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what's the worst thing that could ever happen to you??

Ricki Lake

don't know who ricki is???? damn boy

Can't see a "none of the above" option.

Ricki Lake here too.

You should have put a Jerry Springer choice up there.

Or a 'Waking up one day and finding you are straight' option. This IS the 21st century, after all.

Jeez, I'd hate that to happen....err I mean yes, Ush is right.

Hang on Mech... does this mean you're leaving me?

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I submit that that reply was more rude than anything I said...

USH! how dare you! You and mech??? What about Texas? Does he mean nothing to you anymore?

Wake up 1 day and find out I'm straight
Homophobe

Riki Lake aint that bad, she was hillarious in Hairspray!

I still think that the Ricki Lake shoulda been changed to Jerry Springer

I think waking up without my penis would be the worst thing that could happen. Or death.

If I woke up without my penis, death would follow closely.

It wouldn't be that bad!
*You wouldn't have to scratch it all the time
*No more embarassing boners

I don't wear sweat pants, so I can usually conseal such problems.

I dont wear underwear, and when I get a boner you can see it through my jeans

You're going to zip your wiener off one day.

I'd put it in a jar

Hey Mr. Bobbit, I mean Texas!

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Okay, I'll analyze this since I'm already on Mujaffa's shit list....

1. Die - well your problems are over anyway...nothing else bad can happen to you anymore.

2. Wake up and find you're gay - well at least being gay isn't physically painful. Hmm....let me rephrase that. The emotional pain at times must outweigh the......uh, what I mean is...are you openly gay or in the closet....hmmm...don't want to use the term closet....okay lets skip this one.

3. Having your arm torn off by a wookiee is what I voted for. That would hurt. The other three won't hurt. Well unless you die a painful death. Or maybe certain applications of number 2.

4. Rikki Lake - as long as you get paid to act like an ******* on tv, what the hell ?

Well that clears everything up.

To and Tex....you are some funny guys!!!
To wake up with out a d*** would be a disaster!
what would men do if there was not any women in the hole world...die or became gay? Thats a hard one!!
PS I am not homophobic!

I have no qualms about waking up sans penis.

If there were no women left in the world I would committ suicide

is that a promise?

hear hear

If there were no men left in the world...all the toilet seats would be down.

some girls are standing up while they take a piss
by the way Mech, pissed in your neighbours mailbox yet

You have to have incredibly good aim....

what? for the mailbox? nah!
Hmm... well, I don't like a certain person nearby... remind me to check if I'm drunk

A couple years back I had one of my huge parties.

One of my buddies took a shit on a newspaper and put it in my neighbors mailbox.

I guess you don't get along with your neighbor anymore.

No they have a crappy relationship

Great! Where's mechy when you need to tell him these things!

He had to know it was us. I was the only teenager in the neighborhood, and I threw parties EVERY weekend.

He never said anything, though.

what would he said?
"Look at what I've found in my mailbox"?

No, but he could have said "Luke, one of your pals shit in my mailbox."

Or been a dick about it and called the cops next time I had a party.

made you think what he did with it...

I guess so.

Haven't pissed in his letter box yet, I've decided it would be churlish of me to just walk up and do it. So now I'm in training to do it from 10 feet away instead. Just gotta find an assistant who's willing to risk holding it open for me whilst I perform.

Boy I'm having to drink a lot to build up the pressure required for it.

That shouldn't be too hard.

Shit in the mailbox...piss in the mailbox.

Gives a whole new meaning to junk mail.

at least he now has a reason for complaing about all the crap he receive in his mail

That was great !

aiming from 10 feet? hmm... it IS possible...

Mech must have a hell of a cannon on him.

Dirty woman.

I like to think so, but Mrs.MM will no doubt correct me when she's online.

How do you take turns on line ? Or do you have two computers ?

it's Pretty Woman

Mrs.MM posts at work and sometimes comes online at home when I'm out. She's really getting into it now though and likes to be involved in my "other life".

You should be scared Mech, next she is going to take part of your pub life

Aaaaahhhaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaaaahaahhahaaaggaaaahhh ahhhahaaaaaaawaaahhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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*gets idea*
*runs to pub*
*runs back*
great exercise!

I do something similar Yerss, except I usually crawl back or catch the "beer scooter".

I take the car

oh the rest of us CLEAR THE ROADS, YERS GOT A CAR

that won't help, I'll probably hit houses too

Mech is turning into George Castanza.

"Relationship George"

"Independent George"

Worlds are colliding.

George W Bush

IS BEING A HOMOFOBE JUST A DEFENSE AGAINST YOUR REAL FEELINGS///////?

is the cap locks that dear to you?

I like the episode where he's got that girlfriend in jail because she can't do the "pop-ins". Then she escapes and he's horrified at the thought of "a break-out pop-in"!

BTW the "beer scooter" is a little golf cart type vehicle that takes you home when your far to drunk to know where you live. When I wake up and don't remember how I got home I always know the beer scooter has appeared. I don't believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny but I know the beer scooter exists.