silver Stardust
I've never had any and I sure as hell don't constantly b!tch about wanting some...
I don't get where people think that bragging about having all this sex when they're 18 is cool...it just makes you look like a s.lut.
Corran
Unless Cherrypie is actually a 17 year old male virgin, hell we'd never know, I don't think I've seen her pic in the members thingy section.
Clovie
i totaly agree
though....maybe.... it is not that bad?
shellie
thanks for the quote sweetness
Clovie
you're welcmoe of course, but i don't understand why are you thanking me
Alpha Centauri
There's a big difference between enjoying sex and promoting that you enjoy sex.
If she enjoys sex, fine. That's good and I'm all for that, it's to be enjoyed. I don't like how people play up to being some kind of sex maniac and then moan about it. If she just really enjoys sex then I can turn a blind eye, although it's annoying.
-AC
Silver Stardust
She put it in her "posts that make me laugh" thread
only the best quotes from KMC go there.
And am I the only person left who finds a problem with teenagers constantly bragging about sex?
Englishpin@pple
Hello to all
Alpha Centauri
I don't find it a problem. It doesn't impact my life.
It's just something a bit sad. Especially if there's a possibility she hasn't done all the stuff she claims. At least do it if you're gonna brag.
-AC
Clovie
but i was serious cry
it is annoying. you are right. but you can't know if it is nice or not. i'd like to check on my own
a1hsauce
ive seen her pic, shes quite pretty, shes a teenager, some people are lil more vocal than others about sex, dont castrate them because of it
Silver Stardust
I just...I dunno...don't really find it to be something that you brag about in public
but that's just me, I guess...
Alpha Centauri
Well it IS just a forum.
I think she just needs to stop moaning about being branded. She's practically mooning the farmer.
-AC
Silver Stardust
Yeah...
I guess I'm just a very private shy person and don't want to constantly hear people moaning about sex/lack thereof.
shellie
i know sweetie and i found it humorous and lana is right, i only put the best in there
Clovie
you are of course right there.
and it is not only coz of your shyness
it is normal.
but..but...but..
if it was funny for you cry
Deathblow
I have a problem with anyone who constantly brags about sex, regardless of age. It's a fact that the majority of people (excluding celebrities and the filthy rich) who brag about sex all the time are lying to make themselves feel better. It's often people who don't talk about it much that are the ones who have bragging rights, they're just mature enough to keep their private lives to themselves.
Either that, or like me they just don't have all that much to brag about anyway.
Korri
Is that a big of Reverse Pshycology Sam? droolio
Deathblow
You know me all too well flirt1
Korri
You know i do flirt2whip2
Alpha Centauri
They don't call him Deathblow the Pimp for nothing.
-AC
CherryPie
what is this still doing here?
TX!
i would say the bathroom in the tub cause ya'll both wet and naked so thats the perfect setting for hot steamy sex
SeptemberRain
very true.
Ive been duct taped to a bed b4, it was great
Jackie Malfoy
I would have no idea!shifty
A4E
the bathroom of a club, kitchen, and bathroom on a plane....
lol
A4E
nono topic 4 adults!!! *covers JMs eyes with my hand*
SeptemberRain
haha
oh, what about the pool table? thats always fun
OR WHILE DRIVING!!!
a1hsauce
get your hands off my client
Jackie Malfoy
But I am an audlt!Well sort of!JM(Puts fake hair and mask on!)ladyThank you bodyguard!kisses
gefallen_engel
the best place is the easiest place to get caught
A4E
wnna a fight? eh? eh??
Linkalicious
who ever has said that the "pool" is the best place to have sex is probably a virgin.
The pool, jacuzzi, or hot tub are like the worst places to have sex.
Kitchen's the best....tile floor so no stains on the carpet. And easy access to the fridge.
a1hsauce
i highly disagree with that link the pool, if ur doing it correctly, can be one of the best places to have sex, u just have to know wat ur doing
A4E
I voted 4 the kitchen too... plus u can get ice and- sorry
Linkalicious
And I highly disagree with that statement for the simple fact that chlorinated water is NOT a lubricant.
Though the setting may be nice, the conditions may be wonderful...the friction involved is EXTREMELY uncomfortable.
a1hsauce
no no no, not if ur doing it slowly and up on the steps where ur supposed to, no deep into the pool where its 6 feet deep.
