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Each day for two weeks I shall set you a task to complete.



Sunday 21st March:

Tell 3 people that a Japanse Postcard is 10 x 14.8 cm

It is Saturday.....

Not where I am from In that case, complete your task tomorrow

lol

Cool, I get a head start

What do we get if we complete each task?

A congratulation from yours truly. Maybe something else aswell... maybe a smiley!

Tender....

ok its 2:30am where i am. i phoned three of my friends and left messages on their cell phones saying that Japanese postcards are 10 x 4.8 cm. do i get a cookie?

I can't be bothered, I'll just leave it on my cell voicemail, and people will hear it

I Live In A Giant Bucket says:
A Japanse Postcard is 10 x 14.8 cm
Live and die says:
Super (I inserted the myself because it dosn't show up when you copy and paste)

Only 2 more people to tell

Sam i hope you meant 14.8

hmm.....14? i told 4....
could it be?
i wanna a cookie too

People where it is still Sunday - hurry up and complete your 1st task!
Now for you second:


Monday 22nd March:

Use the word manufacturation (yes i made it up) 2 times in one sentence, twice.

monday thing-ill do that *writes it on hand so i dont forget* everyone already thinks im insane so it'll just improve my reputation

sunday-did it last night

Ok, I completed task 1
I'll do the new 1 tommorow (Monday)

i did it

thumbsup For all of you!

BURLY!

done it

me too. some guy just rang my house trying to sell something and i told him to believe in manufacturation, because if it wasnt for manufacturation, he'd be dead right now

thumbs_up Go you!

thumbup1

oh i used it when my friend had a hole in the crotch of her pants so i told her to blame it on the manufacturation of the pants, manufacturationism creates little (in her case sort of large actually) problems

dont be suprised if this friend of yours decides to avoid you from now on

Done, twice in Spanish and twice in English

shes as weird as me so its all good

someone else as weird as you...thats quite possibly the most terrifying thing i have heard in years

thanks sam

no problemo. thats what im here for

what would i ever do without you to remind me to be as perfect as you some day!hug

DONE
and
DONE!
whoop whoop!

i do did that one

Tuesday 23rd March:

Spill something on the kitchen floor and don't clear it up

i did it thats wasnt hard too do . can i clean it up tomz?

is that it? that is too easy. heck i do that everyday anyway

I am going to pass on this one...

Woops I rushed that one. Correction:

Aww Sammy, can't you handle the task... is that a FAIL?

Wednesday 24th March:
Give 3 RL people a Furryhug and say "Love from Furryman"

I do that anyways

Do it with extra fur

furrrrrrrrryman it is

I spilled water!

no

i spilt ketchup, orange juice and milk on the floor without cleaning it up, and now thanks to you my house smells like an over used Macdonalds urinal thats been forsaken by the cleaners

i do that anyway....done!

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Wednesday 24th March:
Give 3 RL people a Furryhug and say "Love from Furryman"
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done and doner

done

...but i dont think im going to be visiting my local gym anymore. at least not until i get bored of having a straight nose and a fully functioning jaw

i want the next task furryman. i feel i can handle anything now

He is not here...

he never is when i truly need him

*sighs*

It's ok, cheer up
Watch some porn, you will feel better

cry furryman used to love porn cry

...And you don't

i dont remember saying that

lol
It's good to see you don't drive on the other side of the road... I had my doubts when you fell in love with TinyTim

im shocked and outraged you could even think such things of me!

and TinyTim is a cheating whore-bot. he can go to virtual hell for all i care

lol, I guess it didn't work out between you two
You made a cute couple

no. i found out he'd been seeing Barf Heaven behind my back all along

plus he tried to kill me

Bah! It was for the best...
You don't want to get intimately involved with a bot, now do you...

OK this is Thursday's, Friday's, and Saturday's task!

1) Go upstairs and do some warm up exercises
2) Run down the stairs and through the front door
3) Run at least 20 metres, before finding a nice tree
4) Climb the tree
5) Shout from the tree "Goodness gracious great balls of fire"
6) Run for your life

If there are no trees, a pole of some sort will be just as effective.

If nobody sees or hears you, repeat until they do.

woah that was fun

hell no im not doing that!!!

sam the man!

i'll be sam the sham if anyone sees me doing burly's little task

aww come on its easy!

but i dont wanna get laughed at

i did it

and did people laugh at you?

Sam if you don't it will count as a 3 day fail

ppl laugh at me anyway

ok fine but im gonna put my hood up so nobody knows its me

seeya in couple of minutes. ive gotta go find a tree

hug thats because your funny

If there are no trees, a pole of some sort will be just as effective.

im so doing that but i need to print it out so i dont forget

i did it

Note: It's advisable not to run through the front door. Best to open it first

that explains the headache

i have actually done that before



dont ask

done

i got told off by an old lady walking her dog. she told me i was far too old to be climbing trees and i should be ashamed of myself. i told her to go to hell

I'm a late starter...is there any chance I can catch up?

probably have to do all these things in one day...well, okay, ill start

kewl

okay...I told people about the post card in the middle of the night and after i told them, they hung up the phone

what was the second and the third thing?

dunno

ok

At your own pace tortoise

tortoise? okay but I already finished like, 3 of them

Sunday 28th March:

Go to the house of the oldest person that lives nearest to you, and talk to them in an uncomprehendable voice.

Talk to them about polo and your favourite things to do with horses!

if i get arrested for this one your paying for my bail nono

hmm... i think i'm late to do the first task oh well...

duuuuude

ok dog whats my task

Monday 29th March:

Tell five friends about tubcat
www.tubcat.com

okay so im bored and tired... shoot me..

OH MY GOD TUBCAT RULES!

I LUV TUBCAT!!!!!!

yo burly! i finished the tasks so far hurray for me

SO DO I

Tuesday 30th March!!:
Um..er... Cut a lemon in half, put salt on one side, suck it

done

did anyone fulfil this mini hidden task for March 29th?

*strangles B*

*drags silva away from B*

no hun, it says "shoot" him

oh I wanna be different

Damn you're to wise Dvae detective

but then you won't complete the quest!

but if he's dead.... then there wont be any more questions...

go ahead

*uses rope*

Nothing will kill me *tip toes off to throne in the wonderful task castle*

new task required

your losing your touch furryman. i could do that blindfolded with my arms tied behind my back. In fact, I will do it blindfolded with my arms behind my back.

goodbye

Jump in the sea and see how far you can go down, until you run out of air, and stay there.

thats more like it.

Just prepare a prank for someone tomorrow or something..

can it be a phone call?

i have several set up already. one of them starts at approximately 4:00am tomorrow morning. i have a feeling my dad is going to be very early for work

oh thats naughty!

www.tubcat.com

lets do this again Jumpy

see this is quality OTF

I didn't bump this thread so you could gloat you Swedish serial rapist

but I just bought a new PERSKORNA sofa from IKEA

why does that turn me on

do what?