silverfin
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jaden101
forgive me if this has already been discussed but i did a search and found nothing
charlie higson...know for his writing and starring in the great british comedy series "the fast show" has been given license to and has completed writing silverfin
silverfin is a childrens novel based around the eton school days of James Bond
here is a link for more info
http://www.bondandbeyond.com/prad101.htm
yerssot
yup, I'm gonna try and read it
Clovie
when will it be able to get?
(here?)
The Redeemer
Yup! I heard about that one too. Should make interesting reading!
yerssot
but how sure can you be that it will be a good or interesting read?
jaden101
it was reviewed last night on newsnight review and was given alot of praise...even that it may match the harry potter series in popularity with children
charlie higson was however concerned about how it would be recieved by the bond fan boys...
yerssot
as long as the book is not aimed at children then
jaden101
it is...that was why he thought there would be a big uproar about it
The Redeemer
Did someone mention Harry Potter??? I guess I won't be investing then!!!
Clovie
to will be aimed at how little kids?
Reborn Again
Kids grow up so fast these days... I suppose the sexual escapades will remain as character theme? if the book is to be directed towards kids.
yerssot
they can't leave that out RA... but harry poter-like? I won't be looking forward to the book now
Clovie
what?
okay i likeg HP books
but bond is NOT harry potter
it shouldn't be for kids
(however kids like movies. i knwo from experience
)
it should be normal book
yerssot
with words containing more than 2 syllables
Clovie
why would that be less?
yerssot
those are easier words
Clovie
not always
there are words in polish whcih have one syllabe and almost no one can explain what's that
yerssot
then don't use them
Clovie
i don't
Clovie
moi is?
yerssot
I'm not a girl, so it has to be you
Clovie
are you sure?
hug
yerssot
hmmm.... no
Clovie
no?
i gotta check on my own
yerssot
come again?
Clovie
if you aren't sure
yerssot
I'll look down my pants
Clovie
annnnd?
yerssot
and judge after I see the results
yerssot
I haven't had the time yet
Clovie
it takes so much time to look down...
yerssot
no, I have a job to do
Clovie
i see
yerssot
to the young Bond
Clovie
*goes*
yerssot
who will play him? Bloom?
Clovie
never
he's too stupid, and too ugly and just no.
yerssot
he signed a deal with someone to be the young bond though... but they missed that broccoli owns the franchise
Clovie
broccoli can't let him cry
yerssot
they didn't
Clovie
i'm very glad to hear it
yerssot
I wonder if I would be suited for the job
Clovie
why not? just practice your accent a bit more
yerssot
and pick up smoking too?
Clovie
why that? it is too be a young bond, maybe he didn't use cigars back in school
yerssot
cigarettes, he only smoked cigars in DaD
Clovie
and neither cigarettes, i'm sure they weren't allowed in eton.
yerssot
smoke on the toilets
Clovie
it isn't allowed too
yerssot
so go smoke
Clovie
you go if you want to. i don't. schmoll
yerssot
yes to pills but no to smoke?
Clovie
at the moment no to both
yerssot
then keep it like that
Clovie
so i won't.
yerssot
like I won't read the book
Clovie
coz it will be too much like harry potter?
yerssot
yeah, for kids
Clovie
i liked harry potter cry
yerssot
then you'll love the book
Clovie
i can't wait to see it
though i wouldn't like a bond book to be very much kiddie like
yerssot
you can't have it all: a fat girl and room in bed
Clovie
if the bed is big enough...
yerssot
then you get an even fatter girl
Clovie
but i don't want to sleep with a girl
yerssot
then don't get one
yerssot
or go for skinny first
Clovie
may i have a hot guy instead?
yerssot
*thinks*
hmm... no
yerssot
cause sleeping with a girl is so much more fun
Clovie
i wouldn't say so
yerssot
you have experience then?
Clovie
sleeping with a she- friend in one bed after a party WITH OUT any sexual context.
yerssot
so you don't know
Clovie
but i guess sleeping with guy gives more possiblities
yerssot
but that's not the topic... nor is lesbianism... so; the book... bleurgh
Clovie
i'm sure i have replied to this yesterday
what does 'ble..something' mean?
i haven't started the not-on-topic topic
abouthe book.
i hope it will contain all charm of first movies.
yerssot
and what do you consider under charm?
Clovie
not bond hitting girls for sure
yerssot
that would be so ace if he did that
Clovie
somehow i knew you'd think so.
but he won't
yerssot
he will
Clovie
won't. it is to be a kid's book
he can't.
yerssot
perhaps it will lure more kids into liking bond
Clovie
how? i mean... why? i mean...i don't understand
yerssot
cause it's a kids book
Clovie
and in your idea kids like when buys are hitting girls?
yerssot
when buys are hitting girls? they surely don't fight for their lives during sales though
Clovie
shit.. i can't spell
bOys.
yerssot
I liked my idea more
Clovie
i'm sure you did.
and btw girls are fighing during sales...
yerssot
it's up to bond to get them to behave
Clovie
by explaining them kindly that it is not wise?
yerssot
no, beating the crap out of them of course
yerssot
for the girl ...'at hand'
yerssot
I'm sure she's being well payed
Clovie
there is no good payment for bruises cry
yerssot
I can think of a few
Clovie
so elaborate, coz i can't.
yerssot
money and lots of it
Clovie
depends on the amount of bruises
when there is to many NO money can make it up to them nahuh
yerssot
oh, girls are vain, there will always be enough
Clovie
but girls also think they don't look good with bruises
yerssot
they can cover it up with make up
Clovie
but it hurts
yerssot
you haven't had it yet so you don't know
Clovie
a bruise? of course i did
yerssot
no, a beating up from bond
Clovie
truth...and i won't get it.
yerssot
cause you're a guy?
Clovie
NO schmoll
coz i'll never be a bondgirl
Clovie
says me. and just point one person who thinks otherwise.
Clovie
have you talked with them recently?
yerssot
no, I'm not on friendly ground with them since they didn't selected me in their top 2 list
Clovie
BLASPHEMY
how did they DARE not to?
yerssot
I slept with their first choice of bondgirl
Clovie
you've trained to the role
yerssot
oh, I'm experienced in it
Clovie
and you don't need any more practice? eyes
yerssot
I'm setting up a school to teach it to girls
Clovie
only to girsl?
Clovie
because boys know everything from the beginng?
or they will be other school for them?
yerssot
no, I don't want competition from them
Clovie
oh...i'm starting to understand your masterplan
yerssot
I have a masterplan?
Clovie
yes you do
or i'm not understand something again cry
yerssot
I'll get one soon then
Clovie
tell me if i'm having some part in it
yerssot
so you wanna get payed for it? no way
Clovie
the salary doesn't have to be necessarily very high eyes
yerssot
no clovie in the masterplan it is
Clovie
even with very low salary? weep
yerssot
nope, I'm cheap
Clovie
or maybe you would prefer someone else there? weep
yerssot
george lucas so I can play with a lightsabre?
The Redeemer
Originally posted by yerssot
george lucas so I can play with a lightsabre?
"Y"ou and STAR WARS!
Seriously though, which ones do ya prefer? The original trilogy or the newer ones?
yerssot
how on earth can you even consider that I like the newer ones?? have you actually seen those?
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