Storm
All of the above, depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Linkalicious
slow sex...isn't good sex.
and who in the world would try it in 6 ft of water?
Napalm
how bout the back seet of a pinto behind a porno shop
a1hsauce
we have some sick wierd people out there link anything is possible, and wat u mean slow sex isnt good sex, did anybody read my post ill have to find it... brb
A4E
sometimes it is... it's like being in heaven and when u finally reach... it.. it feels so good...
ok I wont post here anymore
a1hsauce
lol thank A4
okay this is the post i put in cherry pies, should i start over clean thread....
everybody likes it hard and rough, why cant it be slow and gentle, just take your time damn it enjoy it dont scarf it down like a fat chili burger, love it like brocolli warm brocolli smothered with cheese mmmmm cheeese
A4E
I liek it fast and rough sometimes, but when im witha girl I really like I do it slowly and gently
Napalm
I still like this option
chelsea17
weird people
a1hsauce
chelsea
chelsea17
it's me
Linkalicious
Sex is like a race. You go slow and conserve at the begining so you can sprint at the end.
a1hsauce
ya but its also not beat the clock either, u take ur time enjoy it and share it
Linkalicious
that is of course...assuming that you care about the person you're having sex with.
a1hsauce
so u dont care about the person ur having sex with?
Arachnoidfreak
the best place would be on a roller coaster.
Gotta stay focused, and ready for the next turn.
It's also the most dangerous, so you gotta do it on the ones without the loop-de-loops.
chelsea17
this is a thread exactly like the one FJ made
a1hsauce
yep the other one i guess kinda died out chels
Miss_Faye
ha i like the way you put it !
manjaro
slow and steady just makes the dick go soft. im not sayig one should get into it like tis the last time its ever gonna happen but a nice moderate pace will work wonders.also i think the best place to do it is on a nice comfy sofa. i dont know, i find that i get more leverage that way, and it doesnt kill my knees as much.....oh and its good to do it in the ass too, the trick id s finding a girl thats willing to let you put it there
Ignite
the best place is in the park in the bushes!
amity75
Best place to have sex? I've always found a vagina to be a good place.
Corran
That's OK I guess, but it's not as good as the real thing.
lil bitchiness
Bed, shower, kitchen...outdoors is fun too.
Alpha Centauri
I'm surprised bed got the most votes.
Bathroom/Kitchen are favs.
-AC
Corran
Everywhere is fun, even the beach
Berserker
In the dark, so she doesn't have to look at me.
BakaXero
ugh...
upside down
OMEGA_05
I would say in a place where you can get cached by anyone
WHY?
because it make the whole experience even better knowing that you had sex two rooms way from your parents room
OMEGA_05
COME ON
you people have to agree
COME ON
Kosta
Pool would be pretty cool for a bit of frisky fun
. But nothing beats the bed.
chelsea17
a hot tub if you include water...
TX!
yep samething for me too the hot tub with warm water
a1hsauce
in the balcony of a play
debbiejo
In a hotel pool at night with all lights on....
eleveninches
in a playground
badboy2004
in the back of the workplace u work in
Ou Be Low hoo
Where in Fructis is the option that says 'vagina'?!?!?!?!
Ou Be Low hoo
Oh...and anyone who says 'the pool' either is lying or used a lot of lubricant...
Corran
I've done it in the pool, it wasn't easy, in fact it was most uncomfortable and a little painful, but still enjoyable because it was different.
dizzyblondegirl
on the stairs
nitro-swicked
in a jaccuzi
dizzyblondegirl
can you name five most uncomfortable places to have sex
eleveninches
1.Car
2.Toilet
3.Stairs
4.Bus
5.Cinema
dizzyblondegirl
where in the cinema?
eleveninches
in a seat. rather uncumfortable
dizzyblondegirl
im sure it was
eleveninches
where do you think is the most uncumfortable
Storm
So far, a public toilet.
dizzyblondegirl
umm
in a mates closet at a party thats the only one i can think of thats the most uncomfortable clothes everywhere
chelsea17
can I join?
TX!-yeah, very warm water
Krypt Keeper
Somewhere dark, damp, cold, and strikes fear into the hearts of many.
no biggie.
dizzyblondegirl
thats nice
Krypt Keeper
Honestly
Do You Really Think so?
a1hsauce
on the roof of my house ontop of a blanket
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