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Any been in the force?
Me I had my 12 months tour of duty in the Infantry.
And then I have been transfered,involuntairily, to the mobilizing reserves, search and clear.

any bad luck that they will get you in active duty again?

no chanse of active duty, just the yearly training

how long does the training take? two days?

a week

hmm; that's not that great!

I'll probably get there in some years, unless it becomes voluntary in norway too.

I won't join unless bin Ladin gets out of hand.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, cus up till now he's been a pussy cat.

Only kidding To, I know where you're coming from. After Sept 11th, I became all patriotic and I like to think I'd join up if full scale war broke out and felt I could serve my country.

if norway decided to go into war, I'd quit the military on the day.

they will miss a great general...

a general who wouldn't want to kill anyone? yeah, they'd probably miss that big time.

a general doesn't need to be in the front line

I am going to join the army in about two years now...hopefully I will be avalibale to join "jegerne" dont know any English word who make sence in this word. I will probably stay a couple years in the army..

That would get you shot

and Jegrene are we talking Marine jeger, fallskjerm jeger???
Marine Jeger = Seals
Fallskjerm jeger= airborn rangers

Never did any military stuff.

My brother was in the Navy and my brother-in-law was an MP in the Air Force. My dad was in WWII in the Army.

eh..no, jail for a little time.

well in a three years then i'm gonna sign up for the military, hopefully navy seal or garden

SAS

european speciall task force
don't know what the letter stands for

Ok a little question for ya ( I know the answer, but the first to ask wins)
What does Seal stand for?

sel=seal

no such thing

Mah if you desert the military in wartime you get shot if not by proper authorities you will by other soldiers.
It is done to set an example so others wont desert, harsh but that is the simple fact.
There is a great difference betwwen peace time and war time.
In war time there are death penalties.

you think someone would get shot in norway just like that?

you would

Originally posted by finti
no such thing

Oh yes it is!!
They even have bases at Bardufoss and some place in hedmark!
Anyway seal stands for Land, Sea and Air.
A new one, name some of the nick names that the dalta force have!

what is this, military quiz hour?

Norwegian Military Quiz hour at that! Harsh.

Yes..anything worng with that mah?
Anyway the question is still.gime some nick names on delta force

Maybe we need a Military Discussion Forum......I'll contact Raz.

If he does that then I am leaving these boards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do you like THAT?

Thats a nice hole your digging yourself into Ush.

That was some ToMacco mocking there. Or ToMocking, as I call it.

How about To on a sledge: To-bogganing.

Hmm, there could be a thread in this...

To the "new thread" option Ush and make haste!

Ooh, I dunno, that's a bit decisive for me.

You're never gonna shake off this "Mr.Serious" image Ush unless you start living life on the edge now and then. Throw caution to the wind, I dares ya.

I'm just not the best at making decsions.

Or am I?

ToMocking1 I love it!

Ush are you seriously saying, "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure".

Sorry, am I plural now?

That was a joke from Father Ted, Mech.

Favourite episode: The Eurovision song contest one. Class.

My lovely horse...

"Just play the f**king note, just play it........the f**king note you were just playing!"

"But I..."

"miss your mother"

I'd join the military if they needed people, but for now, I'm violently happy just they way I am

Thomas H dont start an argument of something you obvious know nothing about. The Norwegian army has only two "jeger" units
Fallskjermjegrene og Marine jegrene, what you are talking about is Telemark bataljonen which is an elite group of soldiers not that hardcore as the "jegrene" .
Fallskjerm jegrene/airborn ranger is an infantry division trained in parachuting in behind enemy lines

can you type that reversed?

ehh..no...heard about FSK? Stands for Forsvarets Spesial Komando...!!So there we have it...dont come tell me that I dont know what I am talking about because i do!

And Thomas FSK is the elite core in Norway made up by the top soldiers of the Marinejegere and the same for Falskjermjegrene. And they enlist for 7 years.
You went babeling about someone based at Bardufoss and some in Hedemark. Those at bardufoss are ordinary conscripts you dont. You just throw something out in the air like FSK they were in Afghanistan and was mentioned in the press. If they havent been mentioned there you wouldnt have heard of them.
Dont try to act more clever than you really are

hehe, thomas, finti was in the army, he will know a bit better

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so?
FSK also means Flemish Surf Klub
(yes, Klub, a surf club who are against the new spelling where we must write club in Dutch instead of Klub)

it's norwegian

If they havent been mentioned there you wouldnt have heard of them.
Dont try to act more clever than you really are
maybe your right!
But the thing is...I have heard about FSK long before Afganisthan, I have read about them on a offial website for special forces!! So dont come here and tell me that shit!!!!!!
I also know they are proffecional and have to sign a 7 year conatract....they are among the best in the world in what they do!!

