Who is your favorite person on KMC?
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aliusjimbob
Every one goes onto other threads and says who they like best and interupts other peoples conversations so i set up a thread where you can say who you like best without interupting other peoples coversations.

Alias Neo
this thread has been done loads of times
aliusjimbob
cool someone likes me
Dregh
Everybody in my sig....I'm too lazy
Blind-Enemy
i dont know...i dont have enough friends here

Alias Neo
Favorite people:
Korri
gabimr2
Orlando Bloom03
Blade.5
supergandalf3000
jonny english
daz man
milky bar kid
and um,
aliusjimbob
dragonpisces272
everyone here

Korri
everyone is a good choice
Elanor
the same here

Baylin
My fave person on KMC is Baylin without him I wouldn't be here half as much!
dragonpisces272
what about the penguin guy?
aliusjimbob
My favorite people:
Alias Neo
Blade.5
SuperGandolf3000
Daz Man
Jonny English
Korri
Orlando Bloom03
and last but not least,
Clovie
Baylin
He died - The wolf ate him...

Korri
ahahaaha

Dregh
Why not?, Your avatar says "VOTE KORRI"...
spookey
okay i have a couple of guys i really like
holden..........ad.skinner.......sauron..........linky.........robbie.........gee........misha...........clovie.............obo3............saucyb................syren.....
dragonpisces272
you go burly!

burlyman
hug
I LOVE
BURLY TOO

Korri
woah he is so popular!
dragonpisces272
^

total metalhead
i really dont like anybody here very much

Korri
oh yeah that explains your sig
total metalhead
she pays me to pretend to like her

Korri
sure

total metalhead
no seriously. im a male escort

total metalhead

why dont you believe me?
Be@st
My favourite person on KMC is my wife
silver_tears
busy later naughty
Darth Revan
nettles is telling the truth

He's also:
A man whore
A thread killa
One of the two dumbest guys on KMC (the other being me)
nettles

Be@st
Yeah right; who would pay for you. You're a male escort that pays to girls to take you.
total metalhead
i was, but i can cancel

total metalhead

oh stop it Barfy you old flatterer
silver_tears
Good, very good

total metalhead
i hope you like parking lots and dark alleyways
silver_tears
It's the back seat of a car or nothing sweet cheeks

Be@st
I see your job is doing great
total metalhead
so no movie theatre toilets or clothes store dressing rooms?

silver_tears
Actually the dressing room is plenty diva
raven guardia
every body on my sig, are my fav peoples.
total metalhead
ok my rates start at $150 per day, extra perks $80. is that fine by you?

silver_tears
You are so not worth that, I'll just go find an escort for free

total metalhead
im not worth that??? sweetie what im offering is a bargain

silver_tears
what are you offering

and yes you're not worth that

total metalhead
hey you should be thankful im not charging a dollar per inch

Be@st
Yeah; you can take him to a freak show and get much more money
silver_tears
so then you would have what, a dollar

total metalhead
hah hah hah. hah. hah hah. the laughs we have
yes your right

silver_tears
How sad cry hun you aren't worth my time schmoll
total metalhead

where i come from we have this weird thing we call a J-O-K-E.
it'd be more like $20 baby

silver_tears
Hmmmm *takes a twenty out of her pocket* I don't know if I still want you

total metalhead
hows about i throw in a free bumper sticker to seal the deal?
silver_tears
What's it say?

total metalhead
'I Survived A Screw With Solid Sam''
silver_tears
Meh, I have one already

total metalhead
oh yeah how could i forget

damn i get around more than i thought...
ok...how about a free subscription to my monthly magazine?
silver_tears
What's it about?
total metalhead
nothing much. its just a load of pictures of me in comprimising positions. nothing you haven't seen before i guess

dragonpisces272
you guys are weird

total metalhead
i aint the weird one cousin. shes the one taking out her tensions on a simple man whore

silver_tears
I am so in Sam

total metalhead
I am so in Irene
that sounds a bit naughty...

silver_tears
just a bit

total metalhead

i feel so dirty
silver_tears
isn't that how you always feel, I mean being a man whore must be hard dirty work

Mr. Bacon
another new sig sil?
silver_tears
yup

total metalhead
very true. but its a price im willing to pay for non-stop action
you of all people can respect that

silver_tears
you always come in handy baby

total metalhead
i like to think i make a difference

silver_tears
well you and your escort service sure do

total metalhead
dont you know it

silver_tears
and I do

total metalhead
now. about those rates. just because you rock my world doesnt mean im gonna undercharge you.
silver_tears
*takes wad of bills from her bra* okay what was it again?

total metalhead

you pad your bra with money???
ahem. $150 per night, $80 for extra perks

silver_tears
Meh not worth it

And No I don't pad my bra with money, just keep it in there for emergencies, I only carry hundreds

total metalhead
AM WORTH IT. if you dont want me you shouldnt have hired me in the first place
hundreds you say...me thinks this will be more fun than picking pockets

silver_tears
I didnt hire you, I asked about your services

They aren't pockets babe

total metalhead
so are you interested in my ample services?
no i guess they are far too deep to be called pockets

silver_tears
and you know from experience

total metalhead
hell yeah
any opportunity to gain experience is fine with me

silver_tears
hmmm I like a man with initiative

total metalhead
and i like a girl with deep pockets

silver_tears

well then we fit so well together
total metalhead

in more ways than one sugar

silver_tears
I still want to get my hands on your magazine

total metalhead
i bet. this issue comes with a free blow-up doll of me with my exact features and proportions

silver_tears

well I don't need that, I have the real deal

total metalhead
so true
it could make for some interesting threesomes though...

cant believe i just said that.
Darth Revan
I get that a lot, especially from non-living things like my stereo and TinyTim

silver_tears
someone's feeling frisky

total metalhead
someone apart from you?

silver_tears
I meant you

total metalhead
you have that effect on me

silver_tears
What can I say, it's a gift diva
total metalhead
and a curse in equal measures.
silver_tears

how brilliant you are sammy
total metalhead

thank you my sweet. its always good to have brains and brawn

silver_tears
how right you are

Darth Revan
I feel ignored

total metalhead

how could anyone ignore Barfy?
silver_tears
you can be my bit on the side darth hun

total metalhead

no secret affairs allowed!!!
silver_tears
who said anything about secret

total metalhead
so your just gonna rub it in my face

silver_tears
no, it will be in all the papers detective
total metalhead

and i thought i meant something to you
silver_tears
you do, but we can't ignore darth

don't worry sammy it's only for a few days

Sir Bob III
my favorite person is
sir bob III
<<<<i rock

total metalhead
please please. his name is Barf, Barfy or Barfolomew
a few days??? have we ever been apart that long?
silver_tears
no

don't worry I'll sneak into your room at night

Sir Bob III
nobody likes me

total metalhead

excellent.
because of the circumstances, i'll cut my pay-per-lay charging system for the next few days

silver_tears
Charge it to my credit card, at least I get barf for free naughty
total metalhead
yeah, but you get less man for free

silver_tears
says you

Orlando Bloom03
Ummm.........Dvae and Leatherface12 for guys..
Ummm.........Spooky and I can't chose for gurls!!!
silver_tears
hows the wedding going

total metalhead
yeah. says me, The Saminator robot
silver_tears
that is such a turn off

and to dave

total metalhead
having sex with a cyborg is a turn-off?
i'll just stick with Ducky

Orlando Bloom03
Well the one with Dvae is doing great!!!
silver_tears
*sigh* how sweet

and whens the wedding ?
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