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forgive me if this has already been discussed but i did a search and found nothing

charlie higson...know for his writing and starring in the great british comedy series "the fast show" has been given license to and has completed writing silverfin

silverfin is a childrens novel based around the eton school days of James Bond

here is a link for more info

http://www.bondandbeyond.com/prad101.htm

yup, I'm gonna try and read it

when will it be able to get? (here?)

Yup! I heard about that one too. Should make interesting reading!

but how sure can you be that it will be a good or interesting read?

it was reviewed last night on newsnight review and was given alot of praise...even that it may match the harry potter series in popularity with children

charlie higson was however concerned about how it would be recieved by the bond fan boys...

as long as the book is not aimed at children then

it is...that was why he thought there would be a big uproar about it

Did someone mention Harry Potter??? I guess I won't be investing then!!!

to will be aimed at how little kids?

Kids grow up so fast these days... I suppose the sexual escapades will remain as character theme? if the book is to be directed towards kids.

they can't leave that out RA... but harry poter-like? I won't be looking forward to the book now

what?
okay i likeg HP books
but bond is NOT harry potter
it shouldn't be for kids (however kids like movies. i knwo from experience )
it should be normal book

with words containing more than 2 syllables

why would that be less?

those are easier words

not always
there are words in polish whcih have one syllabe and almost no one can explain what's that

then don't use them

i don't

good girl

moi is?

I'm not a girl, so it has to be you

are you sure?

hug

hmmm.... no

no? i gotta check on my own

come again?

if you aren't sure

I'll look down my pants

annnnd?

and judge after I see the results

you didn't yet?

I haven't had the time yet

it takes so much time to look down...

no, I have a job to do

i see

to the young Bond

*goes*

who will play him? Bloom?

never he's too stupid, and too ugly and just no.

he signed a deal with someone to be the young bond though... but they missed that broccoli owns the franchise

broccoli can't let him cry

they didn't

i'm very glad to hear it

I wonder if I would be suited for the job

why not? just practice your accent a bit more

and pick up smoking too?

why that? it is too be a young bond, maybe he didn't use cigars back in school

cigarettes, he only smoked cigars in DaD

and neither cigarettes, i'm sure they weren't allowed in eton.

smoke on the toilets

it isn't allowed too

screw the rules

sure

so go smoke

you go if you want to. i don't. schmoll

yes to pills but no to smoke?

at the moment no to both

then keep it like that

what for?

ok, then don't

so i won't.

like I won't read the book

coz it will be too much like harry potter?

yeah, for kids

i liked harry potter cry

then you'll love the book

i can't wait to see it
though i wouldn't like a bond book to be very much kiddie like

you can't have it all: a fat girl and room in bed

if the bed is big enough...

then you get an even fatter girl

but i don't want to sleep with a girl

then don't get one

not planning to.

or go for skinny first

may i have a hot guy instead?

*thinks*
hmm... no

why not?

cause sleeping with a girl is so much more fun

i wouldn't say so

you have experience then?

sleeping with a she- friend in one bed after a party WITH OUT any sexual context.

so you don't know

but i guess sleeping with guy gives more possiblities

but that's not the topic... nor is lesbianism... so; the book... bleurgh

i'm sure i have replied to this yesterday

what does 'ble..something' mean?

i haven't started the not-on-topic topic


abouthe book.
i hope it will contain all charm of first movies.

and what do you consider under charm?

not bond hitting girls for sure

that would be so ace if he did that

somehow i knew you'd think so.
but he won't

he will

won't. it is to be a kid's book
he can't.

perhaps it will lure more kids into liking bond

how? i mean... why? i mean...i don't understand

cause it's a kids book

and in your idea kids like when buys are hitting girls?

when buys are hitting girls? they surely don't fight for their lives during sales though

shit.. i can't spell bOys.

I liked my idea more

i'm sure you did.

and btw girls are fighing during sales...

it's up to bond to get them to behave

by explaining them kindly that it is not wise?

no, beating the crap out of them of course

that's a bad idea.

for the girl ...'at hand'

exactly cry

I'm sure she's being well payed

there is no good payment for bruises cry

I can think of a few

so elaborate, coz i can't.

money and lots of it

depends on the amount of bruises
when there is to many NO money can make it up to them nahuh

oh, girls are vain, there will always be enough

but girls also think they don't look good with bruises

they can cover it up with make up

but it hurts

you haven't had it yet so you don't know

a bruise? of course i did

no, a beating up from bond

truth...and i won't get it.

cause you're a guy?

NO schmoll

coz i'll never be a bondgirl

says you?

says me. and just point one person who thinks otherwise.

the broccolis?

have you talked with them recently?

no, I'm not on friendly ground with them since they didn't selected me in their top 2 list

BLASPHEMY how did they DARE not to?

I slept with their first choice of bondgirl

you've trained to the role

oh, I'm experienced in it

and you don't need any more practice? eyes

I'm setting up a school to teach it to girls

only to girsl?

of course

because boys know everything from the beginng?
or they will be other school for them?

no, I don't want competition from them

oh...i'm starting to understand your masterplan

I have a masterplan?

yes you do
or i'm not understand something again cry

I'll get one soon then

tell me if i'm having some part in it

so you wanna get payed for it? no way

the salary doesn't have to be necessarily very high eyes

no clovie in the masterplan it is

even with very low salary? weep

nope, I'm cheap

or maybe you would prefer someone else there? weep

george lucas so I can play with a lightsabre?

Originally posted by yerssot
george lucas so I can play with a lightsabre?

"Y"ou and STAR WARS! Seriously though, which ones do ya prefer? The original trilogy or the newer ones?

how on earth can you even consider that I like the newer ones?? have you actually seen those?