Where is the best place to have sex?

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Englishpin@pple
pick the best place to do the do or hop on the good foot and do the bad thing. evil face evil face

T.M
like this aint going to get closed

Englishpin@pple
yeah

Jedi Priestess
Ok where is airplane damnit?

Englishpin@pple
Jedi Priestess u r the best

XIA
....................no no expression

gefallen_engel
at least in the bed you can tie up the person you are with and do naughty things to them

dave123
wildest sexual fantasy thread eek!

gefallen_engel
There you go

Corran
Mile-high club - now there's something I need to do, need to find a victim, oops I mean participant willing to join too.

dizzyblondegirl
i'm game

Corran
Thanks, however I was looking for someone at least a few years old.

gefallen_engel
how old are you?

Corran
You shouldn't ask a lady her age - oh wait I'm male embarrasment I'm a very young 35

Mr Wiggles
buddy, 50 $ says that your still a virgin


and corran - laughing be nice to the noobies

Alpha Centauri
I always find it weird that some people on these boards are over 30.

Makes me feel like a young timer. Haha.

-AC

Da Moose
Anywhere it's available! Duhhh!

Corran
I'm trying to be nice, but it makes my head hurt to the point where I think it might expode.

Corran
When I first came on these boards it was an even mix of oldies and youngies, seem that the oldies all got lives and moved on and the youngies just keep multiplying like wabbits.

Alpha Centauri
I'm still legally not sad for being here, 19 and all that.

Still the young stallion I was born as, just older.

-AC

shellie
maybe its why my head hurts now confused too much sweetness perhaps ?

Corran
for you , yes that will be the problem, release the devil within evil face

shellie
i dont know how? cry teach me perhaps ?

Corran
You have four children - do you really think there is anything I can teach you?

CherryPie
all the places

and including with me, me, me...oh and me!

Alpha Centauri
How many of the places have you actually done it in though, Cherry?

-AC

shellie
well, since you put it that way...stick out tongue

I dont mean to be sweet, it just happens messed wonder if they make medicine for it.

Corran
It's your natural mothering instincts

shellie
so it seems , can be a pain in the ass sometimes too

CherryPie
you really want to know huh? wink

Corran
@ Shellie: If you find sex is a pain in the ass, you might consider you are doing it the wrong way.....oh wait you meant the sweetness thing. Just be honest instead of thinking nicely and say what you think, they'll all soon see a different you.

Corran
That is why he asked.

shellie
confused i dunno...maybe i can.... embarrasment if i say what i think to some, feelings might be hurt.

Corran
**** 'em they're only feelings, only joking - sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind.

Alpha Centauri
"you really want to know huh? "

Well if you haven't done it in all of those places it kinda renders your "all of them" claim, invalid.

-AC

CherryPie
on a pool table

the laundry table(really any table roll eyes (sarcastic) )

my room

the computer room

the couch in the living room

the bathrooms in the school

I think that is it (several times in those areas wink )

Corran
not the kitchen then?

CherryPie
yeah the kitchen aaginst the door of the fridge stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
Since I can't prove you're lying and you can't prove it's true, I'll just continue.

-AC

CherryPie
it is true

I plan to buy a camera and you can see my sexy life style *licks lips*

Corran
eek

CherryPie
did I shock you corran maybe some day you can experience those places...with me wink

Alpha Centauri
You know Cherry, playing up to the sex pot angle doesn't make you cool. It's beginning to get you a bad rep. I'd stop it.

-AC

Clovie
ok confused i don't remember what have i voted for embarrasment

Corran
No I'm not shocked, I've experienced most of those places - except the school bathrooms (I went to an all boys school) - the eek was for your oh so obvious attention seeking. stick out tongue

a1hsauce
i made out with my gf in the boys bathroom once, that was as far as we could go before security came and got us

Alpha Centauri
Cherry, no offense but if you're as open as you CLAIM, do you think Corran would wanna tap it? I doubt that. I know I wouldn't.

-AC

Corran
If she were older I would stick out tongue

CherryPie
I am 18 you D!CK

Clovie
and i'm 19. and i think that the fact of how experienced you are doesn't have so much in common with the age (at least before 30 messed)

Alpha Centauri
Jeez, insults. I'd tell you to loosen up but...well.

Never mind.

-AC

Corran
I'm sorry I thought you were 19, oh wait 18 is less than 19 so you would still fall well below a reasonable age standard for me - if it were not for that then I am more than sure I would be interested.

Alpha Centauri
I'm beginning to think Cherry hasn't actually done it. I swear only someone who never has could want it that bad. Either that or she's done it just a few times and can't get anymore.

