if you were a trained jedi...or sith...or bounty hunter........
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jedi fernando
me?
all at once

LanceWindu
You have to pick Maul if you want fast paced action.
jedi fernando
how would u know???... u havent seen anakin nor yoda nor mace nor tyrannus.
LanceWindu
Well I can pretty much gurantee that Anakin is fast. Tyranuss is probably good but old so not as fast. Then Yoda is to short.
Maul is the best out of them.
Julie
If I were to fight someone, I'd want it to be someone I think I could actually beat, so I'd start with Jango....
yerssot
so... you want nice flowers on that funeral of yours?
mah
I would try to avoid fighting with any of them!
yerssot
is it the question who you would like to attack?
a Jedi uses his powers for knowledge and defence!
mah
that's yerss, always following the norms, wise and noble

yerssot
I wouldn't say THAT, but yeah, wise and noble
Emperor Helmet
Luke wasn't a Jedi Master.
He-Man
I'd be Vader. He's so sexy and handsome and he always gets the girls... I think.
yerssot
nono, it's about who you're going to attack
He-Man
Oh, sorry guys... Didn't read it too well.

He-Man
Anyway, I'd fight Yoda...He's so ugly and green. One less ugly guy in the galaxy.
He-Man
If I'd win that it. I doubt that though.

yerssot
like you could win!
mah
yoda will take you for calling him ugly!
He-Man
I know... But he is ugly. I think he knows that himself.
yerssot
like you are some hunk
mah
when 900 years old you reach....

He-Man
Just look at my musles on that picture. And I have these magic powers too. I think I could even possibly beat Yoda.
He-Man
Then again...maybe not.
yerssot
you need a sword, he needs the Force
He-Man
But I'm the master of the universe.
yerssot
and what controls the universe? the force
He-Man
Not in Eternia. Oh, just forget it... I wouldn't beat Yoda. I guess I'll have to accept that.
LanceWindu
"It isn't your destiny, young He-Man"
yerssot
it's years and years ago I saw that series, don't know anything about it anymore

LanceWindu
I used to have a lot of the figures. I don't remember any of their names except for He-Man and his tiger.
yerssot
yeah, I vaguely remember the tiger... I used to play a lot with the action figures
Ow!!! Skeletor! You could bent his head!

I should try and find those figures again!
LanceWindu
I know where mine are. In the attic
master harmax
and what was that babes name ? man-at-arms daughter ? quite a hot figure eh ?
and its a no contest for me : siddy's the man to beat !!

LanceWindu
I'll take em all at the same time. I would lose though
yerssot
woohoo!
*draws double edge lightsabre*
*does a few fancy moves*
*deactivates sabre*
*sits down again*
LanceWindu
*In annoying little kid voice*
Raz! Yerss is showing off again!
yerssot
*darth Vaders voice*
Don't make me destroy you
LanceWindu
You can't.
I'm made from an indestructible material called skin.
yerssot
wanna bet

LanceWindu
Not until he had opened his Jedi Acadamy
yerssot
wich is EU, so he isn't one
master harmax
Oh but he is a jedi master :
ROTJ :
Yoda : " No more training do you require ... allready have that which you need "
Luke : " Then I am a jedi .... "
Yoda : " No ... one thing remains ... Vader ... you must defeat Vader ... only then a jedi will you be ... "
And since Luke DID defeat Vader ... he does qualify as a jedi master - maybe not of the same level as some of the prequel era jedi masters, but definitely a jedi master ...
DarthKris
I thought Luke wasn't a Jedi master coz he didn't train somebody himself.
nevertheless back to the topic of this thread (some people seem to forget bout it

)
I'd love to kick Luke's a**. I really despise this young boy who is so very weak and needs a new haircut.
He's way too perfect in my eyes except his hair and looks.
In germany we have a word for what he is, something like a milk boy.
haakun
No, when Luke did defeat vader, he does qualify as a Jedi Knight
DarthKris
yeah, before yoda's death luke asks if he is a real jedi.
yoda's reply is that he has to face vader first, then he'll be a jedi.
yerssot
I talked with Ush about this, a month or four back...
Luke is a Jedi Knight at the moment the Emperor calls him it.
"So be it ... Jedi..."
No one knows how you can become a master, we only know it with the help of EU
Ushgarak
Yes, that is the point in the film where Luke really HAS become a Jedi Knight. He has confronted Vader, as Yoda said, and he has also recognised how to avoid the Dark Path. His training at that point is complete and the Emperor recognises this.
Emperor Helmet
And then proceeds to destroy him very easily, until "The Chosen One" decides to step in.
Ushgarak
Yes indeedy. Can hardly expect a novice Knight to beat Sidious!
Emperor Helmet
As far as we know so far, only Anakin has that ability.
master harmax
So let me get this ... Luke qualified as a jedi KNIGHT ... NOT a jedi MASTER ?
DarthKris
disappointed?
luke that weak dude...
master harmax
aw shucks ! suddenly i've started wishing that lucas makes episodes 7,8 and 9 now ........ can't just leave the galaxy with only one jedi knight whose not even in master class !

yerssot
The Dark Side always wins

Ushgarak
Luke would have been a Master by 7. If GL had stuck to the original plan. Which would have invovled the Emperor not being dead and the EMpire intact. Hmm.
master harmax
oh yeah ? wow !! lemme get this .... Lucas' original plan was that Vader would be dead ... but not the emperor ... or the empire ??
And Luke would be alive ?? and even a more advanced jedi than what he was in ROTJ ?

jedi fernando
how do ya know that was GL original plan?
(quotes plz, or reliable source)
master harmax
I don't ... I'm just asking Ush if thats what he meant in his last post....
jedi fernando
im asking ush also
DarthKris
gl is a strange guy...
Can't really believe that the emperor would have to survive...
and anakin dead...
makes all no sense, that ending would have been crap!
He-Man
Well, but maybe that way it would have been easier to make a new trilogy and continue the story. So it wouldn't be the ending in rotj.
yerssot
Ush posted the link in another thread, it's a strange thing those 9 movies, I'm happy with these 6
Ushgarak
Yes, Gary Kurtz revealed the original plans sometime ago.
The Emperor would not have even BEEN in episode VI under that plan. He would not have turned up until number nine. Obviously that whole storyline was blown to bits ages ago.
yerssot
what makes you think that

Ushgarak
Infallible instinct.
yerssot
"I want proof, no leads!"

Julie
sadly, proof is hard to come by these days
yerssot
"There is one! set for stun!"
*chases after proof*
DarthKris
call a detective...
I'd follow that instinct of ush too.
palpy would have shown up in ep9 or so...
but who'll be the villain in ep7 and 8 then if vader is dead?
yerssot
*cough*DarthLegion*cough*
DarthKris
how do you dare... *cough* *cough*
yerssot
easily, why?

DarthKris
darth legion isn't as cool as vader
Ushgarak
Certainly actually existing helps in that instance.
Luke's sister, who was not Leia, would have been a big figure in the sequel trilogy.
yerssot
he is SO existing! *sob*
master harmax
Luke's sister who was NOT Leia ????

yerssot
that was with the nine movies, no worries
master harmax
Oh ok !! *** whew *** : breathes a sigh of relief ...... one more skywalker would have made star wars into a DYNASTY spin off ... heh heh heh
yerssot
although you would have Lukes nephew
that was Greedo
Julie

scary thought
Mujaffa
lukes nephew's named Anakin Solo.. did you know that??
master harmax
With a name like Anakin Solo, he must be one badass dude !
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