Dont try to act more clever than you really are
Neither should you!!

a team used to be called DIANE was the best actually

So tell me this you who thinks you know. Do you know how to become a part of FSK? What it takes to be a member of special forces in Norway.

shoot! Almost got in if it wasn't for that bloody clean record!

I forgot, you need a lot of tests....doctors...and the shit where they check you brain!!
So yerss, your inn deep!

Quick check that would be!

Wonderful language. Don't understand a word of it, but wonderful.

why dont you take and rrrrrrrrrrrr some and then rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr some more tulip boy

Now I don't even understand your English. Besides, it's the G that's our specialty.

sounds like a lot of R

Nope.

Rrwhat it does sound that to us

Oh lordy...the dutch and the norwegians aren't making any sense.


I don't think I'd do too well in the military..wouldn't even be able to make it though boot camp. All the getting yelled at would make me so mad my head would explode.

But mud'd look soooooo good on you.

I'm more into non military mud experiences thanks

The physical part I wouldn't mind. But I agree with Dim about the screaming. Thats just not polite.

You don't seem to have too much problems with the screaming though.

Me screaming is fine. But some blubber-gut gung-ho sargeant screaming his stale coffee breath in my face at 5am in the rain sounds rather unpleasant.

You're right. That sounds more like something for Edna.... or yerssot.

Edna is probably used to that at Drayden Manor anyway.

But help me pack yerssot in this box and we'll mail him off to boot camp right away. Express service.

Bye bye. Have fun with the big loud man with uniforms and moustaches.

Thats one of the reason I couldnt have made it in the special forces. I wpuld get pissed at the yelling and made some bad ass remark back at them

yerss will be scrubbing the commodes with a toothbrush in no time.

I wonder how he will look with a boot up his butt.

Pretty much like he does now.

indeed

Of course the boot is somewhat larger than a waffle.

and harder

Especially of the nasty drill sergeant.

with a limey accent

Drill sergeant : Now drop and give me 20 MAGGOT !

yerssot : waaaaaaaaaa......

Drill sergeant: MAKE THAT 30 SHIT FOR BRAINS !

yerssot : waaaaaaaaaa......

Drill sergeant: *shoves boot up yerssot's butt*
MAKE THAT 100 MAGGOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

yerssot : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Shoves other boot in yerssot's butt.

Yerss: Thank you sir, may I have another!

ha! I would never call you sir, ma'am

and I will be promoted to Sergeant in no time!

It is those in Stavanger area who has a problem saying r. We say it ok it is only you semi Swedes that have problems understanding the advanced

bitter swedes

I am not a f***ing sweede!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought Thomas H was a norwegian....

hardly

But I'm just a stupid american. All I have is this map with different colored countries and names of towns I can't pronouce.

technically he lives in norway, but he's so close to Sweden you just as well call him a swede

I get the impression the Norwegians don't like the Swedes....

VEry strange that. Neither of them are likeable.

can't deny that

hmmmm.....there may be some rivalry between north and south carolina..

And in the meantime everyone hates France

You know if we ever get a poster from France, they're probably not going to stay after they read some of these threads.

France is beautiful just to bad it is innhabited by French

why is everyone hating France actually?

why not

I asked you all first

cause they are French and that they think they are cultural superior to the rest of the world

ok... got one reason... need 25 more

Number 2:you live close by!

They do make good pastries though.....

eeeh I wouldnt know I dont touch anything French

french kissing?

what's this thing you've got with france?

beside they suck

yes, besides that

But France looks so nice in all the travel agency windows....

They can fit France in ONE window?

yup just hang a garlic and a bottle of red wine....

a shame for the wine though

What about the chocolate ?

brown like tu........

toi

Clouseau

French

typical

Do you have a lyzanzz for that minkey ?

no but a razor

Our friend Jeff shaves his balls.






Just thought you might want to know.

usefull info there Guny dear . what the hell is the purpose of that

He says its cooler. Or something like that. He saved five dollars when he went for his vasectomy.

vasectomy ? christ

His wife made him do it cause she didn't want to keep taking the pill (shes 45) and didn't want to get her tubes tied.

bye bye manhood

*waves goodbye*
what are we doing?

In the trash apparently!.

what's that smell??? >looks around> oh hi dim

*snifs air*
ow djee! Majuffa! Do something about your smell!

ehh.what do this have to do whit millitary service?
I have for a long time been woundering what kind of wepon the English army where using? Is it Ag3 like norway..?