Don't insult me Cherry.

-AC

Silver Stardust
I've never had any and I sure as hell don't constantly b!tch about wanting some...

I don't get where people think that bragging about having all this sex when they're 18 is cool...it just makes you look like a s.lut.

Corran
Unless Cherrypie is actually a 17 year old male virgin, hell we'd never know, I don't think I've seen her pic in the members thingy section.

Clovie
i totaly agree yes

though....maybe.... it is not that bad? embarrasment

shellie
thanks for the quote sweetness wink

Englishpin@pple
yo

Clovie
you're welcmoe of course, but i don't understand why are you thanking me confused

Alpha Centauri
There's a big difference between enjoying sex and promoting that you enjoy sex.

If she enjoys sex, fine. That's good and I'm all for that, it's to be enjoyed. I don't like how people play up to being some kind of sex maniac and then moan about it. If she just really enjoys sex then I can turn a blind eye, although it's annoying.

-AC

Silver Stardust
She put it in her "posts that make me laugh" thread happy only the best quotes from KMC go there.

And am I the only person left who finds a problem with teenagers constantly bragging about sex?

Englishpin@pple
Hello to all

Alpha Centauri
I don't find it a problem. It doesn't impact my life.

It's just something a bit sad. Especially if there's a possibility she hasn't done all the stuff she claims. At least do it if you're gonna brag.

-AC

Clovie
but i was serious cry

it is annoying. you are right. but you can't know if it is nice or not. i'd like to check on my own erm

a1hsauce
ive seen her pic, shes quite pretty, shes a teenager, some people are lil more vocal than others about sex, dont castrate them because of it

Silver Stardust
I just...I dunno...don't really find it to be something that you brag about in public erm but that's just me, I guess...

Alpha Centauri
Well it IS just a forum.

I think she just needs to stop moaning about being branded. She's practically mooning the farmer.

-AC

Silver Stardust
Yeah...

I guess I'm just a very private shy person and don't want to constantly hear people moaning about sex/lack thereof.

shellie
i know sweetie and i found it humorous and lana is right, i only put the best in there happy

Clovie
you are of course right there.
and it is not only coz of your shyness messed it is normal.

but..but...but..confused if it was funny for you cry

Deathblow
I have a problem with anyone who constantly brags about sex, regardless of age. It's a fact that the majority of people (excluding celebrities and the filthy rich) who brag about sex all the time are lying to make themselves feel better. It's often people who don't talk about it much that are the ones who have bragging rights, they're just mature enough to keep their private lives to themselves.

Either that, or like me they just don't have all that much to brag about anyway.

Korri
Is that a big of Reverse Pshycology Sam? droolio

Deathblow
You know me all too well flirt1

Korri
You know i do flirt2whip2

Alpha Centauri
They don't call him Deathblow the Pimp for nothing.

-AC

CherryPie
what is this still doing here?

TX!
i would say the bathroom in the tub cause ya'll both wet and naked so thats the perfect setting for hot steamy sex

SeptemberRain
very true.


Ive been duct taped to a bed b4, it was great wink

Jackie Malfoy
I would have no idea!shifty wink

A4E
the bathroom of a club, kitchen, and bathroom on a plane....
lol

A4E
nono topic 4 adults!!! *covers JMs eyes with my hand* stick out tongue

SeptemberRain
haha


oh, what about the pool table? thats always fun

OR WHILE DRIVING!!!

a1hsauce
get your hands off my client cool

Jackie Malfoy
But I am an audlt!Well sort of!JM(Puts fake hair and mask on!)ladyThank you bodyguard!kisses

a1hsauce
cool ninja yes big grin just doin my job

gefallen_engel
the best place is the easiest place to get caught

A4E
wnna a fight? eh? eh??

Linkalicious
who ever has said that the "pool" is the best place to have sex is probably a virgin.

The pool, jacuzzi, or hot tub are like the worst places to have sex.

Kitchen's the best....tile floor so no stains on the carpet. And easy access to the fridge.

a1hsauce
i highly disagree with that link the pool, if ur doing it correctly, can be one of the best places to have sex, u just have to know wat ur doing

A4E
I voted 4 the kitchen too... plus u can get ice and- sorry

Linkalicious
And I highly disagree with that statement for the simple fact that chlorinated water is NOT a lubricant.

Though the setting may be nice, the conditions may be wonderful...the friction involved is EXTREMELY uncomfortable.

a1hsauce
no no no, not if ur doing it slowly and up on the steps where ur supposed to, no deep into the pool where its 6 feet deep.

Storm
All of the above, depending on the situation and atmosphere.

Linkalicious
slow sex...isn't good sex.

and who in the world would try it in 6 ft of water? What the f**k?

Napalm
how bout the back seet of a pinto behind a porno shop

a1hsauce
we have some sick wierd people out there link anything is possible, and wat u mean slow sex isnt good sex, did anybody read my post ill have to find it... brb

A4E
sometimes it is... it's like being in heaven and when u finally reach... it.. it feels so good...

ok I wont post here anymore no expression

a1hsauce
lol thank A4

okay this is the post i put in cherry pies, should i start over clean thread....

everybody likes it hard and rough, why cant it be slow and gentle, just take your time damn it enjoy it dont scarf it down like a fat chili burger, love it like brocolli warm brocolli smothered with cheese mmmmm cheeese

A4E
I liek it fast and rough sometimes, but when im witha girl I really like I do it slowly and gently

Napalm
I still like this option

chelsea17
weird people stick out tongue

a1hsauce
laughing out loud eek! chelsea

chelsea17
it's me big grin

A4E
lol

Linkalicious
Sex is like a race. You go slow and conserve at the begining so you can sprint at the end.

a1hsauce
ya but its also not beat the clock either, u take ur time enjoy it and share it

Linkalicious
that is of course...assuming that you care about the person you're having sex with. wink

a1hsauce
so u dont care about the person ur having sex with?

Arachnoidfreak
the best place would be on a roller coaster.

Gotta stay focused, and ready for the next turn.

It's also the most dangerous, so you gotta do it on the ones without the loop-de-loops.

chelsea17
this is a thread exactly like the one FJ made

a1hsauce
yep the other one i guess kinda died out chels

Miss_Faye
ha i like the way you put it ! wink

chelsea17
I know

manjaro
slow and steady just makes the dick go soft. im not sayig one should get into it like tis the last time its ever gonna happen but a nice moderate pace will work wonders.also i think the best place to do it is on a nice comfy sofa. i dont know, i find that i get more leverage that way, and it doesnt kill my knees as much.....oh and its good to do it in the ass too, the trick id s finding a girl thats willing to let you put it there

Corran
More excitement

Ignite
the best place is in the park in the bushes!

amity75
Best place to have sex? I've always found a vagina to be a good place.

Corran
That's OK I guess, but it's not as good as the real thing.

lil bitchiness
Bed, shower, kitchen...outdoors is fun too.

Alpha Centauri
I'm surprised bed got the most votes.

Bathroom/Kitchen are favs.

-AC

Corran
Everywhere is fun, even the beach stick out tongue

Berserker
In the dark, so she doesn't have to look at me.

BakaXero
ugh...
upside down

OMEGA_05
I would say in a place where you can get cached by anyone
WHY?

because it make the whole experience even better knowing that you had sex two rooms way from your parents room

OMEGA_05
COME ON

you people have to agree

COME ON

Kosta
Pool would be pretty cool for a bit of frisky fun evil face. But nothing beats the bed.

chelsea17
a hot tub if you include water...

TX!
yep samething for me too the hot tub with warm water cool

a1hsauce
in the balcony of a play

debbiejo
In a hotel pool at night with all lights on....

eleveninches
in a playground laughing out loud

badboy2004
in the back of the workplace u work in

Ou Be Low hoo
Where in Fructis is the option that says 'vagina'?!?!?!?!

Ou Be Low hoo
Oh...and anyone who says 'the pool' either is lying or used a lot of lubricant...

Corran
I've done it in the pool, it wasn't easy, in fact it was most uncomfortable and a little painful, but still enjoyable because it was different.

dizzyblondegirl
on the stairs

nitro-swicked
in a jaccuzi

dizzyblondegirl
can you name five most uncomfortable places to have sex

eleveninches
1.Car
2.Toilet
3.Stairs
4.Bus
5.Cinema

dizzyblondegirl
where in the cinema?

eleveninches
in a seat. rather uncumfortable

dizzyblondegirl
im sure it was

eleveninches
where do you think is the most uncumfortable

Storm
So far, a public toilet.

dizzyblondegirl
umm
in a mates closet at a party thats the only one i can think of thats the most uncomfortable clothes everywhere

chelsea17
can I join?

TX!-yeah, very warm water

Krypt Keeper
Somewhere dark, damp, cold, and strikes fear into the hearts of many.
no biggie.

dizzyblondegirl
thats nice confused

Krypt Keeper
Honestly
Do You Really Think so?

a1hsauce
on the roof of my house ontop of a blanket

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